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“Can you hear the thunder?”

Nah that’s just the sound of them darn cheeks clapping

#ASS ASS ASS #copia #copia cake

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WHAT IS HE DOING ALL CHEEKED UP ON A SUNDAY EVENING

#ASS #copia #copia cake

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*vinyl scratch* Yep, that's me. You may be wondering how I got here. I mean, how you got here.

You may have known me previously by the URL im-your-rock-baby. Surprise: I moved to @imyourrockbaby (previously meinhofkym) which is my main blog. That's right, this one is a side blog! Now I'm going to use this blog here to post my art.

About me

I'm Kym Meinhof, I'm 28 years old and I'm from Brazil. I have a wide range of interests but my main fandom at the moment is the band Ghost. I'm also bad with introductions, as you can probably tell.

DNI if you're:

- a minor

- a Nazi

- racist, sexist, LGBTQIA+ phobic, a TERF or otherwise bigoted

#about me

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Copia big naturals. Send tweet

#tiddies

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ATTENTION

If you see this you are OBLIGATED to reblog w/ the song currently stuck in your head :)

#caramelldansen

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me and the twink i pulled by coming back wrong

[IMAGE CANNOT BE ETHICALLY DISPLAYED]

#terzo core

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day 88

#biting him #stomping on him #terzo

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Since Terzo was resurrected from hell, maybe his body got slight modifications, aside from the white streak I gave him👀

Mayhaps sharper teeth? Nails looking suspiciously like the golden claws on his gloves? Growling if he feels threatened?👀👀👀

Terzo would feel so self-conscious about it but Omega would be there to tell him he's as beautiful as ever PLEASE😩

#terzomega

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happy terzo tuesday

#i hate him #i wanna chew on him #terzo

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they hate me because im an effeminate man and a masculine woman

#terzo core

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Aether: One thing I’ve learned from trail-hiking is that if you’re ever lost, don’t panic and don’t go off trail. Just state loudly and clearly that “Elon Musk is not a genius”, and several of the most unfuckable men alive will appear out of nowhere to call you “poor”. You can then follow them, and they will lead you to the parking lot where their Teslas have exploded.

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Terzo emeritus 🤍

#hhhhnnnnngggg terzito #terzo #art

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Pineapple on pizza sounds yummy if the pizza is sweet, but wait until you find out what Brazilians will top our pizzas with. From chocolate to banana with cinnamon and dulce de leche. And don't get me started on "Romeo and Juliet" (minas cheese with goiabada, a guava marmalade).

You say it’s 2023 and people should have moved on from the lawsuit but Tobias Forge & GHOST is known for getting sued and fucking over his band mates. I like GHOST but like most people I fucking detest the singer. He needs to pay them what they owe

Anyway, what do you guys think about pineapple on pizza? Like I was always in total opposition, just out of principle, and then yesterday I went to this new pizza place and my friend was like, ooh you need to try the one with pineapple. And I was like, ugh fine whatever. But it was actually so good? I went home and the gravity of the situation hit me.. Mamma mia, did I let the Italians down? Will they ever allow me into their beautiful country again? I was meant to visit Sicily again this November, but now I don't know. I feel so lost and ashamed I can barely listen to my secret Ricchi e Poveri playlist on Spotify

#now I'm really craving a chocolate pizza

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*Sigh.*

Fic writers.

No one in Italy calls anyone “dolce.”

“Dolce” means the adjective “sweet,” or the noun “dessert.” I am Italian. Google is lying to you.

If you need some terms of endearment to be spoken by your Satanic Italian Cardis and Papas, here are a few:

GENDER NEUTRAL:

Amore - love

Tesoro - treasure (this is common but lovely)

Bene mio - my happiness (endearment)

Schricchio - “squeak” (cute endearment)

FEMALE:

Any of the GN, and

Bellezza, or Bella - Beauty

Dolcezza - this is what most of you mean by ‘dolce.’ It literally means “sweetness,” but is the properly used endearment.

Principessa - princess

Piccola, or Piccolina - little one

Cara - darling (feminine)

MALE:

Any of the GN, plus

Bello - handsome

Caro - darling (masculine)

Fusto - hunk, stud, etc. (endearment)

Principe - prince

Cucciolo - puppy (cute)

THIS IS NOT AN EXHAUSTIVE LIST, THERE ARE A LOT MORE TERMS

I hope this helps☺️ —Now, if you need slightly smuttier terms, I can do those, too. 😁

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Colloquial Italian for Papa or Cardi-centered Ghost fics, Smut Edition: by popular request!

If there’s something you need that you don’t see, message me for specific phrases. ☺️ NOTE: this is NOT an exhaustive list.

NSFW language under the cut.

Cazzo: most of you writers already know that this means “cock,” but it can also be used as the exclamation “fuck!” As in,

“Succhiami il cazzo, cara” (Suck my cock, darling)

-OR-

“Cazzo! Non così forte!” (Fuck! Not so hard!)

Figa: pussy. There are a billion regional names for pussy, but another favorite of mine is cocchia.

Porco: pig, but as in calling a guy a pig in vile terms, not just sloppy ones. Saying Porco Dio (swine God) will make most Catholics bristle, so I think the Emeritii would use it all the time as an expletive)

Puttana: whore. NOTE! “Puttanella” is a diminutive, and I kind of find it a cute form of the word “slut.” Almost an endearment.

Figlio di puttana: son of a bitch

Stronzo: shithead, asshole, literally “piece of shit.”

Ti voglio fottere: I want to fuck you

Scopiamo: Let’s fuck.

Chiavami/scopami/fottimi: fuck me. Follow any of those with forte, and it means ‘fuck me hard.’

Ti voglio/ti desidero: I want you/desire you. ‘I want you so much’ is “ti voglio così tanto”

Sei così bagnata/fradicia per me: you’re so wet for me

Senti che duro che sono per te: Feel how hard I am for you

Coglione: ballsack (calling a guy a ballsack, usually means he’s an idiot)

Mi rompi i coglioni: you’re breaking my balls

Fottuto/fottuta (m/f) fucking (as an adjective, as in “la mia fortuna fottuta” (my fucking luck). NOTE: I’ve heard this used as a noun, especially in the masculine “Sei un fottuto!” (“You’re a fucking fuck!”)

Vaffanculo: this is the MOST common way to say “fuck you.” It literally means ‘go fuck someone’s ass.’

Tette: tits (vulgar). Seno means ‘breasts,’ but it’s more modest a term.

Spogliati: take your clothes off

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If you think your anon hate is strange there are multiple people who regularly attempt to curse me through the Tumblr ask system.

#gif

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good evening (in vampire voice)

#terzo core