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Reason #1,259

Three reasons my wife is like a pair of reading glasses.

1. She makes me look good.

2. She helps me see things more clearly.

3. The best way to keep from losing her... Is to have her sitting on my face as often as possible.

#love #wife #i love my wife #funny

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Reason #1,258

Roses are red

Foxes are clever

I like her butt

and she lets me touch it

FOREVER

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I had an epiphany.

Tw: talk of sexy stuff

Ready?

Eating BBQ and going down on a woman is very similar. Because if it's not all over your face, you're not eating it right.

#love #i love my wife #funny #tw: sex mention

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I have achieved top level nerd.

I've been playing D&D and other RPG's since the late 70's. Both DM and player in soooo many systems. Anyway... A couple weeks ago I get an email, "Hey Reasons, would you be interested in running some virtual games during GenCon in the fall?" Sure, I said. I'd be fun, I'd get free adventures and everything, yeah! Then today they said, "Oh by the way, we'll need your tax information because this is a paid gig." EXSQUEEZE ME?!?!!? So I'd been wondering for a while if my hobby could be something I could make money at one day and, well... yes. The answer is yes. If anyone's interested I can share more when I know more and give more details if you want. Thank you, that is all, please drive through.

#d&D #peak nerd #am I winning?

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Reason #1,257

She's the most beautiful color of my Synesthesia.

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Reason #1,256

She gives me total love and acceptance. It is the best feeling in the world to know that not only does the person I love accepts me for who I am, she cherishes it.

#love #wife #i love my wife

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Reblog if you think public libraries are important and should be maintained.

THIS POST HAS BEEN BAZZOWED!

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Reason #1,255

Isn't she pretty? We voted for the first time at our new place. I swear if Aphrodite knew she existed, she'd strike her down and wear her face as a mask.

#love #wife #i love my wife #selfie

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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

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Reason #1,254

Just because she's got those thick sexy thighs and beautiful eyes she thinks she can control me.

First of all...

Yeah, she totally can.

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Reason #1,253

I can't stare too long into the radiance of her eyes without risking going blind myself.

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garrus is just mad shepard won't let him use her widow

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Tw: flirting with my wife. I know she'll read this soon and want to watch her reaction.

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Whoever said Disney is the happiest place on earth

.

.

Has never been inside you.

Love you!

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Reason #1,252

A long time ago, dad an I were hiking and got to the top of a mountain and looked out and we were above the clouds. I haven't seen a sight like that since.

Until this morning. Our balcoy view :

There's been times where I wanted to quit. Slip out through the escape hatch and disappear. But she wouldn't have it, no way, her and her stubborn love.

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I thought everyone did this.

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Little Miss got a new make up kit and wanted to practice.

Am I pretty?

#i love my granddaughter #selfie