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Whatever the case, feel free to write long-winded explanations in the tags, I WILL read them!

#maige's reblogs #yeah from spain (june 12) #technicallyyyyy we have from japan/us too (july 4th) but its less celebrated bc... i know the us had a big influence on deciding that #specific date and its a bit annoying to celebrate independence FROM the us on THEIR independence day

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#maige's reblogs #take crossovers and time travel fics away from me and ill start biting #idk on one hand i think ive read more omegaverse than like literally anything else here (besides soulmate aus) but like #i dont Need them. theyre my 'im so hungry i could eat dirt' fics #maybe ppl will write more non abo mpreg if thats the case... we still have carrier aus or trans hcs...?

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#maige's reblogs #used to be 2 times a day regardless of the season but its more once a day now #idk man i grew up in the philippines. even 'winters' are hot enough that you feel sweaty as shit unless you take a shower 2x a day

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the first ship i ever shipped was iballisticsquid and stampylongnose. i was like 9 and I wanted these block furries to kiss so bad.

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #stampylongnose #anon youre so real for that actually

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i think everyone leaving "reblog dont (just) like" notices on their art needs to think about youtubers and their calls to action and how often it actually works, how often it only serves to irritate, and when exactly does it work and why that might be and what makes those calls different to all the other ones that just get ignored or frustrate people. because you are doing that, and you're doing it badly, and youre losing subscriber

#maige's reblogs #oh fuck someone finally put it into words #also like. i cant speak much of it personally but i know some of those demands are ocd triggering #to the point where ive seen lists compiled of common phrases for ppl to block #to the point where IVE used some of those compiled tags to filter as a non-ocd person who just finds them annoying #so if youre going to hit me with 'reblogs > likes' then chances are i wont even SEE that post #bc its going straight into my filter where i never get to see it. no matter how much i wouldve genuinely enjoyed your art otherwise

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@ourselvers

Combining my two biggest fixations atm <3

#maige's reblogs #dungeon meshi #HELP OH MY GOD JSKDAFSAKLFHKLASFHKLDSA #genocide route where he just fucking Eats Everything #who needs tems shop when you can have bone and goat soup mmmhmmmm

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once again saying confessions accounts should not be for simply stating your controversial opinion on a ship or fandom or just to like complain about something fandom related or whatever. confession accounts should only be for the real stuff. the good stuff. if you’re not about to tell me you gave birth in dream smp cosplay i don’t want to fucking hear it

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #LITERALLY #also if you really dont have any funny stories (which i doubt but go on) you can always just Make Shit Up #(which i totally dont do all the time nooooooo) #like fuck exercise your creatively. make up a lie about kissing your friend in cosplay or something. idk. <- totally hasnt submitted that #as long as it isn't an encounter with a cc literally no one can fact check it. its fun and at least way less annoying than mid fucking take

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#maige's reblogs #either kaitou joker or yuri on ice #but yuri on ice was the first one i watched with the intention of getting into anime #hetalia was like a good third or fourth i watched

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cr base i use

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #hermitcraft #lol #SCARS FACE IN THE 2ND PANEL IS KILLING ME #HE KNOWS WHAT HES DOING #also poor mumbo staring in horror at his hand... what has his hand become (a ball)

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Republikflucht, a game set in East Germany where you help a fellow border guard reunite with his brother (I lied, there's no game.)

#maige's reblogs #hetalia #oh shit this is so interesting #love the papers please vibes

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#maige's reblogs #hetalia #WAIT THIS IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY I LOVE THIS #even the name in the audio is perfect what #cute!!! #lol

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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen

also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote

suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response

#maige's reblogs #gasp but only bc my shock response is to hide or escape instead of call for help #like i would be running as fast as i could or trying to hide or look away as soon as i saw a corpse #i think i might scream but the gasp (inhale) would definitely come before the scream (exhale) lmao #actually no i'd be like (runs to the nearest Safe person) guys guys hey guys theres a fucking- a fucking guys guys guys dont look in there #no experience just based on my usual panic or shock responses

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Lloyd. Just Lloyd

#maige's reblogs #ninjago #yooo #cute!!!

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reaping day in hunger games being july 4th and ctommy’s birthday being july fourth well im often thinking about this

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #dsmp #oh my god... imagine you or one of your brothers getting reaped on your BIRTHDAY i would cry

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Reblog if you didn’t write My Immortal

We’re going to find the author by process of elimination.

#maige's reblogs #lol

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#maige's reblogs #steven universe #this scene was so important to me #seeing stevonnie so happy #it just really warmed something in my heart #< op's tags #I'm gonna be thinking abt this every time I shave #idk just. something abt the fact that their character gets mistaken for a girl sometimes and how being androgynous gets read as being fem #Lite i just. them growing facial hair and getting that sense of satisfaction from shaving it is everything to me #both in terms of. hey androgynous means masculine traits too! but also as just part of my personal experience of being a genderqueer but #still very fem-presenting person that gets masculine gender euphoria from shaving. yeah.

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just a very small bean man today

#maige's reblogs #mcyt #hermitcraft #he is 9cm tall... #cute!!! #also just really love the shoes for some reason? i think im just jealous lol