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Mash isms part 11

#m*a*s*h #okey but that like #literally happened

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when i saw this i couldn’t believe it didn’t have music

#why does he look like dirk gently

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so in third grade I told two of my friends I could talk to horses & made up a really dramatic backstory of how I “discovered” my powers & our teacher overheard us talking about it and told the child psychologist I was seeing for insomnia issues & the child psychologist asked me about it & I was first and foremost terrified that if I admitted to the lie, this medical professional would tell my friends I made it all up

so I doubled down and insisted I could really talk to horses. I was doing major damage control. I didn’t realize you can’t just tell psychiatric professionals you have magic powers, I was 8.

so I ended up in counseling for this for an entire year until eventually I just stopped going for some reason but when I was 20 the office contacted me to tell me the psychologist was retiring & asked if I wanted a copy of my childhood records before they were filed away and eventually shredded & I said sure & went over them & discovered that she had diagnosed me with “psychotic delusions” bc I was 8 and apparently convinced her I truly thought I could talk to horses.

genuinely cannot tell if I my parents should’ve been cashing in on me as the most sought-after child actor of the era or if that psychologist was just extremely so so so bad at her job.

#my teacher also called my parents on me by saying im an orpjan who was raised by a raccoon in a spar #but at least they didn't take me to a psychiatric

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Saw this tweet foever ago n now i keep thinkin bout how making any character ever Canadian is funny as fuck. Theyre all canadian now

#kallus is eastern european i don't care

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Revenge of the Sith AU where Anakin can't kill any younglings because they've set up hundreds of Space Home Alone style booby traps around the jedi temple

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Childhood can be scary.

A collection of some of my hand-drawn horror looping animations!

#nah it do be like that

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My cat, #macedonia, is petitioning for a name change with the local government.

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The fact that tumblr is my primary social media is proof that I’m far gone

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no one lives forever

#pathologic

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Geniuses and their puppy like boyfriends who follow them everywhere

#holmes #poirot #raffles #jeeves and wooster #YES

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They fight hard and party even harder! 🥳

Happy Star Wars Day from me, Captain Tukk & Hill Company! 💙🪶

#tukk tales

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Kalevala is both Finnish and Karelian. It's a Finnish work, a work of fiction, an attempt to compile poems from Finland including Karelia that is/was part of Finland, Russian Karelia (especially Russian Karelia) and Ingria into a coherent narrative. The poems are partially edited and some are made up. It's not as clear cut as "it's Finnish" or "it's Karelian".

Hey, that is super cool, thanks anon! (For those who are unaware, I got some comments on my Kalevala joke post and it's very cool to learn new stuff about it.)

#ilmarinen.txt #kalevala #ask #anon

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Okay, here I was told that my Arthur looks like Koroviev from the film adaptation of The Master and Margarita, so here we are - me and the meme!

#malevolent #LKFGFD I SENT THAT ASK #op i love you so much

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my talents include:

listening to the same song for hours on end without getting bored

staying in bed for as long as possible and only being a little late

getting dizzy when I stand up

petting cats

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my harriet du bois skank collection

#disco elysium

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as newspapers today dont tend to hire children, a modern day Tintin would run a clickbait YouTube channel, except the clickbait is 100% real every single time

he starts off as an irritating conservative pundit at 14, meets Chang then leaves the think tank paying him and launches his own independent channel and blows up shortly after. Chang helps with video editing and managing his socials and they often chat on video calls between adventures. Haddock, his foster dad, has absolutely no knowledge of his earlier videos.

#tintin #TINTIN!