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All throughout childhood, while my peers were socializing and making friends, I studied the blade read so many books that I am now almost legally blind, which left me with vast and deeply instinctual understanding of English grammar - and next to no ability to explain how it actually works. Friends will often ask me to proofread their writing and then get very mad when I say things like, "You need to completely reverse this sentence and cut this clause entirely; no, I'm sorry, i don't know why, I just know that the way it is now ITCHES 😭"

Now, what I want to see is a fantasy story where this plays out with MAGICAL grammar. Someone from a backwater town deeply steeped in folk magic arrives at Wizard Uni where all their fellow students are like "What do you mean, we should add another '𝞯∘⋇𝞿' to the incancation because it 'sounds better'? What do you mean, 'it could just be a regional thing'?? WHAT DO YOU MEAN, 'THIS SPELL JUST FEELS LIKE IT NEEDS A LIVE RAT'????"

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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a list of 100+ buildings to put in your fantasy town

academy

adventurer's guild

alchemist

apiary

apothecary

aquarium

armory

art gallery

bakery

bank

barber

barracks

bathhouse

blacksmith

boathouse

book store

bookbinder

botanical garden

brothel

butcher

carpenter

cartographer

casino

castle

cobbler

coffee shop

council chamber

court house

crypt for the noble family

dentist

distillery

docks

dovecot

dyer

embassy

farmer's market

fighting pit

fishmonger

fortune teller

gallows

gatehouse

general store

graveyard

greenhouses

guard post

guildhall

gymnasium

haberdashery

haunted house

hedge maze

herbalist

hospice

hospital

house for sale

inn

jail

jeweller

leatherworker

library

locksmith

mail courier

manor house

market

mayor's house

monastery

morgue

museum

music shop

observatory

orchard

orphanage

outhouse

paper maker

pawn shop

pet shop

potion shop

potter

printmaker

quest board

residence

restricted zone

sawmill

school

scribe

sewer entrance

sheriff's office

shrine

silversmith

spa

speakeasy

spice merchant

sports stadium

stables

street market

tailor

tannery

tavern

tax collector

tea house

temple

textile shop

theatre

thieves guild

thrift store

tinker's workshop

town crier post

town square

townhall

toy store

trinket shop

warehouse

watchtower

water mill

weaver

well

wind mill

wishing well

wizard tower

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In light of the email leak, this video is an interesting watch when thinking about all the behind the scenes PR work from debut era

Shoutout to felea for the effort and research

#taylor swift #Youtube

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Jellyfish? Glowy water mushroom? Who knows

#drawing #jellyfish #digital art

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My guess for the final two re records:

Rep - Feb 16

Debut - June 7

This is following the 112 day pattern that has been established for the second set of albums but I'm expecting a repeat of the media blackout in some way. Maybe 12/7 based on the clock in the mosiac

#taylor swift #rerecords #thoughts

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"Palestinian people are not disposable. Lovingly... join the majority of our country and call for a ceasefire." @rashidatlaib is so powerful in this speech to combat a proposal to censure her, silence her. If you do one thingfor Palestine today besides calling our congresspeople, send this to someone you love, especially if they are still struggling to find their humanity in the terror of this moment and say no more. Let this Palestinian American voice speak to and through you.

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no idea if it's my hormones, what I've seen in the news lately, the weight of living the past few years, or just because it's Judi Dench...but this impromptu performance really made me cry for a good ten minutes, no kidding.

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Big taylor swift fan normally but hanging out with and high fiving Jackson mahomes a dude going to trial for SA on Tuesday is more than just a bad look it's hypocritical

#taylor swift

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I just. I have questions but none of them should be answered. Except maybe why

#what the fuck #candles #tumblr ads #weird as fuck #but okay i guess

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Turned on Chiefs v Jets game to see Taylor Swift but now I just want to see the Jets win so this announcer who keeps talking shit about their QB will shut up

#football #new york jets #taylor swift #kansas city chiefs

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in an interesting case of linguistic convergent evolution, the english words scale, scale, and scale are all false cognates of each other

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#taylor swift #vmas 2023 #elmo #vmas

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Penguin falls down resulting in best sound ever [x]

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posts that make me want to rip my heart out part 5

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First thing my students see this year

Welcome to my

#teaching #barbie #we are kenough #mojo jojo #decoration