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my-dark-lord · 7 hours

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Barbie: You treat an outside wound with rubbing alcohol. You treat an inside wound with drinking alcohol.

#Incorrect Helluva Boss #Incorrect Helluva #Incorrect Quotes #Helluva Boss Barbie #Helluva Boss Barbie Wire #Little Imp Queue Just Must

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my-dark-lord · 23 hours

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Angel Dust, turning to Sir Pentious: Stop calling yourself hot, the only thing you can turn on is the microwave.

#Incorrect Hazbin Hotel #Incorrect Hazbin #Incorrect Quotes #Hazbin Hotel Angel Dust #Hazbin Hotel Sir Pentious #Little Imp Queue Just Must

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my-dark-lord · 24 hours

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We REALLY need about $250 to cover bills after getting scammed and having some minor emergency stuff happen. If you can reblog it at least please do!

Hello! I’m Key, and this is my commission sheet! All of the necessary information for commissioning me is here, and I’d appreciate it if you could take a look before shooting me a message! Here is my Ao3 For Reference!

GUIDELINES

Please read my Will Not Write section thoroughly. Just because something is on the list doesn’t mean that I dislike or don’t support it, but there are things on that list that I just don’t have enough interest in writing. That said, things on my Will Write list do not inherently mean that I support or like it.

Currently, the only fandom listed that I will write for is the Hellaverse (Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss). This is because it is a hyperfixation for me and I am more capable of writing for them without issue.

I will allow up to three edits of less than 300 words before those incur a fee. If I interpreted your prompt wrong entirely, please let me know. If the confusion was on my part, no fee for a total rewrite will be incurred.

Please message me before filling out the form for a commission. I’d like to discuss particulars about certain topics and things and I’d like to approve the commission beforehand.

If given artistic freedom for a prompt, I will write how I naturally write the characters. I am willing to take direction for how you want characters to be written. I would prefer not to go against canon to the point of completely erasing a character’s identity. This does not count for certain kink scenarios (Bimbofication and other mind-altering things).

This is a proship and kink-friendly account. By proship, I mean that I will not harass others over their fictional tastes and I do not support harassing anyone for any reason. I will write things that will make you uncomfortable. I will write things that are dead dove: do not eat. I will write a whole host of things and if that upsets you, please find someone else to commission.

I predominantly write romance, smut, fluff, and angst, but can try my hand at other genres.

I do not mind aging characters up for smut, and I will write any manner of ship type from m/f, m/m/, f/f, to polyamory. Please keep in mind that a fee will incur for more than 4 characters in a ship per every 1k words. If your ship includes 6 people then I will require at least 1,500 words minimum to write them. Smut for that many will be over 2,000 words easily.

For prompts, I will accept up to five words, two sentences, or a small paragraph of what you would like for me to write. Prompt sheets are also okay to use! Please try to be as concise as possible.

I will not start your commission until the upfront $15 for the first 500 words is paid. Once that is paid, I will begin and you will only be charged for the rest once the fic is completely finished and edited. I tend to add 100+ words to things in the editing process, as a heads-up. Payment can be made via PayPal, Venmo, and CashApp.

Will Write List

Dead Dove: Do Not Eat, Most Kinks (PLEASE ask if you’re unsure), Smut, Top/Bottom Dynamics, Omegaverse, AUs, Crossovers, Domestic Fluff, Violence, Age Gap Ships, Any Sexualities, Intersex Characters, Homophobia/Transphobia/Fantasy Racism/Racism (IF THE CONTENT IS RELEVANT TO THE CHARACTER), Your OCs, My OCs, OC-Centric Fics, Hurt/Comfort, Romance, Angst, Headcanon-Based Things, Canon Compliant Fic, Canon Divergent Fic, Most Ships, Sickfics, Whump

Will Not Write List

Defecation of ANY KIND, tickling, gas, eye trauma, OCs without proper information for me to work from

Ships Most Likely To Write - Hellaverse

Adam/Lucifer

Adam/Lute

Alastor/Angel Dust

Alastor/Angel Dust/Valentino

Alastor/Valentino

Alastor/Vox/Angel Dust/Valentino

Alastor/Vox/Valentino

Alessio/Crimson

Beelzebub/Ozzie

Chaz/Barbie

Fizzarolli/Ozzie

Mammon/Ozzie

Striker/Andrealphus

Travis/Angel Dust

Valentino/Angel Dust

Velvette/Chaz

Velvette/Valentino

Vox/Valentino

Vox/Valentino/Angel Dust

Vox/Velvette

Vox/Velvette/Valentino

Zestial/Velvette

Ships I Will Not Write - Hellaverse

Alastor/Charlie

Alastor/Lucifer

Blitzø/Stolas

Blitzø/Verosika

Lute/Vaggie

Moxxie/Millie

Verosika/Barbie (MAY make an exception for this)

Fandoms I Will Write Crossovers With

Assassin's Creed

Catherine

Deadman Wonderland

Devil's Carnival

Dragon Age

The Evil Within

Fallout Universe

Final Fantasy VII

Final Fantasy X/X-2

Inception

Insidious

Invader Zim

IT

Jeepers Creepers

Kick-Ass

Kingdom Hearts

Krampus

Left 4 Dead

Lollipop Chainsaw

Mad Max

Nightmare On Elm Street

The Quarry

Portal

Saw

Silent Hill

South Park

Team Fortress 2

Until Dawn

Feel free to ask about other fandoms, as well!

Please reblog to spread the word!

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my-dark-lord · 1 day

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Ozzie: *yawns* Fizzarolli: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring. Ozzie: Then you must be exhuasted. Mammon: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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my-dark-lord · 2 days

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Blitzø, grinning: Before you were what? Barbie: Before I was- Blitzø: What? Barbie: Before I was inter- Blitzø: Before you were interrupted? Barbie: Cut me off one more time and I swear I'll- Blitzø: What? Barbie: *makes frustrated sound* Fizzarolli, nervously: Stop that. Before she hurts you.

#Incorrect Helluva Boss #Incorrect Helluva #Incorrect Quotes #Helluva Boss Blitz #Helluva Boss Barbie #Helluva Boss Barbie Wire #Helluva Boss Fizzarolli #Little Imp Queue Just Must

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my-dark-lord · 2 days

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Congratulations friend! I'm so glad you're here and I get to know you! 💜💜💜

I can't believe it's been 2 years since I've joined Tumblr, but here we are. ^_^<3<3<3 I've certainly branched out into multiple fandoms since I first started and it's been great making a lot of friends over the course of this time and seeing what's new every day! ^_^<3<3<3 I know the lettering isn't much to snuff at, but hopefully the characters I drew make up for it. ;) Thank you to everyone who has been kind enough to follow me and/or shared with me what they like so that it may brighten my day! My life has definitely never been the same since I joined and I hope you'll all be with me still going forward! ^_^<3<3<3

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Tagging some amazing mutuals I've had the good fortune to have met since joining! ^_^<3<3<3 Sorry if I didn't tag you, but know that I'm still so happy that you've enjoyed my work and that I've likely been given some joy by yours as well. Thank you everyone! ^_^<3<3<3

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