#/THERE'S A BOOK?? YESSS

[keeps-ache]

watched Pride and Prejudice and Zombies 👍

#just me hi #i've gotta make up for this one post w/ one nonsense one on artstreet now but SBSHVFJSBHJBVFAJHVF #/THERE'S A BOOK?? YESSS #/it was SO SO fun !!! #only disappointed with maybe one or two odd things and the fact that i didn't see darcy improve in the slightest bit. but it was So so fun #it was awesomeeee :DDD #i don't have much else to say because my brain is full of gummy worms where my neurons should be but Yea :DD #//watched that with my brothers and then followed it up with I‚ Frankenstein :/ #bad move man hsbhfbsd #i hoped it'd be a little sillier but that's okay. you know what's Not okay? the fact that adam cut his hair #he looked FINE and then they MASSACRED my boy fhsbhf #//WAIT i wasn't done w/ p.a.p.a.z they put darcy in a black leather jacket and he wore it to his WEDDINGGGGG #throw that man OUT he cannot be salvaged #shoutout to women forever by the way. oh my stars #but OHHHH MANNN they did him so wrong. so dirty #they didn't even style his Hair i can't take him seriously #he's a mess. okay <3 #//back to adam #:( his hair :( #he looked so nice. why would you subject him to.. That #i can put up with the dark drab they constantly put these poor people in but i draw the line at the hair. please make a law abt it #/also may i have another opinion please? yes okay.. i am Kind Of Disappointed with how they did the ladies!! #i won't get into why bc Man. Man‚ Brother. Oh Brother but yea hfshdb #//okay. i am now going back into my hole now hfbshd #/6 posts :3

[sbeep]

Unshroud the indellible truth, my devoted, no matter how many veils may hide it.🕯️

The Book of Devotion's kickstarter is now live and I'm THRILLED to be a part of the project!

#art zine #Book of Devotion #paladins clerics and gods oh yesss

[money-and-dandellions]

I am totally fine

...Lester, who saw that Meg was like him, while observing her and her Beast...

...(and who didn't admit to himself, that he had a Beast too)...

...Meg who was so scared and worried out of her mind that Lester is in dander and is going to die in the cave of Trophonius that she kept trying to catch his attention and started singing in order to guarantee his safety...

...Lester, who selflessly agreed to give his life only if Meg is going to live; and then proceeded to put himself under risk of being suffocated...

...Meg who was helplessly watching how [her] dummy stabbed himself in the heart and fell limb (I am sure that for a second she was not sure if it was the end or not)...

...Lester who watched people he knew only for a few hours were killed for his sake, clearly not understanding why they would sacrifice themselves for him ("and, for some reason, Jason Grace decided that I would not die today too")...

...Meg, who was watching how her best friend was dying from poison; she didn't want him to die, she cried because she didn't want him to die...

...Lester who helped her to kill her Beast Nero... (I am sure that he is very proud of this achievement of hers)

...Lester, who promised her to come back, no matter what, because the sun always comes back...

Apollo, who did.

They, who became each other's family, because their families are shit (not all of the people/gods).

#lester papadopoulos #toa #meg mccaffrey #sunflower siblings #apollo #pjo #love them #they literally saved each other in different ways #they are ready to kill and die for eachother #and live #i think that lester would die for a cute puppy (who wouldn't) #or maybe he has depression #i think he has #yeah #trauma why not #i want to see them making each other hot chocolate at 2am in the kitchen cause they couldn't fall asleep #OR it was between 4th and 5th books abd they stopped at a gas station #at night and bought themselves hot chocolate #yesss #i need an additional book about that month? of them traveling through usa #siblings #i will find a way to dive into Lester's/Apollo's issues #and Lester's depression #because (headcanon) i am sure that it was not only depression but some sort of of e.d. (eating disorder) due to stress #or body dysphoria #but it is a headcanon #live to picture my trauma onto some beautiful losers of whom i am very-very proud #OH abd both of them grew mentally #i am proud of them

[justasmallgirl]

So one thing about me is I love reading and I just got some new books I want to read. I saw a post about this and now I can’t get it out of my mind - one of my current fantasies is reading a book whilst being teased and eaten out.

Like maybe I was already reading when you found me or you gave me my book deliberately, either way.

Start by just teasing me as I’m reading and making me blush. Kiss my neck, grope me and we both now how stubborn I am so I’ll try to continue reading at first. But once I put the book down and try to kiss you, place the book back in my hands and tell me I have to read it out loud.

I reluctantly agree because you say you’ll stop if I don’t. Keep teasing me and once I start squirming put your fingers in my underwear to see how wet I am and tease me about it.

“That was quick.” “Does reading really make you this wet?” “Such a slut.” “I barely have to touch you and you’re soaking.”

Then say something like “I guess if I got you this wet then I should probably do something about it.”

Move down to in between my legs, kiss and suck my thighs until I’m really begging and shaking. Warn me you’ll stop if I stop reading and then eat me out, but take your time. Being made to keep reading whilst your mouth is on me, but I have to read it out loud to you and told to start sentences again when I stumble or gasp because of what you’re doing.

But you don’t stop, you don’t let me off that easily and you keep going while taunting me.

“Speak up baby.” “I thought you wanted to read.” “I can’t hear what you’re saying over your pathetic moans.” “Maybe I should give you a break so you can collect yourself before we continue.” “Louder, I can’t hear you.”

Don’t let me cum until I’ve finished reading a chapter…or two.

#lesbian nsft #fuck yesss #bi nsft #k1nk #overstim nsft #wet and needy #nsft concept #nsft humiliation #spank my bum #always wet #bondge sex #i need this #nsft #whor3 #books & libraries #cumslvt #humiliation kink #oversharing #dumb wh0re #asks open #send dirty asks #wlw smut #mine #send me asks #degradation. #humiliation. #inspection.

[hanzajesthanza]

dressed elegantly. this will never leave my head. the implications of this.

because geralt and his company, they saddled up, left beauclair, travelled through mountains and frozen blizzards and downpours and muddy sod for two to three months. you need to pack outfits for that. you need to plan your gear.

what was the rest of the company wearing? what did they pack for this long journey? they packed practically, dressed warmly for the frozen journey of january, february, march. geralt wore a wolf-skin cloak, a scarf, a shawl… milva wore a fox-fur kalpak, angoulême wore a hat with a pompom and a sheepskin coat. cahir’s dress isn’t mentioned, but he must have been dressed similarly, because he rubs his hands briskly together and were he not dressed warmly he otherwise would have frozen to death. regis’ dress isn’t mentioned, but it is mentioned that he’s immune to the freezing temperature. so, i mean, it doesn’t matter what he’s wearing in this scene, maybe a regular outfit.

but at stygga. dressed elegantly.

so you’re telling me that. regis packed his things in preparation for their flight from beauclair, went to his quarters after geralt explained to him the satisfactory reasons they were leaving, and went,

“alright, time to prepare for this long and dangerous journey that will conclude in a great clash between our forces and the kidnappers of ciri. the end of our quest. the final journey. and a dangerous road awaits us, with snow still blocking the passes, frost and white all around. a grand fight and conflict awaits us. what gear should i prepare, what should i wear for this expedition, what kinds of clothing should i pack.”

and then he went:

“you know, i want to look fucking good ✨ when we get there 💅🏻🦇”

imagine the final preparation before they approach castle stygga. geralt sees the castle hewn out of the cliffside, effortlessly noticing every detail from far away, seeing like an eagle with his mutated eyes. and like an eagle, compelled to swoop down and snatch vilgefortz like a fish. ordering the company forward, declaring they’ve made it. this is the moment they have all been waiting for. everyone has been waiting such a long time for this. they prepared everything.

they wait until midnight. angoulême eagerly unsheathes and whets her long sabre, swings her axe around with predatory glee. cahir fits the plate armor and winged officer’s helmet he scavenged from a small nilfgaardian dispatch that they ran into extorting caravista for tax. milva tightens the same worn, polished leather bracer that she’s always had on her left arm, and mutters as she fixes her spiralled arrow fletchings over boiling water. geralt, with nothing left to do, paces and breathes, wondering where the hell regis has gone.

just then, regis walks out from behind an outcropping of rock, eyes glinting with cat-like light, in his “elegant” outfit, absolutely slaying that shit, and all his friends look at him absently like. “what the hell are you wearing. where the fuck did you get that. you packed that? you planned your outfit for the final battle, you planned this outfit in advance three months ago?” to which he counters, “well, three months isn’t very long at all,” and they’re like, “this is the preparation you made? we thought you left to do some secret vampire rituals or whatever. or to reckon with yourself for the severe violence we’re about to inflict.” and he’s like “no, i just wanted to make sure i was dressed nicely for the occasion”

#witcher 3 keira metz’s ‘if i’m to die i should look smashing for the occassion’ should really go to book regis i think that’s canon for him #also my headcanon would be that he looses his hair and takes his glasses off #kind of like in a movie where a nerd girl has a glow up and walks down the staircase at the end with her glasses off and hair down #and the boy she’s dating is at the bottom of the stairs like ‘wow… i didn’t know …’ #except the boy in this situation is geralt #however it’s less of a cute thing of ‘haha where’d the cute nerdy girl go’ and more of like. um. where is the kind barber surgeon i know #because if you exist quietly and sense the night around you and pay close attention to the moonlight #there are some kind of powerful unknown dark energies brewing and swirling around their group now like fog #he laughs and smiles and he does not purse his lips. and his hair is becoming tangled in the wind #and geralt’s like. who the fuck did i bring to stygga castle. lmao #angouleme: yesss slay uncle | regis: [nods head solemnly] we certainly are | angouleme: noooo like SLAYYYY 🔥🔥🔥 #bruh your drip is straight fire 🔥💯 #the witcher books #txt #emiel regis #regis #book: lady of the lake #headcanons

[wrishwrosh]

inheritance law the sexiest and juiciest driver of genre situations…..primogeniture and coverture my two best best plot devices

#shifting to historical romance mode #something genuinely fascinating abt the tension of a genre where the successful fulfillment of the plot #means your main character losing legal personhood #like yesss lets grapple with thatttt #also on a lighter note im always on the lookout for books about paperwork and chores

[sinnerzforsaintz]

@sinnerzforsaintz (Lucifer to Alastor) "So, I gotta be honest. I thought if something happened to your mic, you wouldn't be able to talk. Because of that radio reverb you got going. But even snapped in half, it made no difference....?"

"Of course not! That would be ridiculous. My mic is merely for show and I have full control over everything with or without it." He nearly called Lucifer an idiot but managed to keep himself from using those exact words at least. Whether he was being honest or not was a completely different story however.

@sinnerxroulette

#ask starter #sinnerxroulette #yesss lucifer #alastor things #this bitch called him every name in the book internally xD

[hella1975]

‘oh you have a new interest? thank god you’re being normal about it and not spending all your money-’ SHUT UP. CLASSICS SECTION IN THE CHARITY SHOP DOWN THE ROAD

#okay oresteia was £8 online and i regret nothing #but the fact i was like yesss oresteia let’s go!!! and then blacked out in the classics section and somehow managed to bag the other two #and now i have antigone oedipus electra and the satyr plays…. girl… #£2 EACH FOR THOSE TWO BOOKS BTW!!! and the guy working the bookshop was rlly knowledgeable about it #he was like ‘are you studying or just interested’ that is a VERY SORE SUBJECT BEST FRIEND #but he was so sweet I was like nah im an econ student he was like ‘you will have such broad knowledge now with both!’ #like yea okay 😭 and then he kinda started mansplaining about astronomy of all things for a bit #and another man joined in and I was like i truly cannot tell if youse are talking to me like this bc im young or bc im a girl #but for the sake of a nice interaction im willfully ignoring the second option in favour of the first #<3333 #OH and the copy of the satyr plays is kinda worn which is my fave thing about 2nd hand books like I LOVE when u can tell they’ve been read #and I bought sticky notes bc im planning to fully sit and annotate these as if i actually am studying them #i feel like im at school again but in a good way this is so fun like i remember why I used to enjoy learning #and didn’t feel thick as shit all the time and drained of all joy. lol. lmao even #hella goes to uni

[menlove]

what they don't tell u abt getting into academia is sometimes getting a huge pile of books from amazon about one very niche topic for free can feel like christmas

#me like the sickos haha yesss comic as i get 10 books about the ugaritic texts monotheism and yahwism #religious studies rambling

[kabeddon]

just spent an entire hour compiling references for me to print later...

Jun Mochizuki's works first, everything else slowly comes later.... :D

#just got an A4 book dedicated for references #yESSS I couldve used gdrive/docs but i dont wanna #i want physical copy easier for me to look at for some reason

[psy-ay-ay]

they haven't even told me the rukia renji past story and i am already getting sucked in

#yesss fight for rukia because you both love her so much #okay but like renji loving rukia so much but he CAN'T go against soul society so the only thing he can do for rukia is kill the guy that go #her into this position and ichigo loving rukia so much that he HAS TO SAVE HER because she is there because of him #also i am such a sucker for the childhood friends to estranged (sorta or enemies or ripped apart by something you get it) trope #so i was waiting on my knees for the rukia renji backstory #yes yes i started watching bleach for ichiruki but did you see the ethereal way renji saw rukia visions when he collapsed #idk man i am having fun #ichigo kurosaki #renji abarai #rukia kuchiki #renruki #<- just for book keeping #bleach live watch #bleach #also the soundtrack is just so good for me #ep 32

[idontknowwhatimdoinghere240]

Hi guys, I know this isn't bully related content but I just wanted to post this video of Elder Cunningham dancing in the BOM Spanish production

Let me tell you that this adaptation was amazing

#book of mormon #elder cunningham #elder price #nabulungi hatimbi #BOM #Book of mormon spain #YESSS ARNOLD BREAK IT DOWN

[batrachised]

i want you to know that I previously owned all the L M Montgomery books EXCEPT blue castle, and I have just ordered Blue Castle. Please never stop filling my dash with this stuff <3

#MWAHAHAH yesss yessss #let the love of the blue castle flow through you #lm montgomery #blue castle book club #as daydreaming and procrastination says we will build this fandom from the ground UP! #in all seriousness I'M SO EXCITED I NEED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK ONCE YOU READ IT!

[fishslappping]

aaaah the scenes with Louis and Claudia talking telepathically in front of Lestat are soooo manically and painfully delicious after seeing that interview mentioning how Lestat can hear them

#THE SLIGHT SIDE EYE AT ‘don’t do something he would do’ aaaaaaah #and how his expression and demeanor change yesss #also obsessed with how he’s upset about Claudia not wearing an outfit he bought her #stifling controlling turning everyone into a doll !!! terrible man I love him #text post tag #iwtv #I really love that change from the books it adds so much more JUICE. #…..also……I don’t…..I don’t have it playing…….again……….im not watching…..again

[garbagequeer]

the only girl i'll ever love is andrew in drag ass day today -> 😁

#11am wake up. put on castiel outfit. go to my lesbian reading club. talk to the lesbians comma middle aged #they compliments my outfit. i think i dont have time to explain why i (femme) wore this today. i say yeah im doing butch today #they go yesss girl fluidity slay. but it's castiel. #see my friend she compliments my outfit. i pull up castiel image on my phone. she goes oooh cause he was gay right? RIGHT #we talk shit crazy amounts of shit talked. friend leaves wishing me a good castiel fag day #i run into people from my other book club in line for the magnetic fields #magnetic fields play. singer stays a while signing stuff. and the only thing i have on me is giovanni's room #great use of 12 hours #look its my face

[blueorangemusic]

"'Boys seem to have lots of good times, but they're often obliged to be killed! Girls don't have as many good times I believe, but they have lovely hair!'"

Part 1, Princess Floralinda and the Forty-Flight Tower

#quotes #moira quirk's narration is great #feeling ready to brave Gideon the Ninth after this #which she also narrated yesss! #this is by the way my brain-dead-on-the-train-home audiobook #in parallel with my comfy-on-the-couch-with-intact-brain book which is Tress of the Emerald Sea