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slashingdisneypasta · 1 hour

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My mum on my sister asking to get more piercings: Look at me, I'm perfectly pure. No piercings, no nothing. Hannah's pure, too, Look at h-

Me: Nope. No. Do not lump me in with that, thats gross. Nope.

Her: But you are!-

Me: Noooooope. Nope. Nope.

*she drops it and we all continue talking*

*2 minutes layer*

Her: Can I mention my pure ears again?-

Me: I'm out. *leaves*

#its worth mentioning she had a glass of wine and was trying to conk herself out for sleep #but i do think she woulda thought that anyway. just not said it #yucky #and speaking from personal experience-#there's a lot worse you can do with your teenage years then stick some holes in your body.#as far as i'm concered- do whatever you want as long as its legal and consenual.#if you regret it you'll grow and get over it and be better later on #dye your hair crazy colours. cut it all off. pierce your tongue.#watch r rated movies. masturbate. dress in wierd and wonderful ways. try everything thats different.#figure out what you like and what you want #its worth it to have figured yourself out even if you look back and cringe or wince later.#edit: do whatever you want as long as its legal. consensual. and healthy/safe

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 hours

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Aghhh I wanna go on a trip so bad!!! I haven't been on an actual holiday since sometime before my Dad moved out, which was err... 6 years ago?? Possibly more??? (We used to go camping a lot ^^ I miss that ^^ ) I go to my grandma's sometimes, which is nice, but thats just 2 hours away and that city is pretty much home no.2 now 😅

I SO BADLY WANNA GO OVER SEAS!!! Canada, or Britain or Switzerland or something!! A railroad tour would be perfect for me 👌👌

But I think my first Adult holiday On My Own will probably be a weekend trip to Queensland (fly in one day, go out second day, fly out the third- i'd take a friday or a monday off work so i could make the most of it) or something 🤔 I went once when I was really little but all I remember is a dugong called Pig and cheeky dolphins at Sealand XD I would love to check out Warner Bros Movie World!!! Let me hug Sylvester <3 XD Plus they're getting a new Wizard of Oz Precinct!?? And if I go around Halloween they might have Friday the 13th, Beetlejuice, and E l m S t r e e t things!???

That'll probably be next year. I wanna save up obviously 😅 I am already so excited though XD I feel like it's actually possible!! It's not just a far off possibly-but-not-realistically.

#not me just word bleh-ing all over your dash about boring oersonal stuff 😅#i'm just excited 😄

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slashingdisneypasta · 16 hours

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Imagine Inkubus x Reader / Klaus Mikaelson x Caroline Forbes AU!!

"Are you going to kill me?" // "On your birthday?... Do you really think that low of me?" // "... Yes."

-"I'm too smart to be seduced by you." // "Well that's why I like you."

-"Its not a crime to love what you cannot explain."

-"Why am I always Inkubus bait!??" // "Because he's obsessed with you Y/N."

Y/N admitting that they are terrified of him and Inkubus being deeply, deeply unhappy about it. Like, why? He hasn't done anything to them, he's been very careful about that.

-"Perhaps one day, in a year... or even in a century, you'll turn up at my door and let me show you what the world has to offer."

Inkubus consistently turning up when Y/N needs help. Y/N going to Inkubus when they're scared without even thinking- being shocked when they realise this.

-"Yes, well, just know- if he had still been sired to me... he never would have hurt you. I wouldn't have let him."

-"Come on, get to know me." -> *Years later* -> "I happen to think you're someone worth knowing."

Y/N being the only one who knows Inkubus likes reading. Y/N reading a book he mentioned off hand- claiming they just thought it looked interesting, when someone asks about it.

-"He was your first love. I intend to be your last- however long it takes."

-"... I've caught myself wishing I could forget all the horrible things you've done."

Inkubus sneaking up on Y/N and forcing a hand over their mouth but squeezing a gentle hand on their arm. Its okay, its me, its okay, you're safe, he says and they immediately relax.

"So you don't regret meeting me?" // "... No."

Inkubus being fully prepared to wait until Y/N comes to him. He wont force them to be with him, he wants them to be willing. He wants them to want him as much as he wants them. So he'll stay away... but they just know, they can always come find him. He's not hiding.

"I think part of me has always known... you weren't the villain of my story."

!Bonus:

Y/N's friend: Where have you been?? Y/N, startled: ... -in the woods. *With their back against a tree and a certain demons mouth on theirs* ... I got lost.

#i need to write more inkubus/reader x klaroline stuff!!#if i dont then i'm gonna explode

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slashingdisneypasta · 17 hours

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Concept- turning bruises into hickey's/covering bruises with hickey's.

#this concept happened to me in a dream #no i dont want to talk about it because it was another celebrity and i'm UNCOMFPRTABLE-#but its a good concept XD gotta write it

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slashingdisneypasta · 1 day

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'When I win your heart Emma, and I will win it, it won't be because of any trickery. It will be because you want me.' from Once Upon A Time and 'I’m going to marry you… and it is not a mistake. Because we’re right for eachother, and I’m prepared to wait until you see it too' from Reign and 'I'm standing in one of my favourite places in the world. Surrounded by food, music, art, culture... and all I can think about is how much I want to show it to you. Maybe one day you'll let me.' from The Originals.

Morally grey love interests willing to wait as long as it takes for the person they truly want means so much to me--

#like?? can you b e a t it???#one of my earliest book ideas was a girl and a demon #and at the end he was gonna ask 'love me yet?' and she would say 'not yet'#and he would smile. 'thats okay. we have all the time in the world'#shout out to dolly and leo #I JUST LOVE THE CONCEPT #so so much 💕💕💕#Once Upon A Time #Reign #The Originals

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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Hello, can I ask for how long have you been writing?

Hi! I started fanfiction when I was like 12?? So 10 years. But before that I was writing little (unfinished) stories on paper. I'd still say 10 years though ^^

Why?

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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"A hero would sacrifice you to save the world... but a villain would sacrifice the world to save you."

#my heart #i'm really feeling in love with the gentlemanly pirate today XD <3 #Captain Hook #2003 Captain Hook #Captain Hook 2003 #gif #gifs #gif set #gifset

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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Imagine Captain Hook knocking on your window ready to take you to Neverland

#!!! my favourite ^^ <3 #Captain Hook #2003 Captain Hook #Captain Hook 2003 #not mine #not my work #not my art #Imagine

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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PETER PAN (2003) dir. P. J. Morgan

#'just like me'#oh #Captain Hook #2003 Captain Hook #Captain Hook 2003 #gif #gifs #gifset #gif set

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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Hi, Have you heard or seen this movie called Cherry Falls (2000 or 1999)? where it starred Brittany Murphy and The Killer instead of hunting horny teens, the killer hunts down virgins. I watched it and it was insane!!

No, I haven't! But it odes sounds really interesting!

Insane??? XDD I'm intrigued XD

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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Guess who is this? Annoying Anon that asks a lot 😎 tho I've been gone for weeks.

Got into DMD thanks to you! This books are super cool. Have you thought what would be your story if you were in them?

Annoying??? Anon nooooo! You're not at all annoying!

Oooh, interesting question! XD Have you?? What would be your story?

My story... hm... I can imagine being palace nursemaid or something 😅 XD I care for the servants children while they work all day- other than that I want to be pretty unnoticeable. Maybe a lower ranking nursemaid, not too pretty; unnoticeable. I don't want Dorothy, Scarecrow or the Lion to notice me especially 😅😅😅 But I would like a front row seat to the show XD

#this is less a story and more a concept XD but i'll develop it in my head more as i think about it ^^ thank you for the idea!

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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I’m actually about to watch it! And yes, she is a beaut, ain’t she? She also (as a Crone) kisses Snow White on the cheek; Once again, Lori’s getting hit with unwanted attention from a bad guy.

Hahaha XDD Opposite of what she gets in Man of the House XD

#AS A CRONE??#SHE GETS A KISS FROM HAG!EVIL QUEEN?#the list of things i need is gettin awfully long XD

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slashingdisneypasta · 2 days

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Shhh don't mind me, just stalking your blog for all that scrumptious Kai content-

Haha, theirs not a whole lot! XD But I hope you find something you like! ^^

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I’m recommending the movie Snow White A Tale Of Terror, with Sigourney Weaver as The Evil Queen. It’s one of two movies where Weaver co-stars with an Elm Street final girl.

You have my attention ^^