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they should just have to prove its a service dog thatd fix everything

#yeah you should be able to ask if it's a service dog i don't care anymore

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Luteal phase: I am going to crash my car on purpose so I don’t have to work again tomorrow

Ovulation: At dawn, when you have trouble getting out of bed, tell yourself: “I have to go to work — as a human being. What do I have to complain of, if I’m going to do what I was born for — the things I was brought into the world to do? Or is this what I was created for? To huddle under the blankets and stay warm?” - Marcus Aurelius

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#same

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Turns out my mother was right about planting a little herb garden being good for my mental health. I wore a sundress and my straw hat with flowers and I went to our local hardware/garden store and got terracotta pots and herbs I love to eat and then I went to the produce stand with fruit from local farms and got a lot of peaches for a pie I'm going to make today and tomorrow and yeah, I feel like a ghibli character and it's great

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#shakespeare

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Was wishing there was a positivity post for original fiction writers since I see so many about how fanfic writers are doing so much for their communities even when they're not actively writing, and then I thought:

Be the change you want to see in the world.

So this is a positivity post for the writers out here who are working very hard on stories with no established community. Who can't talk about their blorbos and plot lines and brainstorming to anyone and expect them to know what any of it means. Who don't have much to share publicly, but are hoping they will one day.

You're doing a lot of hard work, and I recognize and appreciate what you're putting into the world, even when you're resting.

#thank you <3

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genuinely cannot emphasize enough that the damsel in distress archetype really does not exist in medieval literature the way people think it does. these ladies are really only in distress because they can’t find a knight willing to enact bloodshed for them. if anything these damsels are causing distress

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The Toads’ Tea Party

by Beatrix Potter

collections.vam.

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#trains #beautiful lady

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#I love me some hogs

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Starting to use the terms "Gramperic" or "Granperic" to describe Grandpa/Grandma behavior, in honor of the term "vamperic."

#has this been thought of before? #I thought it was funny

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#horse #resources

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Mama Mary would like a word with you

religion to women: you need to be servants >:(

religion to m*n: you deserve servants :D

#literally the moat important thing a man did in the Bible was be mocked #beaten #humiliated #and killed in one of the worst ways possible #and he did it for people who he loved that did not love him back #and this man is God #and we are all called to be like Christ

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There are a fair few faux feminist statements I hate, but “We are the daughters of the witches you couldn’t burn” is one of them.

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If you do, feel free to elaborate on the weird feeling. Self-consciousness? Feeling out of place? Surreal? Dysphoric? Or maybe it's something vague that you can't place. etc.

#no #and if you do #that's a you problem

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#ok #sometimes all of these #but one position i unironically find really comfortable #is hands crossed over my chest like dracula #I don't remember starting to do it or anything #i just realized rather recently that i do

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

#baseball #funny #i am always mesmerized by these gifs