Y'KNOW WHAT, TUMBLR? YOU CAN HAVE THESE TOO! NO LONGER SHALL TWITTER AND TIKTOK HOLD THE PRIVILEGES! This is the first one. More to come shortly. It's RotTMNT but to the 2003 intro song!
And at a young age, I discovered the internet, and just stayed there, asking questions, exploring all that the "world wide web" had to offer, and eventually I stumbled into those fields, and stayed.
Clicking and tapping of a camera being fumbled with as it is positioned, then a green, humanoid, turtle person is seen
"Hi, you can call me Donatello
I like bees, botany,,,
What's another thing that starts with b?...
BQuilting! I also like chemistry, chess, purple...
Well, I only have six fingers, so—
BO-STAFF—!
Bo-Staff starts with b!
Gah—"
They snack their forehead with their three-fingered palm in frustration
"Anyways, I like science, reddit, plants, and martial arts. I imagine you might have questions, so, go ahead..."
They trail off as they look to something out of frame and grabs the camera to stop the recording. You can imagine they post the video not too long afterwards