sluttywonwoo

[sluttywonwoo]

Hey bestie, just wanna check in and see how you are after Maestro Wonwoo, because as a Wonwoo bias myself, I am severely unwell 🥴

thank you for checking in, unfortunately you’re too late and currently talking to my ghost

#answered #anon #ww

[sluttywonwoo]

did you get a scholarship

to hell? yeah man a full ride

#as the shirt says #answered #anon

[sluttywonwoo]

oh my GOD? i js read ur carrd and YOU READ CHLOE GONG?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? THESE VIOLENT DELIGHTS BOTY (book of the year don't get me wrong) I LOVE IT SM AAAAAAAAA

ur fav character 🎤🎤🎤

-🐉

(also marshall seo the man you are DAMN 😳)

ok so i skipped ahead to foul lady fortune without realizing HOW CONNECTED THEY WERE and the plot to the first ones was spoiled for me 😭 so still haven’t finished it, currently reading flf and am a big big fan of the characters there too

i really enjoyed juliet and celia in these violent delights but i’m way more interested in rosalind’s story in foul lady fortune so i feel like i can’t appreciate celia as much ://

#answered #anon #🐉 anon

[sluttywonwoo]

你说汉语吗？

no 😔 in my family the language died with my great grandmother

#she might���ve spoken it with her kids but they don’t remember any #i tried duolingo but quit when i lost my long ass streak bc i was so mad #answered #anon

[sluttywonwoo]

cowboy hat stays ON

#my friend took this of me when we went out for my birthday #lol we had a little too much fun #sluttythots #mon visage

[sluttywonwoo]

In a totally not weird freaky fan way i want to be friends with Vernon 😭 like he really is just some dude™️ idk something about his personality is so intriguing to me and I’d love to just sit down and shoot the shit with him

my fear with that is that he wouldn’t find me funny

#answered #anon #vn

[sluttywonwoo]

Fuck the neighbours or *fuck* the neighbours?

#that is the question #you’ll find out tomorrow (hopefully) #answered #anon #fuck the neighbors

[sluttywonwoo]

SEASON TWO LET’S GOOO

hong woojin

love the heat | you indulge your boyfriend in his biggest fantasy

dirty desires | coming soon!

riding him

kim geonwoo

nothing yet!

#AKSJSHSHSH

[sluttywonwoo]

🤭

#sluttythots #fuck the neighbors

[sluttywonwoo]

I am of the humble opinion that boo seungkwan and yoon jeonghan would absolutely love the real housewives franchise

their house always has an episode on, sometimes they host watch parties

#answered #anon #jh #sk

[sluttywonwoo]

ur profile pic is so cute I wanna hug him :((((

he’s the cutest :(( peak joshie pic

#answered #anon #js

[sluttywonwoo]

this is totally me projecting but I feel like 95 line (more cheol and shua) are definitely the type to be like “ugh I hate reality tv,,, it rots your brain 🤓🙄” but when their s/o is watching it they totally get sucked in 😭

no you’re absolutely on to something…. they’d be curious at first like “what are you watching?” and when you tell them they’re all indignant about it and wander off to do their own thing… until they start to miss you and rejoin you on the couch only to cuddle!! they’re not paying attention to the garbage on the tv. you’re having parallel play time, where you’re watching your show and they’re playing a game on their phone or reading a book…. until they realize they’ve been unintentionally listening in the whole time and suddenly have emotional stake in the outcome— they’d start asking you questions and making comments and instead of teasing them for getting sucked in, you’d answer earnestly and weigh in with your own opinions, just happy to enjoy something together

#personally my favorites are like survivor and the amazing race ajshshs #answered #anon #sc #jh #js

[sluttywonwoo]

thank u dk i owe you my life

#boyfies!! #kaili line #sluttythots

[sluttywonwoo]

i'd sell my soul to have the chance to pull jihoon's hair while pegging him😕

completely normal sentence to read before noon on a monday morning

#i get it tho #answered #anon #wz

[sluttywonwoo]

naur how did he GET BIGGER

https://x.com/deerlyjoshu/status/1784501663094788172

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THE VEIN ON HIS ARM

#answered #anon #js #safe link

[sluttywonwoo]

WHYYYYYYYY hwyyyyyy WHY https://x.com/grapefruitx95/status/1784592305154035868

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my thoughts exactly

#answered #anon #js #safe link

[sluttywonwoo]

just checking in to see how u doin after the comeback (‘bounce for me’ EXCUSE ME)

nvm it was bounce with me 😭 BUT STILL

i heard “bounce on me” but either way the implication is still there!!!

anyway i’m very unwell, as i assume you’d expect bc WONWOO?!?!? i need to go lie down in the road

#answered #anon