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If you can’t hear these GIFs did you even have a childhood

Do you know who that little wife will be? You, Belle!

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That's me

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Someone please design this shirt

“I don’t care” in the pansexual flag colors

#pansexual #lgbtq #shirt #idontcare #design #gay #lesbian #pan #flag

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STOP SCROLLING

Farewell online privacy

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What happens when there are two girlfriends? Who takes up more room

Meirl

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im so fucking upset season four of the good place doesn’t come to Netflix until August

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Hey Broadway, you should totally hire me because I have really good ideas for musical revivals. For example,

The Little Mermaid where everything is the same except Ariel is Deaf and does sign language the whole time.

Phantom of the Opera where everything is the same except Christine is blind so she’s the one person who isn’t bothered by Phantom’s appearance. 

Newsies where everything is the same but there are more girls in the ensemble and Jack is actually short for Jackie and she’s a lesbian.

Wicked where everything is the same except the love triangle between Elphaba, Glinda, and Fiero ends up with Elphaba and Glinda together and they’re lesbians. 

Fiddler on the Roof but it gives the younger two girls storylines where Shprintze decides she’s asexual and goes to college instead of getting married, and Bielke is a lesbian and Tevye basically just gives up and loves them all anyway.

Also just more POC actors and actors with disabilities in general. Like, come on people it’s nearly 2020, get with the program! 

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

Hamilton Film, With Original Broadway Cast, Will Premiere in October 2021

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THE HAMILTON MOVIE IS COMING OUT IN OCTOBER 2021 IM GONNA FUCKING LOSE IT

#Hamilfilm #Hamilton #Broadway #Movie #HamiltonMovie #lin manuel miranda #jonathan groff

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Alexander: Are you wearing makeup?? Where’d your freckles go???

Laurens: Huh? Oh, winter just makes my freckles fade.

Alexander: I see...

*later*

Alexander: *beating the snow with a shovel while angry mumbling* Give. Him. His. Freckles. Back. You. Bitch.

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If I were gay, I’d totally have a crush on you.

And I’m gay.

So...

#Lgbt #Lesbian #Gay #Lgbtfunny #Crush

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Breathing switched to manual mode

I’m gonna murder you with a brick

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ATTENTION

There are no “fake theatre kids” or “fake theatre fans.” Someone can like all the bASiC musicals like Phantom, Hamilton, Wicked, Dear Evan Hansen, etc... and they are STILL VALID THEATER PEOPLE. 

Also please do not ridicule people for not using obscure songs for an audition. Someone could sing Requiem from DEH and they should only be judged based on how good they sing the song, NOT the song they picked.

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stage managers: threats for uncooperative actors

begin to say the M-word

whisper that you’re “gonna tell the director,” but don’t specify what

threaten to steal their tea bags

threaten to mention Alexander Hamilton in a room full of other theatre kids

play the first few seconds of the Cats trailer

film them singing along to “One Day More” and tell them you’ll send it to their crush

bring up their Glee phase

threaten to highlight the wrong part in their script

tell them you’ll convince the director to change the off-book deadline

start to sing The Book of Mormon in front of your teachers/their parents

tell them you’ll convince the director to do a ball toss warm-up 

say you’ll hang their costumes inside-out

threaten to have a room full of theatre kids sing Happy Birthday to them

find the DVD of their last show and start to watch it in front of them

threaten to steal their phone while they’re waiting for the cast list e-mail (note: incurs significant risk of bodily harm)

promise to move an onstage furniture piece the tiniest bit out of alignment with the spike tape so that every time they look at it, they are filled with nameless frustration and rage 

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Not thinking of Kurt Hummel at all

How I look when my favourite character does anything