Man... TV remotes need to learn how to CONTROL themselves. They really push my buttons.聽
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What does a sheep drive?
a LAMBorghini
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Person: I think feet are creepy
Me: That must sock
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Why do sloths stay in trees so much?
They don鈥檛 want to be grounded.
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Chicken-
Why did the chicken got hit by a car?
Be wanted to.
Wow.
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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ADMIN NOTE:
Hey guys! I wanted to ask a favor. Please check this blog out. One of my closest friends, and artists I鈥檓 inspired by, runs her own blog and she鈥檚 been trying so hard to share her artwork to the world. This amazing girl draws comics, doodles, and even her very own characters! I鈥檇 love to see her blog grow. Thanks for reading!
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I want someone to look at me the same way Leonardo DiCaprio looks at his Oscar.
So I can feel like their one and only.聽
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You are
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Okay. So this isn鈥檛 really a pun, but I love Dark humor so I have two jokes--
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn鈥檛 have arms.
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Knock knock.
Who鈥檚 there?
Not Sally.
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*Sees a cow laying down*
Hey. Ground beef.
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Wow! A dog that can breathe underwater!
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An old convo with one of my friends and I.
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Look at what I found in the fabric store.
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Andrea bowl-of-chili聽
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Dolphin: *Runs into another dolphin.*
Other Dolphin: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Dolphin: Whale sorry!
Other Dolphin: You made me drop my food!
Dolphin: I didn't do it on porpoise.
Other Dolphin: Stop talking like that.
Dolphin: Don't be Shell fish that I can make puns.
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I need more jingle bells.
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