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INTENSE REVEAL: WHO IS THE RATFISH???

*dramatic music*

cut to….

(person I’ve never seen before in my life)

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zac is never beating the cat allegations

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fabian being like "hell yeah you too gorgug" after gorgug had sex with mary ann (i can't believe i just typed those words out and they're canon compliant) and gorgug being like you know i wasn't a virgin right really hits a fantastic part of gorgug's character for me. like i love you guys and love your bits and i would do anything for you but ive had a solid relationship for two years. while you guys were doing your "getting your kisses in" bullshit and hiding in the fridge because a cute person looked at you ive been with my girlfriend for two years. keep up

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guys remember when gorgug had apparently kissed the hangman 🤨 and now he has a thing for unit 🤨🤨 gorgug-machinelover-thistlespring fr

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I bet they used to sing along to worship songs in the back of the car on the way to church

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Look, if Brennan didn't want chaos at the table he wouldn't have answered Ally/Kristen's "Are you smoking a Juul?" with "Actually, it's crystal meth," and he would have let Emily's ridiculous tea setup go without adding in the bit about the matcha ceremony. He was fully escalating the ridiculousness along with the others, including when Ally made fifty offers along the way to deescalate instead.

Put another way: I would be moderately surprised if Brennan didn't realize that giving Kristen four shots at Divine Intervention made it essentially a coin-flip, because he's always running the numbers like that. What that spell did for him as a DM was move the party to the next phase of the fight now that the major dragons were down, save the time and logistics of steering the ship to Elmville, and give him a good wrap-up point for the episode. If he wanted it to go some other way, he could have done that; Divine Intervention is a DM's magic wand as much as it's anything else.

If that's not srs business enough for you, consider that a) this is the improv comedian liveplay show, and b) we haven't even gotten to the fight against our actual season antagonists yet.

That said: Emily, teapots exist. Seriously, what is this French press bullshit?

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The bit went a little too far

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Morning star

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#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy #fantasy high spoilers #fhjy spoilers #ankara #cassandra fantasy high

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tag yourself

All the corrupted namecards from Game Changer episode Deja Vu

#game changer

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The fact that Sklonda casually knows about the Society of Shadows retroactively makes Penny's whole dilemma in the Seven and all of Laertes' cloak and dagger shenanigans retroactively super funny. Like, she's having a whole existential crisis about never seeing her friends again and he's disguising himself as a scarecrow and a wooden duck and Sklonda is just like, huge air quotes, yeah the "SECRET SOCIETY".

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okay but i NEED fabian doing a full 180 once the baby is born and just being like. I Have To Be The Greatest Big Brother Ever

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rizbert i-have-to-follow-the-rules-or-who-am-i gukgak finally doing drugs bc a ghost teacher says she’ll lie to him if he doesn’t

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Absolutely not. Eugenia would offer but Penny would do sleight of hand to pretend smoke so she does what the teacher wants but doesn’t actually smoke

Queen of but theres a third option so I can have it all, right??

eugenia shadow continuing the unhinged energy of the society of shadows. do you think she and penny luckstone have smoked together?

#I love her but she is to uptight to smoke #she tried it once (from danielle) and decided shes too much of a control freak to be in an altered state #thats def not me projecting at allll #penny luckstone #the seven #fantasy high

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You Must Honor The Cock

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My friend and I have decided to pretend date to mess with our friends of the same name who date because my friend and I (platonically) flirt a lot and if we got together, we’d have the exact same story as the other couple

I am living out a fanfiction, I fear

#we’re going hard on the bit #both people in the other couple keep asking my friend what this relationship actually is #ao3 #archive of our own

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