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#JobsForJustin
Former WWE ring announcer Justin Roberts is now seeking careers advice from the WWE universe. Let me, here at PWD, be the first to suggest he take on the demanding role as the voice of a super market intercom. "Cleeeeeeean up on aiiiiiiiiiiisle four" Any suggestions for Justin? Let me know!
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Can you smellllllll what Wyatt is cooking?!
As Bray entered the ring before decimating Y2J over the weekend at Summerslam 2014 he appeared wearing an apron. Scoop scoop. It can be reported Bray was actually baking some loaves of bread prior to the match and timing issue meant he did not have time to remove the protective item. Update: The bread was for the buzzards.
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Rhodes is alright!
As recently reported here on pro wrestling dirtshhet Cody Rhodes has not been seen for several months and replaced by the odd Stardust. The hunt to find Cody can now be called off as Cody and Goldust appeared together on Talk is Jericho, Y2J's podcast on podcastone.com. I think that all we can do is thank the saviour Chris Jericho!
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Is Kevin Nash shrinking?!
Anyone who watched the immortal Hulk Hogan's birthday party on RAW will have seen the long awaited reunion of the NWO... Kevin Nash stepped over the top roap as he is a literal giant. However he did look like he struggled to make tge step look as effortless as usual. Could the giant be shrinking?!
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Raw Reviews coming soon!
I have decided that I am going to record weekly Raw reviews and share them on here; pro wrestling dirtsheet.
"I'm afraid I've got some bad news!" I am British so I am automatically biased and have a sense of humor.   
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Sirens for Cesaro?
On WWE Smackdown producers appear to have changed the sound of the siren that sounds the entrance of The King of Swing to sound more like a burglar alarm than an air raid.
Per WWE sources this is because McMahon witnessed a man steal a dressing gown from Walmart. This is clearly a drastic attempt to get Cesaro over once more; his new gimmick of The Gown Grabber.
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Batista the blockbuster
Life is a daily struggle to explain who Dave Bautista is when talking about The Guardians of The Galaxy. No one gets it. Especially now that I've given up explaining and start bellowing "I walk alonnnnnnne!"
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When life gives you lemons....
Hand them back and be a ROSEBUD. I just wanted to let you readers know that I am a Rosebud. That is all. #BeARosebud
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WWE TEST-ing Tyson Kidd? Are WWE setting up an angle with Tyson Kidd and, real life wife, diva Natalya in which Tyson becomes the slightly abusive partner? Do you remember the WWE angle back in 2003 with the now deceased superstar Test in which Test and Scott Steiner were in a love triangle with Stacy Keibler? Pretty similar... All that's left is the PUMP HANDEL SLAM! http://youtu.be/vr7N9NsM-vo
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I BOlieve in Sandow
Per source in the WWE, Superstar Bo Dallas is suffering from severe confidence issues after his streak was broken by R Truth. He disguised it well with a post match beat down and celebation lap of the ring however this left the recent addition to the maim roster paranoid for his spot. Bring in Sandow. Sandow's current gimmick of dressing up as people could be the cure. Scoop.scoop. Sandow is rumoured to dress up as Bo and become a tag team as he reassures Bo that he is a BOliever each week while Bo remains sad and crushed. @damiensandow @bodallas
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#whereiscodyrhodes
Where is Cody Rodes!? This story line is getting chilling very quickly. To see Goldust move on from his missing Brother so quickly on television is distressing enough; but after Cody leaving, because he wasn't good enough to be Goldy's partner any more, it is really the Bizarre one's fault! I have been reading various news papers, online crime reports and watching the news and have seen no resurfacing of Cody Rhodes. Maybe there is a cover up? His wife still posts videos to the WWE's YouTube channel. If anyone has any details on the whereabouts of WWE superstar Cody Rhodes please contact the authority (the real one, not Tripple H, we're not looking for a burial until further details are known.)
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Plan Chyna...
WWE revealed Plan C to be Brock Lesnar on RAW two weeks ago. Lesnar will go up against John Cena to fight for the WWE world heavyweight championship at Summer Slam. Plans have already begun for an angle in which Chyna returns as a babyface only to reveal that she is a Heyman girl (room for cross merchandising with a Hayman hustle booty temp tat.)
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Crowd Chant for Singer Cindy?
Crowd chants are a staple of Monday Night RAW and any wrestling event. Cheering for your favourite stars and booing the bad guys out of the building can be a lot of fun! However recent reports from other reputable wrestling news sheets say that crowd chants could damage the current product. They may be referring to divas segments being ruined by "CM Punk" chants... However I have reason to believe that the main threat is the chat that was echoing through the Houston venue on this weeks RAW as TV went off air. Listen closely to the crowd as Stef McMahon and Brie Bella are pulled apart and up the ramp. A chant for 80s singer and wrestling fan Cindy Lauper can be heard. This could be categorically detrimental to the entire world of WWE as Cindy chants may actually dominate all live shows in the near future. wwe. briebellathediva
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Saving Sandow
Silence! What can be done to save Sandow? Rumour has it that there will be a Sandow- Ryder tag team in which both superstars will dress up reluctantly to perform in the squared circle. Adding any tag team to the division will help! Why bring up The Ascension when you can have one man dress as a bunny and the other as Vince McMahon?! What do you think could be done to save Sandow?
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Band Mate Bray?
So Y2J has recently returned to the WWE to feud with Bray Wyatt of the Wyatt family. Jericho has expressed a desire to work with Bray on the biggest stages of them all! After having, reportedly, a top notch match on NXT in the year and several collisions on tv in the run up to Battleground the match is set to be great. It leaves the viewer guessing on the winner as well as both superstars need to come off strong. It has been noted behind the scenes however that the wrestler and lead singer of Fozzy has taken a off stage liking for Bray Wyatt's vocal ability, highlighted in his chart topping hit "he's got the whole world in his hands." Jericho is reportedly engaging in talks to end the feud with a world tour with Wyatt as Fozzy's support act. More news on this story as it develops.
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THE MYSTERY OF PLAN C
This week on Monday Night RAW there was a segment in which The Authority acknowledged Seth Rollins their plan b in the upcoming fatal 4 way. Mr Heyman later appeared and stated he had a “plan c” if they were interested. (http://youtu.be/Qwsj9wtLco4)
What is plan C?
As it is Paul Heyman suggesting it the obvious answer would be Cesaro as it is even alliteration! However the possibility of a Lesnar return is possible as well.
You have to remember this is the WWE and anything is possible. Plan C could even be the return of diva/porn star Chyna in an interesting plot twist in which she helps lover Kane overcome the odds. Or even CM Punk, Charlie Haas, Colt Cabana, Christian, what about Carlito…. This list of possibilities is endless. Who do you think is plan C?
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WWE CREATIVE TEAM TRAWL THESAURUS
Monday night RAW's segment between Russev and Swagger with Lana and Zeb, respectively, was possibly titled a detente to combat criticism from the wwe universe. Using a word that even announcers had to look up showed great initiative and proves stiff critics that the creative team are not "stupid" or a bunch of "idiots." Sources say that they were going to try and trend the hashtag: #AttemptToRessolveInternationalProblemPeacefully. Russev and Swagger collide at Battleground this Sunday so the detente wasn't a great success but provides what will be a great match!
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