did anybody else have a moment as a kid/teen where you suddenly realized that you were more than likely never going to have one of those big adventures that you read abt in YA novels. and u were going to just have a normal life with normal problems, and got real sad. and even tho u now see value in a regular life, part of you still wants magic powers and a rag tag group of ride-or-die friends who are out to save the world
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just tried to unlock my front door with my car key while getting progressively more and more annoyed that it wouldn’t fit and if that’s not a good example of how badly precal fries your brain then I don’t know what is
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do you think we get to learn everything when we die or are the colors that exist between colors gonna be shrimp-only knowledge forever
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being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u
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do y’all ever think about how BIZARRE galavant is, as a concept? like it came out before crazy ex-girlfriend, there wasn’t really a successful musical tv show on that i can think of as being memorable; it just snarks at all the edgy golden age of TV shows (just straight up references GoT, “jean hamm”), it looks like it was filmed in 1999 or 2001 and alan menken???? wrote the music???? and it knows it’s like….doomed from the start and just revels in its chaos???
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I have this thing called ‘I consider this person my friend but I don’t know if they consider me theirs’
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criminalise golf
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