#$0.08

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Pallid Mycoderm

Artist: Jim Nelson TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$0.08 #jim nelson #pallid mycoderm #modern masters #creature #fungus

[tolerateit]

i have to remind myself to breathe sometimes. | im all apart.

#meg talks #the bear #Succession #Kendall Roy #carmy berzatto #For what it's worth kendall wouldn't make it 0.08 seconds as a chef but they have that sadness in their eyes I can't stop thinking about #jeremy allen white #jeremy strong #mine*

[fredwkong]

Even though Mexican is winning can we please see Japanese or just see more Asian tfs?

Seems like someone decided to be a bossy boy. You'll have the chance to see Japanese even if it doesn't win, as long as you ask for it after I post the next segment.

As for Asian tfs, I'll do more when I feel inspired to. There will be more of every kind of tf I've written, I promise. If you like, you can message me some inspo pics and send me other polite messages like a good boy. But bad, bossy boys who try and rush me don't get to do that, do they? I have zero tolerance for bossiness from my boys.

You're finding it hard to think, aren't you? That's okay, maybe taking a whiff of your sweaty armpits will help? Wow, you're absolutely pouring sweat, and your muscles are looking really pumped. I love how smooth and perfect your skin is, and that sweat really makes it shine. Those white briefs you're wearing are looking really overstuffed. Maybe all your brains went in there? Yeah, you think with your dick now, just like a good Vietnamese hunk. All you need to worry about is keeping your hair and muscles perfect, and getting dicked down as often as possible. Now you're a good boy ;)

#male transformation #mental change #answered ask #muscle tf #reality change #dumber tf #race change #asian tf #vietnamese tf #please don't send me asks telling me what tfs i should do #if you send asks with the topic you want there's a good chance i'll fill it #i'm doing this for fun and you are not paying me #we can talk more once I'm getting $0.08/word #all fwkong

[jimdwightcentral]

#jwight #schrupert #office tv #jim dwight #jim halpert #jim&dwight #jim x dwight #jim and dwight #dwight schrute #original post #ep: 9x09 #date: apr 2023 #it took me for fucking ever to choose the right delay #0.07 was too fast and 0.08 was too slow #ended up mixing them

[raininyourblackeyes]

Minerva and Nikita should be a mile ahead 😒

#how are they only 0.08 points ahead feels like a joke #hase/volodin #figure skating #worlds 2024

[penumbraphantasm]

hi, im finally a 100% map completer 🤪

#my last 0.08% was caves with multiple entrances lol #specifically lanayru road east cave and walnot mountain cave #in case anyone gets stuck like me lol #capchat #totk spoilers

[shanghaigp]

can’t even make fun of ferrari strategy anymore when mclaren exists

#the softs for the first 0.08 laps #formula one #f1 #miami gp 2023 #mclaren f1 #oscar piastri #lando norris

[howls-memeing-castle]

I should be allowed to use commas in the tags

Not for grammar, just the commas that are actually breath marks or caesuras

#tumblr dot website I will even pay you like $0.08 for this feature #as a bribe

[wumblr]

jeff bezo being like "i'm going to give away money" because his ex wife made him look bad and then saying "it's really hard" (which is surprisingly enough exactly mackenzie scott said, except that she said it after having given money to over a thousand preexisting organizations) and appearing with his girlfriend for an interview like it wasn't even his whole own idea this time although you might be inclined to think it was some kind of revenge thing, inventing a foundation with his name on it "to combat climate change" when he is personally one of the world's largest producers of unnecessary product packaging and one of the worst with regards to union busting and extreme wage exploitation, and then walking up to dolly parton and handing her a hundred million dollars like "do you know what to do with this??" is beyond parody

#100m is 0.08% of his fortune btw

[dullanyan]

why decimals for measurements????

0.08 cups??!?

#i guess bc the recipe was for 4 and i made the site adjust it to 1 #instead of using fractions or something it decides to tell me 0.08 cups. ok. #(which is like 1 1/4 tbsp after researching.) #mawcie.txt

[obstinatecondolement]

Jazzed up the Google Sheet I use as a music practice log a bit while I was setting it up for December. I actually understand the syntax of the formula I stole off Reddit from someone else's practice spreadsheet now.

#I added some new columns #so I could sum the amount of time spend on cello voice and theory separately #and I changed the colours of the columns in different sections so they were more visually distinct #also added conditional formatting to my sum columns #so that the text shows up as red yellow or green depending on how much practice I've done that day #and the formula I mentioned is basically just an if statement #that rounds the sum of the number of minutes I've spent practicing divided by 60 to two decimal places #so I can see what I've done in hours as opposed to minutes #going by my february numbers (which is the last time I was logging practice time consistently) I used to top out at about 0.85 hours #and that was all my practice summed together instead of separated out #my goal is 20 minutes each of voice and cello and 5 minutes theory a day #so 0.75 hours #or 0.33 and 0.33 and 0.08 (ish) #we're rounding here folks #sorry I know this is all incredibly boring to anyone other than me #and arguably my cello teacher #but I think it's pretty fun

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Solar Blast

Artist: Greg Staples TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

#mtg #magic the gathering #tcg #$0.08 #greg staples #solar blast #onslaught #instant

[queenlua]

god, i was riding the most absolutely glorious high of finally not only defeating, but obliterating, the Area 6 boss

...only to get my ass completely handed to me by Star Wolf three times in a row lmao

(his team can can block charged shots now?  as a certain lupine villain once said: what the heck)

anyway yeah this game sure knows how to keep me humble

#lua replays star fox 64 #update: on try 4 i was able to kill... leon. just leon #two tries later i was able to defeat the whole squad but like. it was slow. it was embarrassing. it was *bad* #just me and wolf repeatedly looping around each other b/c suddenly i can't aim for shit and get 0.08 hits in per sighting #meanwhile falco sits in a corner wondering wtf my problem is #SO glad my husband's out of town so he didn't have to witness that sorry-ass display #(note to self: in the future do NOT let peppy die in area 6 oh geez)

[logangarfield]

My Wifi provider: We offer up to 500mps :)

Us: Can we have that?

Them: Oh, no, you get 25mps :) with a spotty connection on perfectly good days :)

#it's 2023 i am begging providers to just like....................idk provide us with internet #t mobile is like we're available to 99.2% of people in your area! #we are the 0.08% #whenever we got to verizon for something they're like 'hey you should switch to our wifi!" #and then we say it isn't available where we live and then they ALWAYS look at us like WE'RE the insane ones???? #then they look up our address and we watch the joy escape their face #trust me pal you're not the only sad about you losing a sale today i've been mad about it 15 years #we lost wifi for no reason and now that it's back it's so bad i can't upload a jpg please #about me

[faleve]

Mother and child

#nostAlgic #A/Allan #yume nikki fangame #ynfg #my own stuff #this is version 0.07 #I don't think this is present anymore in version 0.08

[xx-ames-xx]

xfinity pls let me upload for 1k follower thing

#wdym my upload speed is 0.08 mbps rn