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Hi F451 tumblr. Can i go on an insane ramble. Montag is kind of just like the hound. Montag hound allegory 100…. Both because All We Put Into It is Hunting Fighting and Killing What a Shame If Thats All It Will Ever Know but ALSO i just know Beatty loves that damn hound. I can see him kneeling before it in my mind’s eye, lovingly adjusting chemical balance and making sure its joints are oiled and move comfortably, shining its exterior, cleaning its led eyes, taking it with him on jobs, slip lead held loosely around its great accordion rubber neck, giving it rats and mice to kill by hand, stroking that great chrome head with tenderness and adoration unbecoming of a man of Beatty’s status, and is Montag not his own hound? His best man? Does he not lovingly feed him books to destroy? Lies to believe? Did he not train him, build him in his own image? What love beatty feels is like how a god feels love, it’s retribution, punishment, ownership, in a way. Montag is his Hound, and does Beatty not take excellent care of his hound?

#its like that mitski song #youre an angel im a dog or youre a dog and im your man #you believe me like a god I destroy you like I am #good GOD #is this coherent #is this anything #you guys kind of sound insane so. i hope this resonates with somebody because I am definitely insane #NOT IN LIKE A WEIRD YAOI WAY THOUGH. #in a highly repressed illicit homosexual affair in the 60s kind of way you know #my ideal ship dynamic is just Man Who is Desperate for Affection x Man Who Takes Good Care of His Things #its unhealthy its codependent its everything I want for them #amen #fahrenheit 451 #guy montag #captain beatty #guy montag x captain beatty #because the tag is EMPTY!!!!!!!! #ITS EMPTY!!! WHY!!! #max talks smack

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While his wife was in the room was crazy

#montag is into blondes..? #imagine ur husbands boss comes in and creates sexual tension thick enough to cut with a butterknife with your half-clothed husband #IN YOUR BEDROOM #me?? id be pissed #also i think mikdred probably wears the most hideous overstimulating outfits uouve ever seen #shes an overstimulation kind of woman and for that I respect her #i forgot beattysFUCKING GREY AGAIN DAMMIT #oh well #fahrenheit 451 #f451 #guy montag #mildred montag #captain beatty

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Okkkk sorry starwarse people im in my f451 era

#ok im still hashing out their designs. there is a CRIMINAL lack of grey in beattys hair but #sorry for forgetting the hound has 8legs too oopsy #oh well #montag is just like the hound #i need to go on my weird montag hound allegory rant here #yaaay glee #fahrenheit 451 #captain beatty #guy montag #my art

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ROUND 1: GUY MONTAG (fahreninheihent 451) VS LUMPSUCKER FISH (very beautiful very powerful)

#LMFAOFI!:?)? #im so fucking sorry guy #f451

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I know I’ve said it 1000 times before but the Expectations Versus Reality of “Anakin Skywalker and Obi-Wan Kenobi, actual superheroes and a credit to our ancient order of wise space wizards, are going to be your parents now” must have been SO FUNNY for Ahsoka.

#LMFAO #i didnt even think about this #😭 #obikin #sw

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X-files AU 🛸

#OBI-WAN YOU ARE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE THIS #im going insane #skinner is mace windu LMFAORHEHHREKF #i cant #its been so long since I have thought about xfiles i miss them #obiwan #anakin #xfiles #sw

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"I raised you"

#OP THIS IS DELICIOUS I WOULD LIKE TO EAT THIS ART #ughhh youre so right padawan braid choking as a metaphor for obiwans endless crushing guilt but ALSO literally. lol #he is very mom here #10/10 #obikin #obiwan #anakin

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Clive fussing over warren in ep 7...💗 also the alternate universe where clive is warrens fake wife instead

#i wish i could eat this #this is my canon #red valley #clive schill #warren godby

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Circling back around to this today, imagine the GUILT. Obiwan’s regular Catholic guilt is good (and also CRIMINALLY underutilized imo. Like nebulous guilt is all well and good but toss a very explicitly sexually repressed kind of guilt to his already weird sad fucked up emotional martyr salad and you have the saddest, most repressed Jedi in the order. He is SO torn up about everything in his life u just KNOW he takes everything personally. But THAT my friends is a tangent for a different day.) but this adds a new indulgence of the flesh (literally) for him to self-flagellate over.

Not only is he human all too human (hopelessly and endlessly in love with his charge), he ALSO just so happens to have a biological imperative to eat him alive. Maybe it’s something to do with his connection to the force, he tries to reason with himself, would he have more of a craving for midichlorians being Jedi himself? Or maybe its because he has already smelled the boy’s cooked flesh, already had a piece of him severed and all but served to him. Regardless of whatever wicked spirit seems to have possessed him, he makes sure to avoid solo missions with Anakin, doubly so if they will be planetside and risk any chance of getting stranded without his rations.

ALSO this begs a compelling question: does Anakin even know? On one hand, it would make for a fun hidden mutual obsession, Anakin obsessed with his master’s teeth, his hands, the knowledge that his prim, perfect Jedi master was secretly bloodthirsty and maneating, a creature of the flesh, and Obi-wan obsessed with the gnawing animal need to eat his darling boy’s beating heart. Imagine the yearning. It is horrible. It is painful. It is SO them it hurts. Anakin would give anything to Obi-wan if he would only just take it, and Obi-wan wants everything but won’t let himself take it, even if Anakin wants him to.

BUT on the other side, Obi-wan lying to and misleading Anakin about his rations and pills and secret biology for YEARS, right up until he physically can’t anymore. The hurt and confusion from Anakin not knowing why his master can barely stand to be alone in a room, or even a mission, with him since their run-in with Dooku, afraid that he somehow fucked their relationship up past a point of no return. Everything unraveling when they sit on opposite ends of their out-of-commission ship drifting hapless through deep space on a stolen ship, Obi-wan stumbling his way though an explanation staring at Anakin with a look the latter has never, ever seen on his master’s face. Never directed towards him. The pieces finally click together in Anakin’s mind and he is all at once angry, terrified, and unbelievably into this

#cannibalism tw #sorry for the repost #teehee #i was so so happy there was a bit of interest on my first post! i love this au a lot #kindof ties into my supreme fondness of harpies and other such humanoid demons #but i digress #obikin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #star wars #no idea if this goes in the main tags

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On another Star Wars topic, something that’s always surprised me is all the bad reviews I’ve seen for the Kenobi show.

“It’s just another bad-plotted Disney gambit” “it didn’t go anywhere” “it didn’t make sense” “x y and z made it bad”

It makes me remember not everyone was a rabid Obikin shipper whose fave characters were Obi Wan and Anakin like me who watched the show entirely through like, cracked rose-colored glasses and happily experienced it feeding me every self-indulgent angsty fanfic trope I could have asked for

People: The Kenobi show was bad!!11!1!1!!!2!

Me, pulling my head back up out of the giant Obikin-flavored cake I’ve cheerfully faceplanted into and have been happily remaining submerged in the flavor ever since like a pig in a trough, picking frosting out of my ear: muh?

#LMFAOO #op u are so right. #wasnt my jam but MAN u cant deny its fantastic food #old man obi wan and his sat wet cat life as a tatooine cave dweller #with a miserable job #and constant nightmares #AND A PADAKIN FLASHBACK SCENE??? HELLO?? #literally what more could you possibly want. #sw #obikin

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The Only Important Rule To Remember:

When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

Sadly, we must bid goodbye to Rebelcaptain. Allow me to salute all of the wonderful, dedicated Rebelcaptain fans who fought so valiantly for them. You got them into the final three! 🫡

…and then there were two.

This. Is. It.

It’s the battle of the Obi-Wan ships.

Will the winner be Obikin?

Or will it be Codywan?

Cast your votes for the last time to decide, once and for all... what is the best Star Wars ship of all time?

...oh, but remember, this is all just for fun! So don't take it too seriously ;)

Happy voting, and may the best ship win!

#OBIKIN SWEEP #i love to see the codywanners cry #/j #love u codywanners ur valid as hell

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Ok tumblr today I am going to ramble about something. It was discussed in the obikin discord i thinkkk probably about a year ago now? But:

Obligate cannibal stewjoni.

I figure thats not everyone’s jam, so more about biological logistics and how that applies to our good friend Obi-wan below the cut vv

So I know the biology surrounding an obligate cannibal would have to be kind of funky but basically in my mind the prion diseases that would kill irl humans provides a necessary nutrient in stewjoni lifeforms. Perhaps two or more separate humanoid species are the only living things left on the planet after its other meat sources have been hunted to extinction, leaving only the humanoid species left. Maybe a herbivore group vs a group of obligate carnivores? Or maybe it’s just one carnivorous group that utilizes slavery/human husbandry/ human sacrifice? Regardless, it causes them to evolve over time into obligate cannibals. Or something. I offer you an obi-wan with pointed, ripping teeth and (optionally) nails that grow in naturally sharp.

I figure the temple provides Obi-wan with synthetic meat or supplement pills or something that has the added nutrients needed for a stewjoni initiate, so he never actually feels the craving for humanoid flesh until he gets put in a situation where those rations are not readily available to him. I also figure they probably give him special classes on his own biology so he knows how important it actually is to keep those rations/supplements on him at all times, but. You know. Shit just happens to Obi-wan LOL.

Qui-gon discovering a young Obi-wan on Melida-Daan wide eyed and drenched in blood, having gone without his supplements for too long for the first time and deciding that no, he will NOT in fact train this feral animal (he does infact begrudgingly train this feral animal). Qui-gon is wary of this boy, treats him like a dangerous animal that needs to be controlled, and in response, ever grateful for the chance to probe that he is not too wild to be domesticated, his padawan becomes just that. Obi-wan is the perfect jedi, you would scarcely know of his origin planet if not for those teeth (he files his nails down and smiles with his mouth closed. Nothing to be done for speaking, unfortunately.)

There is a significantly more upsetting, dead-dove rabbithole that could be followed regarding one Anakin Skywalker’s missing hand and a master that is Not Normal about his padawan, how something about the boy just makes his teeth itch for the hot, steady gush of fresh blood, but I digress. Im always down to talk about weird starwarse biology and even moreso about obligate cannibal obiwan, but I think I will leave this here for now… :3

#cannibalism tw #LOOK MAN. i just think obiwan deserves to be wild-eyed and covered in blood #feral and unhinged. #as a treat. #and also i think anakim would probably be into that hes a freak like that #obi wan kenobi #star wars #anakin skywalker #qui gon jinn #mentioned. #obikin #max talks smack

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The Rules:

Every twenty-four hours there will be another round. After every round, the ship in last place will be eliminated.

If there are multiple ships tying for last place, there will be a special elimination round. In these rounds, every ship in last place will be eliminated, even if all the ships have tied equally.

When there are only two ships remaining, they will face off against one another in a week-long poll to determine the victor.

If the ship that you consider the best isn't listed here, hit the 'you forgot the best ship' option and reply to this post with the overlooked ship. The ship with the highest 'write-in' votes will be added to the next round. Unless the 'you forgot the best ship' option is the least voted for, in which case it will be eliminated. Welcome to the fray, Kalluzeb!

This is all for fun. Don't take it too seriously ;)

Adios Anisoka! Our first casualty.

...now, a moment of silence for the write-in ships that didn't make it.

With Two Votes:

Sabedala, Velcinta, and Merrical.

With One Vote:

Gingerpilot, Wolfwren, Skybridger, Velcinta, LandoLuke, MaraLuke, HanLuke, ObiMaul, and of course, Peedy.

Round Two! Let's go!

#obikinners where are u at #these are so fun and also SO stressful 😭 #sw #poll time

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I have decided my fave kpop song is a garden song so I drew some stuff inspired by the mv (epilepsy warning)

#OUUUUGGHHHHH GOD #op this is literally gorgeous ugh god #the composition is so crunchy. i want to eat it #red valley #warren godby #gordon porlock

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What if YOU wanted to protect your boy from the endless harrowing horror and bloodshed of war, but the council said 💥💥💥

#sorry guys. cant help being a furry on main #but think about thr symbolism #yoir honor they are each others sole solice in the lidst of war and death #ugh #anakin skywalker #obi wan kenobi #star wars #obikin #i cant #my art

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Anakin yes

#ohh anakin #happy normal about that old man monday #my art #star wars #obikin #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker