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Hermes: I can’t talk right now I’m doing hot god shit…
*steals Apollo’s cattle, lies about it, gets threatened by Apollo, invents lyre, makes peace with Apollo with the lyre, sweet talks Zeus and becomes an Olympian*
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3 months in and She THICC
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Hermes, unspoken God of Dank Memes, watching the millennials joke about death: lol nice
Apollo, God of Healing, trying to keep his followers from being depressed: NOOOO
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FAST AS FUCK, BOIII
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I’m BACK! ✨
Sorry for the long hiatus but time and work have been kicking my ass.
First announcement I will be having a ton of writing and journaling content coming! Some of it will be reposts from my old blog as well as new challenges and prompts
2nd I promise to have the Legend of Zelda Spirituality Quest typed up and posted at some point, all 9 levels and side quests
3rd expect to see some Hellenic content!! I recently started working with Hermès and chatting with my beloved @thepastelpriestess so my musings and such will more than likely make its way here!
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In honor of spooky month, an offering of one of my many costumes
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Apollo: Uh, I think Dad messed up our lunches.
Apollo: *holds up note that says “Please. Keep out of trouble. Please.”*
Ares: That would explain this. *holds up note that says “I love you so much!”*
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I had no good reason to buy a book today so obviously I bought five
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This year has been an absolute shit show mentally for me and I have pretty much accomplished nothing I set out to do with this blog whatsoever.... please stand by while I try to reboot the .exe and hopefully a crumb of inspiration will come outta my brain or something
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Me reading your tarot cards: "Okay, I have drawn the Empress, the Queen of Discs, the, uh.... jack of diamonds, blue eyes white dragon, a couple of Swamp lands, and Pikachu."
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My boyfriend just woke up, mostly still asleep and told me “don’t worry, it’s getting better” in a heavy, American accent, which is unusual for an Australian man.
“Why are you American?” I asked, to which I got:
“Sorry, it’s getting better” in a stereotypical posh English accent.
“Why are you English?” I asked, amused.
“What is he normally?” He managed to ask.
“He? You’re not anyone else, you’re you.”
“Ugh, me” was the last thing he said, in a right proper Aussie accent before he fell back into proper sleep.
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I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.
AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE
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