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Quick: create yourself in this maker!

I'll start:

(I'll tag... @almost-an-artist @kiwi-der-vogel @whyoneartheven @turdofanerd ?)

Oh, and anyone who wants to is invited too!

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Fun fact in a alternative universe Jason actually was a driver in I think F1 so in this au he might actually be the second in the family to go to F1

Somewhere out there in the DC multiverse, there’s a world where Battinson’s parents didn’t die, and he became the Lance Stroll of Formula One racing. Wayne Enterprises has an F1 team, Thomas brought Bruce to races when he was young, they indulged his love of cars until he was winning kart races at 8. He BEGGED to help design the race cars, ended up making a great car, and now Wayne has turned from a midfield team to nearly top three.

You’d think everyone hates Bruce because he’s a nepo baby, but he’s just so nice and smiley (like Lance lol) that everyone loves him anyway. His dad is the team’s chairman and pretty hands-on just like Lawrence Stroll. Fans call Bruce the F1 Princess as a joke since he’s already the Prince of Gotham, but then it sticks, and now everyone makes edits of him with tiaras on every time he makes it to the podium. He doesn’t get it, but he’s not going to complain either. His fans are just silly. (He blushes so much when anyone calls him princess to his face, though. Fight me.)

Bruce still insists on everything being black because it’s his favorite color. It was already mostly black before he joined, but now it’s even blacker. His suit is all black. The car is all black. The helmet is all black. He loves it. He looks just like the dark, regal old money rich boy you’d imagine until he’s smiling and talking about racing. (Imagine a meme with two cars next to each other, one being WE’s. It says: “Bruce’s Car v. Bruce’s Personality.” The other one is covered in glitter obv.) One time, a little girl gives him a tiara that she painted black herself and asks him to wear it if he wins. (He does win. He puts it on at the podium. He’s embarrassed the entire time. The champagne rubs some of the black away. It’s a treasured memory and sits right on top in his trophy case.)

His fellow drivers call him Brucie to tease him. He’s a bit awkward during interviews, but that just makes him endearing. He’s also tall for an F1 driver (nepo baby core) so there’s always jokes about him towering over everyone. One time, he came second to Lewis Hamilton, but you could still see he was visibly standing taller on the podium, and people would not stop making jokes about it. (It was mostly his hair, but you know how Twitter is.) Speaking of hair, it will NOT stay flat. He looks insane every time he takes his helmet off. He could be sweating for hours in there but when he takes the thing off, he looks like he’s through in a tornado. (Again, memes.) He knows so much about car mechanics, even for a driver, and will regularly start talking to other drivers or the press about the tiniest of parts in the engine or break system, unaware that everyone is completely lost. (Also memes about that.)

When he’s 23, he suffers a pretty bad crash. It knocks him out for about twenty seconds, and his mom and dad are ready to pull him completely from the sport, but he refuses to stop, and despite missing a few races to recover—his dad’s still a doctor—he ends up winning the next race and gets to stay.

During his F1 career, it’s pretty much guaranteed that he’ll get fastest laps, but he only gets podium like 40–50% of the time. There’s always drama that apparently Wayne Enterprises is trying to become top three, but they insist that they’re not as competitive. They will always have respect for every team, and it shows. They never join in on protests. They always wish the other teams luck, and they genuinely congratulate the winners. Bruce is always the first to hug the winner :)

Before Bruce joined, the Wayne team was always a midfield team, and they were perfectly comfortable with it. WE had good-looking cars, they designed good-looking cars, and they sold good-looking cars, and F1 was just a way of promoting that. Thomas loved watching the races, and he was happy to see them get podium a few times per season, and that was it.

Until Bruce became their lead driver, and he wanted to really earn his seat, and he wanted to get podium, and he wanted to design a faster car, and he wanted to win, and Thomas Wayne couldn’t say no to his son, and suddenly Wayne Enterprises was inching closer and closer to the front of the grid. Now, they’re still not The Best, but they’re a team that future drivers look up to.

During a season of DTS, Bruce is 27. Netflix films the Wayne episode when there’s a fatal crash in F2, and Bruce was nearby when it happened. He ends up crying on camera for ten minutes. They had to cut almost all of it, but we get the most gut-wrenching confessional about how after he heard the news, in that moment, he didn’t want to be an F1 driver. He admits that if he hadn’t become a driver, he was going to become a doctor like his father, and he wonders if he could have saved the driver’s life if he did that instead. “What am I really doing if I can’t help others? I could have been anything…Maybe being a driver was selfish. Maybe I don’t belong on the track anymore.”

He’s visibly distraught during the moment of silence on the day of the race, but Bruce decided to continue because he wants to make the fans and spectators happy. (That’s his job, anyway. That’s what he does.) Despite getting pole position the previous day, he doesn’t get fastest lap or make it to the podium, but he still gets fourth. He has a long talk with his father away from cameras and calls his mom. The future’s uncertain for a few days until Bruce comes back to training. To finish the episode, he says he’s going to continue driving, even if he might need a bit of time to get his confidence back, and he pledges to one day make the safest F1 car ever seen. Even if it’s part of the risk of being a driver, he doesn’t want to see any more drivers losing their lives to the sport they love.

When he’s around 35 or 40, he retires from Formula One so he can inherit Wayne Enterprises, and he takes his father’s place as chairman of the team. Since he has the time now, he holds up on his promise to make an even safer car—the designs inspiring safer car designs for other teams as well—and they pick out two incredible drivers who end up finally (FINALLY) moving Wayne Enterprises into one of the top three teams. They win the world championship twice in a row before falling back a bit and only winning it every couple of years, but they’re nonetheless fierce competitors. Bruce still has a ton of kids, some of which like F1 just like he does, but he is the only Wayne to become a Formula One driver.

I just think Battinson would love driving for F1 :)

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Just me rambling about Dr Doom backstory and how it might break with some Slavic parts thrown in the mix

I will put it out there that I am not an expert or that knowledgeable in Romani culture so this is only on the Slavic part

While I know a lot more on marvel it's still not that much so we are going whit the Slavic side of things

So as I was heading home i stumbled on the thought that Victors mom making a deal with Mefisto makes sense only in a purely christian there are only god , angels and demons along with humans sense . Which doesn't make sense for a rural Slavic county in which legend and myths thrive and which considering that (even trou a very very very inaccurate depiction) the Slavic pantheon does exist , dracula and vampires exist and probably other Slavic associated mythological races also exist . Again makes absolutely zero sense as to why she , a presumably at least relatively strong and knowledgeable user of magic would risk her soul and posable life when she can much more easily make a deal with a Leshy(a master of nature in Slavic mythology who rules over the forest) for protection and hiding their tracks for the much much lesser price of tings like alcohol , human made food and other relatively small offerings . And I know that their group is Romani but when you live in an area you start to hear and know at least some of the local legends which if they have been in Latveria for at least one or two generations they would learn overtime , especially if it is a cautionary tale . So over time they would know of at least some legends .

Now while I don't know what specifically category Victor's mom is in , at in least Slavic magic I'm pretty sure we can rule her out as(I'm using DND naming here to make it easier to google to understand) cleric . Which leaves us with her being :

A) a warlock by using a newer version of Slavic magic in which case you make a deal with the devil and in exchange get a couple very low ranking demons to command and take power from , and if this is the case it asks the question as to why would Mefisto kill her as her soul wound probably be his if she doesn't give the demons away to someone else , which would probably be Victor but with how dangerous her life was , it might have killed her before that . Not to mention that is only if she is a practically a Saint

B) a sorceress with probably dampiric descent which makes more sense as to why he might try and kill her but also ask the question as to why she would sell her soul as she already had a relatively strong magic being at least partially dampire who were known as very good vampire hunters and also very talented in the magic department which would explain as to where Victor might be getting some of his talent for magic as there is very very little chance that a purely human person without a patron or sponsor of some kind get their magic to the same level or even near it as Dr.Doom even if they are training their whole life . And Victor did in like a 2-3 decades at max once he put himself to seriously learn magic . It's because he is naturally drawn to it and naturally good at it .

Another thing because I just saw the wiki on Victor's mom . She isn't the chief ? I was under the impression she was . Any way if what the wiki says is right , for Victor's dad hiding her being a magic user I would like to know why is that ? Does the clan/tribe think it's taboo for a woman to use magic or if uses of magic it's considered taboo purely on itself . Because in Slavic myths a magic user gender or genitalia doesn't determine how good they are at magic or as a person . That and also in times of great trouble which they probably constantly are as if the baron can't even properly take care of the "first class citizens" aka what would be considered the majority of the people it doesn't really give a good impression of what would happen to a minority , so having someone who can maybe predict the future a bit(not as Romani stereotype as the Slavs also have ways of divination) , have some healing spells, know their way around the herbs or just a straight up fighter who might be able to zap lightings or trow fire at people would come handy very often .

#marvel #Dr Doom #dr doom #victor von doom #Victor Von Doom #Victor's mom #Victor Von Dooms mom #magic #ramblings #slavic #slavic magic

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Building from the previous Naruto training ask, red light Sasuke trains with Kakashi but unlike Sakura and Naruto who become better versions of their teachers Sasuke does not become the second coming of the copy ninja. No he becomes the second coming of the white fang. Sasuke who has learnt how valuable those around him are and what its like to lose them being trained by Kakashi “your friends before the mission” Hatake. Kakashi telling Sasuke stories of his father and how he died and Sasuke who lost everyone to a mission (because with Orochimaru’s return and Danzo’s arrest came the truth) Sasuke would admire the man who prioritized his comrades. Slowly Sasuke grows, his hair gets longer and put up into a ponytail, he becomes stronger and skilled with a blade until Kakashi gifts him his fathers blade. A white tanto famed for leaving behind a white slash. Sasuke getting the same summoning contact (wolves) that Sakumo had. Suddenly every nation that once feared the white fang sees him again, this time with black hair and red eyes but with the same amount skill, power and genius behind that white slashing sword and he’s only getting stronger. Sasuke Uchiha, the White Fang Reborn, the man who will protect his comrades no matter what, the man who will confront his past, confront his brother and save him from the darkness he plunged himself into.

Sasuke becoming an avenger of a different sort.

Sasuke baring his teeth at the injustice of what was done to him and his brother, to so many kids like them, and deciding enough was enough.

Sasuke who uses his influence as the technical Uchiha head (a clan in more than name with the confirmation that the only other surviving member of the main line was not a traitor.) to make the world around them change for the better.

Sasuke who turns first to the red light district and the forgotten Uchiha who had helped ease so many of his own hurts when he was young. Who had made him feel less alone. Who had taught him that he could choose his family.

He names them Uchiha in truth, names them his heir while he’s at it, because if something should happen to him in his crusade at least there will be someone who knows, someone brought up in the District that raised him to carry on his dream.

He bares his teeth at the world, with Sakura at one shoulder and Naruto at the other, and together the three of them drag everyone around them into something better.

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Got myself a graphic tablet and decided that drawing this fanart of ghost king danny works as a good way to try and learn how to use it

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Тhе iмаgе hаs bееn аlтаrеd bеcаsе оf АI аnd mу иnwillingnеss tо hеlp in it's crеаtiоn

#danny phantom #danny fenton #ghost king danny #fanart #danny phantom fanart #dp fanart #dp fandom

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Hope New home part 2

Look Stephen has no idea why the Master of Time wants to cash in a favour he has with him but he can only hope that it's not anything dangerous to his universe , he really hopes so . Even if the Master of Time is not violent ,with denizens of The Infinite Reams you never know what can happen .

Now he needs to find Victor , explain the situation and hope he agrees to come with him to the realms for the meeting . He really hopes no one is gonna die .

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Has his prayers been heard ? Amity now has shances to continue to be alive ! Alive ! Not slowly dying and if thighs go well they may even again become part of a country /the realms don't count/ . But even better a country that would not try to vivisection them on a table , would not dehumanize them if things go well they would be dual citizenship of both the ream and that country . He hopes things go well , he wouldn't be able to take the death of any of Amity in any way . As long as their well he can take anythingANYTING that he needs to .

He needs to prepare HE NEEDS TO PREPARE . If thighs go well no one will be hurt , no one will die , NO ONE WILL HAVE TO SUFFER .

#dp x marvel #marvel universe #marvel #danny phantom #danny fenton #dp prompt #stephen strange #clockwork #crossover #dp crossover #new home au #ghost king danny #Danny is very excited that his Amity will continue to live

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Amity Park in Distress

New Home Part 1

He somehow needs to get Amity to the mortal plane and fast . No matter how liminal people have become too much ectoplasm it's still going to be fatal . If only he had prepared better , if only he had controlled the portal better then Amity wouldn't have become so contaminated that the Acts now work on them too it was all his fault . If only he had protected them better then he could not have had to pull the city to the realm for its own protection . But he doesn't know how .

Then he sees it . A note as green as everything out the window . Must be Clockwork . But should he answer amity may not survive with him gone but maybe he has a solution for this , he can only bribe his time may as well check who knows maybe it's gonna be a miracle and get out relatively unsracht like he always does /he prays to whathever can help that his luck does not run out now/ .

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Clockwork is an old ghost , ancient even by the Ghost Zone standards and that says something . He has seen many many timelines this one whoever is a little unique .

He can see what would happen if Danny lost Amity how he would become either a cold and uncaring king to scared to make connections whit anyone and anything or a king obsessed whit protecting them all even from themselves it would be no different that being under Patrian again or being in a prison whit no freedom . It would not be good for anyone . But he can see a third option , an option in which Amity survives in a new world , different yet similar . Yes it can work and Danny would flourish under guidance of another good ruler . If things go to as they should he would become the king he was always supposed to be a Protector , a Bringer of Peace , a Balance .

He needs to make preparations and as luck would have it a deal has been made before , a deal he can cash in now . After all it would make it easierto move in if that universe guardian know you aren't a treat .

But first he needs to inform Danny .

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dp x marvel #clockwork #dr strange #dr doom #victor von doom #The GIW tried to capture and experiment on Amity directly #Danny didnt appreciate that so Amaty is now in the zone for the forsieble future #Danny didnt even know he can do that trout it makes sense whit amity being his haunt and probably being the prince of the Ghost Zone #so “privilege's” #Clockwork is doing things #New Home AU

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Doppelganger of Doom

Look he was bored and sorting trout the amassed paperwork of the time Pariah was asleep(which was a LOT) isn't exactly that interesting so he answered the call .

Which is how he ended up in a teenage slumber party . Needless to say the teenagers were very surprised that they succeeded in summoning the ghost king and very terrified that they may have unleashed a cosmic horror on their planet . After a quick reassurance that no he has no interest in conquering or enslaving the world and only answered because he was bored of doing paperwork did things finally cooled down . He got a lot of questions which weren't really all that hard and got a few sandwiches and other goodies (he hasn't had some of those in decades) out of it so he would say it was a productive night .

The morning after the party , whit a few quick questions about how their stars look , are named after and how they are connected . He decided to take it as a vacation(if the realm needs him they can just pop in this reality and get him) and start goin to whether place has info on space (he may or may not have broken into a few government or privately owned places it's not like it's all that important well that and it's not like they can sue him :) )

So anyway he now has a stalker that keeps on calling him Victor and it's seriously creeping him out . Like seriously not even Vlad was that creepy in his frootloop era and that is saying something . He can't believe that he somewhat misses his paperwork in comperason to dealing with this guy .

#danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x marvel #marvel #marvel universe #dr doom #reed richards #mister fantastic #fantastic four #ghost king danny #summoning #summoning gone right ? #the teenagers were very confused #at least they now know what comes after death so they count it as a sin #they may have started a religion but who cares #Danny gets to see stars and relax so he takes it as a win #Dr Reed was going to a planetarium one day and who does he see but Victor on a surprisingly calm mood so he he strars traking(stalking) him #victor von doom #Danny is very cpeed out #also danny is a adult in this one #dp prompt

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Danny and the Doom shinanagans

I know we all have seen the dcxdp troupe of Clockwork putting Danny in a universe that would work as a rage room BUT hear me out rather than DC he puts him in marvel and tells him to go full gremlin mode

So he does . Either as Fenton or Phantom or maybe as both he becomes a menace . Probably trou pranks and robing planetariums and whatever there is something that has aliens or stars or space - you get my point

Now what I think would be hilarious is if people think he has to have connection whit Dr Doom . Doesn't matter what connection . Examples of theories people have of those two :

*he can be his clone

*he can be a him from a parallel universe that somehow got here

*his son(that he may or may not know about)

*a test tube baby of him and reed rechards

The probabilities are near endless

#dp x marvel #danny phantom #dr doom #victor von doom #marvel #marvel universe #shinanigans #clockwork #danny fenton #Danny : “stealing everything that has to do whit space no matter where it is” #People:“Did DrDoom multiple?!?! #Dr Strange:“What is a denizen of the Infinite Realms doing here???!??!! #dr strange #if danny in human form wears a hazmat suit its defenetly ectoplasma green #Reed Richards is concerd he may have another kid #Valeria is estatic to have another sibling #dp prompt

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Not ot mention that canonically Vasilisa in less that a month and a half transformed from weak novice witch to the strongest witch to have walked earth, hell and heaven while being less than 20 years old

I'm (probably) halfway through Black Book and for a game about demons and witches and related horrors, there are some oddly hilarious moments.

Doing Proshka's side quest which apparently turns him into a floating, glowing Longcat

Me: I want to break the seal AND save the girl / Water demon boss: ha! You can't do that! / Me: *slides him a bag of 100 roubles* / Water demon boss: Well would you look at that! Girl is saved AND the seal is broken. Pleasure doing business with you!

Being able to convince demons to stop doing crap by kicking their ass at playing cards

Using magic to outdrink a dude at a wedding and collect the bets

There's a boss fight that's the equivalent of a high-speed pursuit with guns... except it's 19th century Russia, so you're on horse-drawn wagons and using magic magic????

Anyhow I love this game please go check it out.