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Eloise: I’m invoking the no judgement clause of our friendship.

Penelope: Oh my God, what have you done?

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New Camp Jupiter Camper: Praetor Levesque and Praetor Zhang are so professional.

Other New Camper: I know. So poised and put together and serious.

Percy Jackson: *rolling up to camp for College blaring on the horn of his parents Prius* FRANK! HAZEL!

Frank and Hazel: *screaming their heads off and booking it down the road, Frank occasionally excitedly turning into different animals as he goes* PERCY!!!

Percy: *parking the car but exiting out of it through the open window* AAAAAAHH!!! GUYS!!!!

Frank: YOU’RE HERE!!!

Hazel: YAY!!!!

Percy: WHOOOOO!!! HAZEL YOU’RE PRAETOR NOW! SHUT UP I AM SO PROUD OF YOU!

Hazel: WE MISSED YOU!

Percy: WE MISSED YOU!

Annabeth: *exiting out of the passenger side door* Yeah, we did!

Hazel: ANNABETH!!! AAAAAH!!!

Annabeth: AAAAAAH!!

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⚠️ IMPORTANT⚠️

Since Cinderellas Castle has hit $500,000+ which is double their goal, I would like to draw attention to Operation Olive Branch

We have so many Starkids and we have the ability to support those in need. Please consider donating to these gofundmes and help Palestinian families escape genocide. If you are unable to donate, please reblog and share the google spreadsheet.

All eyes on Rafah. Free Palestine.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vtMLLOzuc6GpkFySyVtKQOY2j-Vvg0UsChMCFst_WLA/htmlview

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BRIDGERTON SEASON 3 (PART 2)

PENELOPE FEATHERINGTON

SPOILER

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BRIDGERTON — 3.03 "Forces of Nature"

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UPON CLOSER INSPECTION

IT IS HIS MIDDLE AND RING FINGER HE DOESN’T USE

Kinda blurry but

HE USES HIS THUMB TO PULL THE DRESS UP AND POINTER FINGER TO MOVE THE HAIR

COLIN DID IN FACT SPIDER-MAN HER

THE RING. THE RIIIIIIIIIING.

( @dollypopup you inspired me to investigate…)

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Anthony: You know, we Bridgertons didn’t get to where we are by being afraid of hard work.

Anthony: We did it by leveraging a coal monopoly in the 1670s.

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Colin: Talk to Penelope, that’s what friends do.

Eloise: Nope. I’m going to wait until I am on my deathbed, get in the last word, and die immediately.

Colin: That’s your plan for dealing with this?

Eloise: That’s my plan for dealing with everything. I have 72 arguments I am going to win that way.

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Colin: Wait, are you flirting with me?

Penelope: Have been for the past three years, but thanks for noticing.

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People: Why the hell is Colin pretending to be a rake? That’s so icky. That’s so not him. What ever could be the reason?!

Season One:

Colin: I’m a man in love and I want to get married. 🥰😍

Anthony: You’re so green. Is this about wetting your wick? 🙄

Season Two:

Colin: I’m a man who wants to find my way in the world. I want to invest. 😁💪

Anthony: What the hell do you think you’re doing?! 😡❌

Season Three:

Colin: I’ve changed my entire personality. Women love me. Men are envious of me. People think this version of me is so fun. 😎🪭😕

Anthony: I invited you for a drink to congratulate you on your many admirers! You’re a man! 🥳🎉

Colin’s character is the perfect study of the pressures of masculinity and external/societal validation.

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also eloise bridgerton is conceptually the most hilarious character on the whole show. claims to be a feminist but every time her fellow women talk about their artistic pursuits or hobbies or interests or ambitions she’s like ugh you all fucking suck. not me though. i’m different. i want to be like my brothers. and then she has no real talents of her own. she’s not a feminist she’s still a reactionary turbohater AND a girlfailure. what she’s trying and failing to articulate is that she’s a lesbian.

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you must imagine how devastating this season of Bridgerton is for me as I am very romantically interested in sensitive brunette men AND voluptuous red headed women

It’s like I’m coughing baby and they are the hydrogen bomb, something akin to sexual insanity………..

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When the Carriage is Rocking [audio description] w/captions

I previously posted a video of the carriage scene with reduced music. I created a new version with the music dampened and included audio descriptions ++ I added captions for both the dialogue and the audio descriptions. Enjoy!

Well, maybe I am.

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CLAUDIA JESSIE, NICOLA COUGHLAN & HANNAH DODD PHOTOGRAPHED FOR ELLE

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Okay let's talk about the new clip

It definitely looks like it's JUST Luke and Penelope in her apartment. I thought at first everyone else was in a different room, but that's definitely her living room. Either he's the first to show or the last to leave. @lklvz and I think he showed up to help her set up

"Put it away." "I know it was Tyler, and you know how I know it was Tyler?" The way he's telling her he can read her like a book

the easiness between them?? Close, trusting, emotionally intimate Besties Garvez my beloved.

"You get this glazed look on your face" Oh you mean the way she looks/looked at you?

Jealous Luke is SO BACK and I am SO HERE FOR IT