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WHERE DID YOU ALL COME FROM

#<3text

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a masochist whose whimpers are so pretty they corrupt a tentative partner into an insatiable sadist

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god i wish i had a dick

#<3text #when the post nut clarity hits so hard you are suddenly overcome with crushing dysphoria

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desperately wanting to try frotting vs being a bear and knowing that shit would be hard to reach

#<3text #silly #t4t nsft #mlm nsft #nblm nsft #mlm ns/fw #nblm ns/fw #ftm nsft #ftm ns/fw

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Hey I think something is wrong with my dog

#art #pet pl@y

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Weed really is viagra for transmascs because I'll be 2 puffs into smoking and start thinking "man i could real go for some dick" every single time.

#<3text #ftm ns/fw #ftm nsft #nblm ns/fw #nblm nsft #mlm nsft #mlm ns/fw

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fingering you from behind with my arm around your neck

#text #dropping this and running

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its been one of those weeks pass the sadomasochism

#silly

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that muzzle won’t stop him

#silly #💤

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what's wrong with a little t4t semi-violent sexual fantasy?

#text #silly #💤 #finding out you like being slapped/pushed around a little was fun :>

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how knife of him 🔪

#art #knife play #faves

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has anyone ever had sex before

#silly

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our top scientists are hard at work finding new forms of t4t nasty style fucking

#silly

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leopard print: very horny

rainbow leopard print: not horny

tiger print: horny

zebra print: not horny

white tiger print, which is indistinguishable from zebra print: MASSIVELY horny

giraffe print: not horny

cow print: very horny

rainbow trout print: mildly horny

#silly

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yeah yeah outside sex is impractical because bugs dirt whatever! i still desperately want to be forced to hug a tree for dear life while i'm railed against it and too full to keep quiet, too blissed out to care if someone hears

#<3text #bottom posts tonite alas #mlm nsft #mlm ns/fw #nblm ns/fw #nblm nsft

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#silly

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cloth gown gridlock

#silly