Chadley, my dude, please text instead of call. I'm in the middle of something.
Playing rebirth is giving me Dragon age inquisition vibes solely because I feel someone's about to yell at me to gtfo of the grasslands.
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Playing rebirth is giving me Dragon age inquisition vibes solely because I feel someone's about to yell at me to gtfo of the grasslands.
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good omens but every time aziraphale fucks up mamma mia starts playing
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i hate being sneezy im gonna fucking kill someone
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Crowley + power
You were an angel once. That was a long time ago.
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Which of your bears is the most likely to show up to a pride parade
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Yesterday I was watching the keynote by Yoshi P introducing the new things to come in Ff14 and having fun watching him having fun trolling the hell out of us and then suddenly there was the CEO of Microsoft on stage saying some generic things and I thought. Yes. That's the difference. They care and are having fun. You're here because someone told you to be.
And that's why I look forward to the new FF expansion. While they have fun, I'm sure they'll want me to have it too.
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“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.
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List of responses to “don’t you fucking dare die on me— stay with me, you fucking asshole—”
(tw: death)
“I love you. Now say it back.” “Please— stop talking, save it till we get you help—” “Say it back—“ “I love you. I love you, I love you, I love you so fucking much, please don’t leave me—”
“Hey, at least I loved you till my very last breath, right? Like I had promised.”
“Y-you know… If there’s any place I know I’d rest easy, it would— it would be in your arms, where I’ve always… Always belonged.”
“I’m sorry I couldn’t go to the very end with you.”
“Funny how I said I’d drag you to hell with me yet I’m going to hell way earlier than you are.” “You— you idiot, this isn’t the time— just... Just shut up and stay with me, damn it—”
“Just know you’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”
“Saying this before it’s too late… I’m grateful for you.”
“Kiss me one last time?” “No— no, this isn’t— it won’t be the last time—” “Just shut up and kiss me.”
“Ha… I told you you’d outlive me.”
“I’m sorry…”
“Don’t miss me too much, okay?”
“I like it better when you’re smiling, sunshine. Smile for me, please? Just so I can… Just so I can see it one last time.”
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