im going to (remembers i cant kill myself) fix my heart and build an altar where it swells
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purpose of this poll: basically im wondering if my gran having a pistol was a typical american experience
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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.
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Helen Oyeyemi, from “White Is for Witching”
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Hello fellow sloppy bisexuals how is not putting away the laundry going
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The steam library really is the gamers refrigerator. I keep checking to see if there's anything I want to play. I have games. I have plenty of games. There's nothing i want to play
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My favorite part of college is the bog full of poison
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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carbs are my best friends actually. i love rice and pasta and potato and bread and i don’t think “evil food” exists
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I thought I was late to my appointment at the ADHD clinic but the ADHD clinic knows their clients well and the appointment reminded me to be here at 1:30 when my appointment was actually at 2:00.
Me: oh good I'm actually on time! :)
Me, realizing why and being overcome by the mortifying ordeal of being known: >:/
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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule
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what is your most controversial video game hot take? 🎮🎮🎮
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