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I am NOT a fungus I do NOT like it damp humid I don’t creeping around the walls. Im not mold
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Frog blinks at you but like 20% cooler
Hmmmm I would need to know how cool frog blinking is prior to the coolness adjustment to get a good estimate on your coolness levels BUT THANKS!!!!!!
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do you like mircoplastics
love consuming them yum !
Oh boy oh boy you bet I do!!!
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Do a quiz type challenge? <°D
Lie truth or dare and if they lie they loose the challenge?
-Tape Annon
Hmm.....
I would not be able to know if they were lying or not!
Unless I put more microchips in them.
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Hey I'd like to know some of your opinions!
Says me, HOSTY, who wants to get to know its beloved cohosts more closely!!
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Helloooo everybody my name is markeplier
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Meeooowwww
Hello, nice to Meet Mew!
Like "meet you" but I said Mew instead of you
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what would happen if coolshake melted and i drank coolshake- 💜
I think they would die if that happened!
And taste pretty bad too. Melted shakes are too drippy. Yuck!!
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could i inquire as to. what the new entity tastes like
-strawberry cohost
Yes you can!
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hii hosty!! glad to see you're doing better!! are you planning on showing the new person around first or introducing them to the contestants? :O
- froggy co-host
Absolutely!!!
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HAHAHAAAAA YOU CANT STOP ME!!!!! IM GOING TO LICK FLAME MARTINI HAHAHAHAA- OW OUTHH THAT HURTS OWWW
Yeah! Don't!
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Frog blinks at you
Parking meter blinks at you!
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If you're going to take one of their limbs, could you at least provide the materials to keep them from dying after? Like a first aid kit and bandages and whatnot
- Kairos Cohost
Ooohhh that's a good idea why didn't I think of that sooner!!!!
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Well I've survived a very long time with NO limbs!!!!
It can't be that hard?
It's kind of inconvenient to only have one hand
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Would you eat an onion if you could?
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-Tape Annon
I can! And I would.
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I can't just MAKE another one. I could GET another one, though.
It's kind of inconvenient to only have one hand
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