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(gripping the skink with both hands, pale and feverish, sweating and shaking as I look at myself in the mirror) “killing a character is a valid writing choice that can be a crucial plot mechanic and lend beauty and depth to the story as a whole” (wretches up blood into the sink) “even when it’s my favorite character”

#noo dont kill him #comic

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Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

#animals #video #dogs

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as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

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reddit is having a glitch where it puts the wrong captions over photos and it’s the only thing i care about right now

#some of these were so legit that i struggled to find the issue

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Not what I expected coming from John Green

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telling a joke on tumblr is fun but watch out! if it gets over 1000 notes your joke is automatically exposed to people who have never once heard a joke in their life.

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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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we named it the computer mouse because it fit so comfortably in our hands and it reminded us of ancient times where our ancestors put their palms over the backs of cave mice and shuffled them across the ground to move the cursor on their cave wall mounted gaming monitors

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It's a unique type of frustration when you agree that a character is deeply flawed but other people keep missing what's actually wrong with them and assigning them new flaws that they don't even have it's like free my man he did none of that. He did a bunch of other shit tho.

#he not a stuck up fun-hating prick #he a serial killer tho

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"He wouldn't say that" in a 'fic author trying to use terms of endearment in a language they clearly do not understand' kind of way

#hirschkuh... #takes notes #lets see if that gets me laid lmao 😂

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Godzilla takes a nap in the Colosseum GODZILLA X KONG: THE NEW EMPIRE (2024)

#oooohhhh babyyyy 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #thats it now i have to watch it