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[rystiel]

why should you go watch monkey man? well dev patel gets beat up continually for a solid hour before being brought back from the brink of death by a group of trans and non binary people who then help him kill and maim a bunch of politicians and cops. also there's one scene where he stabs a guy in the neck with a knife and then uses his teeth to slit his throat

#…this singlehandedly convinced me to watch it

[rystiel]

“meeEOWWW” fucking idiot. i love you. stfu

#‘yoohoo !’ #PLEASE !!!!!! these guys. #torchwood #captain jack harkness #ianto jones

[rystiel]

I will be saying :3 ^_^ :D while masc I don't give a fuck

#me bruh #^-^ #also. realizing this likely means masc lesbian or something which is not me #but still

[rystiel]

he lived. served cunt. died. got resurrected. served even more cunt

#CASTIEL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ #CAPTAIN JACK HARKNESSSSS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ #the master 🗣️ #samndean 🗣️

[rystiel]

Me when I smush my face into the wall

#-.3

[rystiel]

some episodes leave so much to think about

#yeah. basically

[rystiel]

#he’s small though #my bad. i mean ‘wiry’

[rystiel]

if you like a piece of media that is good eventually youll more or less run out of things to say about how good it is but if you like a piece of media that is objectively pretty mediocre but also somehow deeply compelling thats how the demons get you

#i think. a good majority of things i like kind of suck

[rystiel]

The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

#strange guys. thank you for your dedication to getting jack laid doc

[rystiel]

on this day, 6 yrs ago, bruno mars was surprised to see pete wentz

#oh jesus christ

[rystiel]

Horribly abusing the "save me" format it's just applicable to everything

#me #save me format save me save me format

[rystiel]

is tosh the only member of torchwood (other than jack obviously) who met the doctor in person??

#idk if she even ever realized it was the doctor lol #like THE doctor. jack’s doctor #also i’m talking about on screen #bc i haven’t caught up on non-show content lol #idek if any of them meet the doctor in audio dramas or anything though #also does absent friends count???? if it was never released or whatever #anyway. #space pig #torchwood #toshiko sato #ninth doctor #doctor who

[rystiel]

#including joyren because why not #🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️ #(personally i say jopper on top but. giving the wlw milf ship some attention here. can’t go wrong with a milf couple) #some people think having byler & jancy at the same time would be weird…? so. what if we had to choose between them #stranger things #byler #jancy #joyren

[rystiel]

amy and rory before amy and rory

#u see what i mean right #torchwood #gwen cooper #rhys williams #doctor who #amy pond #rory williams #the way both of them are named r. williams #same guy different font #grhys #the ponds #…? #doctor who universe ship names need to step up their game sorry

[rystiel]

forgot about bobby’s “its okay to be gay” moment in the siren episode

#ally dad of all time

[rystiel]

new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years

#destiel ngl

[rystiel]

oh.

#they look so good here wtf