im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells
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SZA (2023)
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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.
The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.
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can you draw something for me to masturbate to
sure
good luck!
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What is it about the air in Europe what makes Misha Collins act like that edition. Yes those are quotes of his.
[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Cas asks 'I fucked you hard and raised you from perdition.' and Dean answers 'If the CW had not been so homophobic we would have been balls deep for sure'. /End ID]
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every sunday i tell my liberal father that i'm off to go get another sex change. he tells me "yass monarch slay". but in reality i go to church to study the teachings of the lord. if my liberal father knew this i would be disowned. this is joe biden's america
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Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy
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"GIRLS IN SHARED ATTIC"
BILL BRANDT | SHOREDITCH, 1939
[gelatin silver print | 11 11/16 × 9 15/16"]
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my brutalist son just killed my rococo son with his gray concrete alphabet blocks
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open window save me. save me open window
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let’s go on a walk (a love language)
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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nobody:
half full water bottle left behind on the floor of a public bus: *rolls around*
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