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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Man... TV remotes need to learn how to CONTROL themselves. They really push my buttons.聽
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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What does a sheep drive?
a LAMBorghini
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Person: I think feet are creepy
Me: That must sock
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Why do sloths stay in trees so much?
They don鈥檛 want to be grounded.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Chicken-
Why did the chicken got hit by a car?
Be wanted to.
Wow.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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I want someone to look at me the same way Leonardo DiCaprio looks at his Oscar.
So I can feel like their one and only.聽
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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You are
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Okay. So this isn鈥檛 really a pun, but I love Dark humor so I have two jokes--
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She didn鈥檛 have arms.
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Knock knock.
Who鈥檚 there?
Not Sally.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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*Sees a cow laying down*
Hey. Ground beef.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Wow! A dog that can breathe underwater!
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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An old convo with one of my friends and I.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Look at what I found in the fabric store.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Andrea bowl-of-chili聽
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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Dolphin: *Runs into another dolphin.*
Other Dolphin: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Dolphin: Whale sorry!
Other Dolphin: You made me drop my food!
Dolphin: I didn't do it on porpoise.
Other Dolphin: Stop talking like that.
Dolphin: Don't be Shell fish that I can make puns.
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shunbotpunbot 8 years
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I need more jingle bells.
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