ritzyperry

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@RiddleMeHarder you're a schizophrenic with an iQ of 5 if you think i'm someone else's account. i'm not surprised that you lack adequacy XD

#how to react to this #schizophrenia is bad #schizophrenia #OMG IQ 5 #ahhahahah #lol #don't be idiots #stop slandering #toxic in the community #go get busy #I'm not a fake account XD #accept that you are wrong

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They're super cute 😭

zee my son

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What if they swapped eye colours?👁️👁️

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The Potter's and their lack of subtlety

☆IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT ☆

After giving it a lot of thought and so many fears later. I decided to start creating my patreon. It's always been my dream to be able to make some income from the things that I love doing, and this patreon is that for me. I'll be posting exclusive drawings, sketchbook hauls, nsfw content, and maybe some little more.

Thank you guys for all the support all this time ♡ truly ♡

So the official release date will be

☆ DECEMBER 1ST ☆

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This cutee

father and son

#harry potter #james potter #<3 #omg

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Sage's Will

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from Dan Povenmire’s tiktok video

#pnf

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THANK YOU TO THE TWO PEOPLE WHO SUBMITTED ME THIS AND SORRY I CAN’T USE EITHER OF YOUR SUBMISSIONS BECAUSE TUMBLR IS SHIT BUT ANYWAY FUCK YEAH AUTISTIC FERB REAL!!!!! [f*rbn*ssa still cringe fail and i wish it wasn’t brought up as a positive example of how ferb is written but the entire rest of the video stands and neatly sums up pretty much every single key point as to why ferb is considered such a good autistic character, intentional or not]

on a less adrenaline-spiked note i’d love to hear something more in-depth from dan and/or swampy on the heavy autistic/neurodivergent coding in so many of their characters [ferb is the most obvious example, enough that even a lot of neurotypicals can see it, but nearly every major character in both pnf and mml is extremely easy to interpret as neurodivergent] and how much of it, if any, was intentional, but just the fact that autistic ferb has approval from one of the creators is so so so good and i wish i could put into words how important that approval is

#pnf #this makes me so happy

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Hi!

The other day I saw a drawing about Milo with Zack and Melissa as his shoulder angel and demon alskdjlas so,, this

#mml #THIS IS EVERYTHING OP

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#pnf #ZO? HELLO?]]]]]]]]]]

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Baljeet: It has come to my attention that some of you think I am a big nerd. This is egregious so I am here to lay down the facts.

Baljeet: One: I am very cool.

Baljeet: Two: I own a pair of aviator sunglasses.

Baljeet: Three: Nerds do not own aviator sunglasses.

Baljeet: Four: My friend Buford has a basketball and I touched it once.

Baljeet: Five

#pnf #HEPL

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[In a group chat]

Buford: Pretty sure I just got glass in my foot

Baljeet: Take it out

Ferb: no leave it. livens up the place.

Isabella: buford's foot is so boring. Buford if someone asked me my top three most boring additions to this world id say your foot that you have to shank with glass so people find it more interesting

Buford:...

Isabella: are you okay

Ferb: buford please respond

Buford: what would you do if I died of glassy foot and that was the the last thing you ever said to me?

Buford: what if I got so mad that I forgot there was glass in it and stamped my foot and it shot up into my brain and i died

Phineas: i just laughed so hard i heard something click in the back of my head im scared

#pnf #IKNOW THIS IS OLD BUT I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT OK #NEEDED TO BRING THIS BACK #IKEEP THIKNING ABOUT THIS PLEASEJ PLEASE PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY

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obsessed with single trans dad perry

#pnf #Holy shit #this. this is Everything #perry the platypus #heinz doofenshmirtz

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[Over text]

Stacy: you're so much younger than I

Stacy: why did I say 'than I,' bitch I'm living in the 1600s

Candace: Lmfaooo did you write the declaration of independence too

Stacy: call me william shakespeare

Stacy: wait who wrote the declaration of independence

Candace: DID YOU THINK SHAKESPEARE WROTE IT

Stacy: john wilkes booth, right?

Candace: BITCH

Stacy: i failed history two times, candace

Candace: JOHN WILKES BOOTH KILLED OBAMA

Candace: I MEAN LINCOLN

Stacy: OBAMA

Stacy: IM WHEEZING

Stacy: maybe we shouldnt have sat together in history

Candace: shut up you said john wilkes booth and shakespeare. and shakespeare was a theater writer

Stacy: I know but maybe shakespeare did some side projects, like the declaration

Candace: bitch NO HE DIDNT

Candace: ONE SEC

Candace: it was Thomas jefferson and benjamin franklin

Stacy: Bbenjamin franklin made the lightbulb

Candace: THAT WAS THOMAS EDISON YOU DUMB HOE

Stacy: I COULDVE SWORN THAT WAS THE MF THAT GOT ELECTROCUTED BY A KITE

#pnf #AFTGYSHUJISSH PLEASE TTHIS IS SO ACCURATE #thinkinmg about history ignorant stacy from summer belongs to u

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#pnf #YA basically

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i am MANIFESTING sam and max right now I love them they  are so silly

#sam and max #freelance husbands #Grrrrrr theyfucking gay #my art