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One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

#lotr

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GOOD OMENS (2019–) 2.05 • "The Ball"

#i await their return with baited breath #good omens

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Hannibal (2013-2015)

1x12 - “Relevés”

#this website keeps tricking me into thinking that i didn't hallucinate this entire show #hannibal

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THE LORD OF THE RINGS: The Return of the King dir. Peter Jackson

#!!!!!!!!!!!! #lotr

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(insp)

#wtf this is so beautiful.... #good omens #thanks for tagging me 🌻

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#good omens #thanks for tagging me 🌻

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GOOD OMENS | 1.06

#they don't know that they will be happy again #good omens #thanks for tagging me 🌻

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#congrats on your participation trophy 🏆

+ BONUS

#I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM!!!!! #good omens #thanks for tagging me 🌻

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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures

my psych book:

#sorry my insurmountable love for humanity just overwhelmed me

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"Hard on the buttocks, horses. Major design flaw if you ask me."

This is your reminder that Crowley doesn't like riding horses because he has no ass. No ass at all. He has the physique of a svelte noodle. But instead of admitting he's the problem because he has no ass, he blames it on the design of the horse, because he can't take accountability for anything, not a single thing, not ever.

#this is so fucking funny but also the last sentence in the context of the final 15…ouch. #good omens

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YALL 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#real talk? same #911

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What’s your favourite line from good omens?

The invisible and unbreakable one that joins Crowley and Aziraphale.

#what an absolutely bonkers thing to say #good omens

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#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #911

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The Two Towers is so funny because Tolkien was such a tree-lover he was basically just like “actually we should give every tree a gun.”

#💖

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Michael Sheen on The Graham Norton Show - S31E17, 09.02.2024

#seeing gifs of him hits different after stage door.. #i miss that old man more than anything #michael sheen

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you know shit went down when it’s three ex buzzfeed employees apologizing on a couch

#watcher #watcher entertainment #the try guys #shane madej #ryan bergara #steven lim #buzzfeed unsolved

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plus the fact they’re gonna delete all their existing content from youtube??? as understanding as i am of their move, this decision is just foul i’m sorry