my-evil-brain

[my-evil-brain]

I truly hated how hard this line hit reality. Hence, there's only one thing im waiting on at this point...

[my-evil-brain]

Aah, yes! That (place age here) you find out that innocuous move in the kitchen last night would cripple you by morning. Betrayed by my own body. You asshole! Im gonna get you for this.

[my-evil-brain]

The first time guys in the 80s find out she got 2 console controlers because she loves two player games.

#comics

[my-evil-brain]

"But first, get rid of that disgusting baby."

#comics #quicksilver

[my-evil-brain]

It's cream. He's been backed up a bit.

#comics

[my-evil-brain]

#comics

[my-evil-brain]

Ok, back up. Moon? Wtf?

#comics #solomon grundy

[my-evil-brain]

Jan, upending the sausage party, upsets the boys for, "reasons " we'll just say. Things will get less hard around there now.

#comics #wasp

[my-evil-brain]

You know whatever guy is on the receiving end of this rant is definitely getting sex later. Cause she makes poor choices.

#comics #super girl

[my-evil-brain]

He just saw the annual Avengers orgy he's never invited to. "Hulk get...frisky"

#comics #the avengers

[my-evil-brain]

Me, leaving work everyday damned day. Or? Every time ya commit some arson on church property, am i right?🤣👍

#comics

[my-evil-brain]

I get a feel hes saying this implying they're a lame kids tv show from the 80s.

#comics #the thing #fantastic four #doctor doom

[my-evil-brain]

The doctor is into some strange shit, but whatever.

#comics #dr. strange

[my-evil-brain]

Except by whoopie cushion, he means unexpected butt plug.

#comics #jimmy olsen #superman #perry white

[my-evil-brain]

Trauma shmauma, just get over it. (The guy response to anyone elses trauma)

#comics

[my-evil-brain]

One for him n a shorter one for Robin. How considerate. Don't worry. It's not for what you think it's for.

See, you weren't expecting that...

#comics #batman

[my-evil-brain]

He told iron fist to not get the extra bean burrito.

#comics #luke cage #power man