To a homophobe, even the most chaste kiss on the cheek between gay people is exactly as disgusting and degenerate as a hardcore BDSM orgy hosted in the town square, so you may as well ally with the BDSM orgy enthusiasts to throw bricks at the cops who are going to try and arrest all of you together anyway.
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i'm not actually mad i just like the comedic delivery of righteous but pointless anger
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Don't you want devoted followers?
Who leave their families for you?
Give their money to you?
Give their bodies to you?
Give up their lives for you?
Consider you God, and will kill for you?
Don't you want to become a cult leader?
Since the death of God there has been a vacancy open
You can fill that void, here's how
Guys follow my music tik tok I will also probably get bored of it and start posting random shit
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Neurodivergent Magic To Make An Item Disappear:
Pick up the item
Hold the item securely in your hands
Get distracted by something
The item is no longer detectable on this plane of existence
There is no reversal spell. The item will never be seen again.
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advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love
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