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let's all give a big hand to "Dear Dumb Diary": it's funny, it's imaginatively drawn, and it's easily the most man-hating book series to have been written by a male author.

#dear dumb diary #books

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Mixed Breeds comics 2016

Don't make me have to come to terms with the fact that what's going to make me famous isn't going to be this.

In the story "Friend or Faux", Muffin gets her body converted into faux fur. In "Bad Dog", Bearl goes on the run after being branded a bad dog. In "#MIXEDSPEEDS", Bearl and Muffin go speed-dating.

In "Because of Winn Ditzy", Winnie alters Bearl's personality. In the wordless story "Snow Job", Fitz and Bearl try to shovel.

In "Better Off Shed", the duet tries a new lotion that makes them shed their negativities. In "Black and White", Muffin loses the copyright to her fur coloration.

In "So What", Muffin invents a philosophy. In "Jupiter Day", aliens take the duet to celebrate their Earth Day. In "Wild Flowers", flowers overtake the town.

In "They Saved Bearl's Brain", Ms. Lola solves an issue by turning Bearl's brain inside out. In "Much Ado About Muffin", Muffin loses her memory and is reduced to an everyday cat.

In "sCatterbrain", Muffin is possessed by a vintage cartoon. In "My Little Postnie", Postnie attempts to save a race of clumsy pegasi from extinction.

In "Snail Away", Muffin's pet snail returns and is now fast. In "Animorffin", Muffin goes wild and turns into animals. In "Food for Thought", the duet's philosophies are bought by a brand of food.

In "Calorie", Muffin becomes a hungry superhero.

In "Muffin-guard On Duty", Muffin becomes a lifeguard but still fears water. In "Mr. Next Saturday Night", Baugo gets a jester who predicts the future. In "The Seven Naps", Muffin takes a tour of the seven best napping places.

In "The Sweet Spot", Muffin becomes an African fashion director. In "The Bean-churian Candidate", Bean and Elizabeth run for opposite offices. And in "Muffzilla vs. Bearl Kong", the duet turns into big monsters.

In "The Haunting of Pumpkin House", the duet attracts a crowd to a house of horrors. In "Miss Fitz", Muffin swaps her brain with Fitz's.

And in "Thankstaurant Impossible", the duet uses Thanksgiving leftovers to license a restaurant.

Original strips: January 2016, February 2016, March 2016, April 2016, May 2016, June 2016, July 2016, August 2016, September 2016, October 2016, November 2016, December 2016

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2016

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who wants to bet that Stephen King simply straight up forgot to name the story "It"?

King: "and here's the story I wrote, about a fearsome clown who uses fearful clown powers to take advantage of people's fear of clowns."

Publishers: "terrific! what are you going to call it?"

King: "...it?"

#stephen king #it #books #literature

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I can kinda smell out that abusive parents will use corona as a threat and some of the more crazy ones will try to claim that any or every activity you want to do will end up in you getting the virus, so remember it can only be passed from one person to another, nothing you do alone can cause it, in fact tell them to stay away from you so you don’t get it from them and inform them they already are a type of virus you don’t appreciate getting infected by

#toxic parents #abusive parents

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All I can do is read this to the rhythm of "We Are the Champions".

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In a large number of cases I've noticed, the kid is fine and the adult's a picky cooker.

hey i'm sure y'all have seen that 'why your kid is a picky eater' image. says that crackers are the same every time. Bull Shit you've never had one of those dark wheat thins that take your whole jaw to bite thru and ruin ur night

#kids #food

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The key to generating a blessedly cursed image

Step 1: Think of a pair - any pair - composed of one light-skinned partner and one dark-skinned partner.

Step 2: Flip the script.

Horge and Gerald

C.J. and Aster

Tancis and Freddy

#blursed #captain underpants #fairly oddparents #big nate #race lift

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Mixed Breeds comics 2015

This may be the most packed year so far.

In the story "Do Mixed Breeds Dream Of Electric Sleep?", the duet goes into the world of counting sheep when they have trouble falling asleep.

In "Winn Side Out", a mind-reading accident causes the whole town to get on Winnie's wavelength.

In "Spring Training", Bean and Elizabeth coach a Fetchenshplab team. In "BeatleMortya", Morty starts a band. In "The Dogs Must Be Crazy", Brunswick founds a church.

In "Dawn of the Shed", Muffin's shedding infects the furniture. In "Around the World in 80 Feathers", Postnie goes around the world for Earth Day.

In "The Upda2e 2", an elderly version of the duet looks back at their memories.

In "The Secret Lives of Bean", "Muffin" discovers Bean has had many past lives. In "The End Of The Tale", Bearl finally catches his tail but doesn't know what to do afterward. And in "Da Doo Ron Ron Ron Da Doo Ron Ron", Sly and the Family Stone visit the town and give it the technology to turn summer doldrums into love. (All these stories feature artificial Muffins, because the real one spent that month stuck on a mountaintop.)

In "The Show Must Go Down", Bean and Elizabeth pull out all the stops to destroy a production of "Annie". And in "Kat Karaoke", Muffin is affected by a karaoke machine.

In "Keep Calm and Post On", the duet infiltrates a poster factory. In "Son of Baugo", Baugo's decorous son visits.

In "Journey to the Center of Muffin", Muffin becomes the center of the Earth.

In "Mall for Nothing", the duet builds a mall over nature. In "Forget Me Nut", the squirrels visit a forest made of all the memories they've ever forgotten.

In "Are You Afraid of the Bear", a bear interrupts the duet's scary stories. In "Reggie Rich", the duo starts working for a rich dog.

In "Sports Enemy Mascot Team Dog Football Excitement Time Or Something", fur flies when Bearl and Fitz discover that they root for opposing football teams. In "The Hat In The Chat", Muffin becomes a social media icon by wearing hats.

In "Broadcast Goose", Peat Rewind reports the breaking news of kittens who've lost mittens and the duet takes him seriously. And in "I Want a Dog For Christmas", Bearl gets cloned for the sake of a kid's Christmas present.

Original strips: January 2015, February 2015, March 2015, April 2015, May 2015, June 2015, July 2015, August 2015, September 2015, October 2015, November 2015, December 2015

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2015

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Some of my favorite conspiracies

The lottery is a trap to recruit participants for the show "My Lottery Dream Home"

The earth is only round from above, but flat from below

The first few women presidents will all happen consecutively

Some television shows (not naming names) are popular because they simplify their viewers' minds to the point of being unable to understand any other shows

The simulation hypothesis is real, but only for me. Everyone else is real, but I'm living in a cruel simulation

#conspiracy #conspiracy theories #list #simulation

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I don’t think abusers deserve comfort.

I don’t think they deserve respect, care, boundaries, choices.

I don’t think they deserve a new car and a luxury living space.

I don’t think they deserve a job.

I don’t think they deserve anything they’ve taken away from victims.

I don’t think they should be living anything but a hell life they’ve afforded to those they abused.

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(very poorly recounting a conspiracy theory) basically the stonehenge rocks are aliens. they landed there and uhh forgot to move. that's their skeletons. same with the pyramids

#conspiracy

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Nothing, gamers! what's up with you?

I’d really love some upgamers right about now

#checkmate

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Theory:

The family from "The Loud House" are direct descendants of John J. Loud, inventor of the ballpoint pen.

#the loud house #theory

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Mixed Breeds comics 2014

It feels like a whole new feeling, having more of my work behind me than ahead of me.

In "Monday News", the duet intervenes when they're bored by a news anchor. (Debut of Peat Rewind.)

In "Muffin Can't Buy Me Love", the duet writes a love song. In "Not Everybody Loves Raymond", Columbia becomes a stand-up comedian and hates every minute of it.

In "Left, Right, and Muffin", Muffin appears on the news. In "The Pig and I", Muffin wins a pig-kissing contest.

In "Peace of My Mind", the town declares world peace. In "[TITLE OF STORY]", Minnie buys a generic pet food that has an unexpected effect on Muffin. In "You Have 0 Pats", the duet is introduced to a social network.

Trivia: Winnie is obfuscating stupidity. He's dumb and giddy, but is also the character most likely to take over the world.

In "I Brake for Geese", the duo gets a bumper sticker that attracts geese. In "X-Beans", the squirrels gain telekinesis.

In "The Crab-horns", Mayor Baugo and his wife (Lolly) get relationship counseling.

In "Something Else", Dixie accidentally goes to high school.

In "Life After Leaf", a forgetful Bearl and Muffin investigate when they hear the town has turned into plant people. In "The Secret-ish Life of Bees", Muffin tells a story about bees.

In "Dog Gone", Muffin makes herself and Bearl disappear. In "Chicken Pickin", the pair helps a chicken decide on a retirement plan.

In "Backstage Squirrels", Bean and Elizabeth become stagehands. In "If a Tree Fills", the duet's house is overtaken by a Christmas tree.

And in "Do They Nose It's Christmas", the town's Christmas spirit reinvigorates when their noses freeze.

Original strips: January 2014, February 2014, March 2014, April 2014, May 2014, June 2014, July 2014, August 2014, September 2014, October 2014, November 2014, December 2014

#mutts #mutts comic #mixed breeds #mixed breeds comic #comic strips #parody #rewrite #2014

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we should punish people who make others consume generic food by making them watch "Foodfight!".

#food #foodfight #generic

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The "Steven Universe" fusion playlist

One song that best represents every fusion: their outsides, their insides, and my feelings on them!

Opal: "It Takes Two" by Kim Weston and Marvin Gaye

Sugilite: "Anaconda" by Nicki Minaj

Alexandrite: "Hey Mama" by Kanye West

Stevonnie: "She's a Lady" by Tom Jones (which also explains my opinion on the character's gender)

Garnet: "Why Do Fools Fall In Love?" by Frankie Lymon & The Teenagers (but it's a cover version of the song that replaces the word "fools" with "jewels")

Malachite: "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together" by Taylor Swift

Sardonyx: "Broadway, Here I Come" by SMASH

Mega Ruby: "Red" by Taylor Swift

Smoky Quartz: "Short People" by Randy Newman (I meant what I said)

Zebra Jasper: "Animals" by Maroon 5

Topaz: "That's What I Like" by Bruno Mars (because Topaz is doing exactly what fusion is supposed to be used for)

Rhodonite or Fluorite: "Broken" by Lovelytheband

Jade: "Beautiful Mistakes" by Maroon 5

Rainbow Quartz or Sunstone: "Juicy" by Notorious B.I.G.

Obsidian: "Titanium" by Sia

Azurite: "Bad Guy" by Billie Eilish

#steven universe #fusion #steven universe fusion #playlist #nicki minaj #tom jones

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why isn't Peggy short for Paige?

#names