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the scariest part about all of this. phil still hasn't said anything. he still hasn't broken his seal.

#prev okay wait... #and when phil is the one to post the engagment photos #wait wait.....wait......im having thoughts #WAIT WAIT WAIT....engagement video

[manchesterau]

it always comes back to we know you know

#like........

[manchesterau]

okay either theyre getting ready to do a hard launch or theyve realized that they enjoy fucking with us and either way im scared

#it's both and i love it

[manchesterau]

you just know dnp are sitting at home rubbing their little fucking hands together talking about how if we think THIS is a hard launch

#see bc this is what's really getting me like i know they see all the hard launch / 'theyre being more open' comments #and theyre like 'oh you just fucking wait' #that's why it's so funny dan's like 'being a supportive friend <333' like theyre 100% laughing at us

[manchesterau]

you're?? telling me the two gay men who have been living together for over a decade ,,,, likE like each other? well hot damn!

#plshbnjhbn like wait guys...i think they like each other

[manchesterau]

dates with dan and phil

#mine #i swear i SWEAR in a video they're gonna causally be like 'hah so this weekend we went on one of our date nights and blah blah' #LIKE I CAN FEEL IT HAPPNEING OKAY OKAY #they're so sickening actually #phan #dan and phil #LISTEN LISTEN TO MEEE

[manchesterau]

the most liked comment on the community post asking if this is a hard launch

#mine #plskjhgvbhnj

[manchesterau]

every time i remember this year is going to be their 15th anniversary i clench in fear .

#my stomach hurts

[manchesterau]

like i just said in the gc…. the one thing we’ve always known about dan is that if he lets himself be earnest, he will not acknowledge it afterwards. him acknowledging that orange heart and calling it GAY is like. all bets are off he could do fucking anything now, and he WILL

#WE KNOW YOU KNOW #this is why he doesnt do livestreams anymore dsfgfsdg #bc you know what will happen

[manchesterau]

this is our reward for beating destiel

#they're giving us content so we can be top 5 this week

[manchesterau]

this is such a "we know you know" moment bc they KNOW we freaked out over the heart and phil's comment and they know WHY we freaked out...like they know that we know..........

#mine #THEY KNOW.....and we know... #phan #i just know theyre giggling somewhere

[manchesterau]

so when do you think we're getting a kiss pic

#yup! june id say

[manchesterau]

#mine #phan #okay fun fact i saw the post for the fault and our stars in an ad on wattpad before it came out and i thought it was about a gay couple <3 #dnp #imagine my surprise when it wasnt...i still have the book and the dvd dsfdghjhfgdfs

[manchesterau]

hard launching on the youtube community channel is crazy wtf is wrong with you

[manchesterau]

He saw us trying to get phan trending and said let me help with that

#YAY

[manchesterau]

every day we get closer to phengaygement then phweddingg i need to be sedated

AND THEN JAPHAN PHONEYPOON 3.0

#Anonymous #they are 100% leaving youtube for like a month and going on a honeymoon #watch this space #and when dan and phil come back pregnant <3

[manchesterau]

gay

#me