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I asked for Richard Siken / Spongebob crossovers, & littlecartography came thru.
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by myshoesuntied (from his chapbook tandem)
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poem by dalton day (myshoesuntied) from the new e-book Tandem!
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“I got two versions. I got twooo versions…”
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Sugar. Spice. And everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create these perfect women… but Professor Utoniom accidentally added an extra ingredient…. Chemical X
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And alone in my room
I am the last of a lost civilization
And I vanish into the dark
And rise above my station
Rise above my station
from The Sunset Tree (2005)
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W.S. Merwin, “To Waiting”
You spend so much of your time
expecting to become
someone else
always someone
who will be different
someone to whom a moment
whatever moment it may be
at last has come
and who has been
met and transformed
into no longer being you
and so has forgotten you
meanwhile in your life
you hardly notice
the world around you
lights changing
sirens dying along the buildings
your eyes intent
on a sight you do not see yet
not yet there
as long as you
are only yourself
with whom as you
recall you were
never happy
to be left alone for long
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Signs without Signification - Jeff Brouws
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By Laura Houlberg
Title: Cyborg Femmepire
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the stereotype that women talk more than men is infinitely amusing to me because men are literally incapable of shutting the fuck up
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Something Bright, Then Holes | Maggie Nelson
I used to do this, the self I was
used to do this
the selves I no longer am
nor understand.
Something bright, then holes
is how a girl, newly-sighted, once
described a hand. I reread
your letters, and remember
correctly: you wanted to eat
through me. Then fall asleep
with your tongue against
an organ, quiet enough
to hear it kick. Learn everything
there is to know
about loving someone
then walk away, coolly
I’m not ashamed
Love is large and monstrous
Never again will I be so blind, so ungenerous
O bright snatches of flesh, blue
and pink, then four dark furrows, four
funnels, leading into a infinite ditch
The heart, too, is porous;
I lost the water you poured into it
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have any dating advice?
I think the key is to act fast. Make as much noise as possible to scare it away. Bare your teeth, raise your arms over your head menacingly. You want to make yourself look bigger than you really are. According to the National Park Service, the intent is not to harm but to scare it from the area and restore its natural fear of people by providing a negative experience. I would recommend just staying indoors.
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march is just february plus shamrock shakes
people born in march should celebrate in april
and tell people they were born in april
and just generally ignore that march even exists
like the rest of us
today i watched a man climb into a bathtub full of cola
he was wearing mentos on his body
it seemed very wet
but like
i once drank a vodka and redbull
that had weed ash in it
for five dollars
that was in
oh god
2014
the weatherman
the one who looks like if a clown
spent all his clown money
on plastic surgery to look more like a cotton candy machine
that weatherman says it’s gonna keep snowing throughout the week
and he says it like it doesn’t matter
like birds in miami aren’t trying to fly home
his face looks like it wants to turn into a boat
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