So I had nothing to do in my cage I stumbled upon a Ruth Paul’s Drag//Race Simulator and I couldn’t resist to make my muses go through it. Yes, they all would DEFINITELY compete, I don’t make the rules. Brace yourselves because it’s quite a RIDE.
𝟏𝐒𝐓 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:LIP-SYNC SMACKDOWN! The queens will lip-sync in duos and split according to who wins and who loses! The losers will be fake eliminated and placed in the Porkchop Lounge. The highlights were:
Xue Yang and Moran will lipsync… The lip-sync song is… I Don't Care by Icona Pop! Moran, shantay you stay! Xue Yang, you're getting the porkchop…
Kanda Yu and Kuai Liang will lipsync. The lip-sync song is... Vroom Vroom by Charlie XCX! Kuai Liang, shantay you stay! Kanda Yu, you're getting the porkchop...
Wyrm, Runyu and Gwi will lipsync...The lip-sync song is... Triste com T by Pabllo Vittar! Wyrm, shantay you stay! Runyu and Gwi, you're getting the porkchop...
𝟐𝐃𝐍 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:RUMIX! Make a verse and a coreography for one of RuPaul's singles!!
Kuai Liang, Nyx, condragulations, you're the Top 2 of the week!
Nobody is going home tonight! The Top 2 will now lip-sync... for the win! The lip-sync song is... Burning Up by Madonna!
Nyx, you're a winner baby!
𝟑𝐑𝐃 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:RUMIX! Make a verse and a coreography for one of RuPaul's singles!!
Zack, Moran, condragulations, you're the Top 2 of the week!
Nobody is going home tonight! The Top 2 will now lip-sync… for the win! The lip-sync song is… Till the World Ends by Britney Spears!
Zack, you're a winner baby!
𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:DESIGN! The queens will do outfits with trash.
Wyrm, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Kanda Yu, Giyu, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Valerie by Amy Winehouse!
Condragulations, shantay you both stay!!
𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:DESIGN! The queens will do outfits with items inspired by past Drag Race contestants.
Kuai Liang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Zack, Kanda Yu, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Now That I Found You by Carly Rae Jepsen!
Zack, shantay you stay! Kanda Yu, sashay away...
𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:ACTING! The queens will act in a 60's inspired film about phone apps.
Shen, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Giyu, Runyu, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Burning Up by Madonna!
Giyu, shantay you stay! Runyu, sashay away...
𝟕𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:DANCE GROUP! The queens will participate in a dance number about Ruth Paul's biography.
Gwi, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Zack, Wyrm I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Friday by Rebecca Black! I've made my decision.
Zack, shantay you stay! Wyrm, sashay away...
𝟖𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:ROAST! The queens will participate in a roast about comedy.
Junior, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Nyx, Gwi I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Causing A Commotion by Madonna!
Nyx, shantay you stay! Gwi, sashay away...
𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:RUSICAL! The queens will do a musical about cancel culture.
The queens will bring it to the runway! The theme is: butch. Kuai Liang, Moran, slayed the runway!
Kuai Liang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Nyx, Shen, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Mesmerized by Faith Evans!
Nyx, shantay you stay! Shen, sashay away...
𝟏𝟎𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:DANCE! The queens will participate in a dance number about Drag Race.
Xue Yang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Moran, Allen I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... No More Drama by Mary J. Blige!
Moran, shantay you stay! Allen, sashay away...
𝟏𝟏𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:SNATCH GAME! The queens will do funny celebrity impersonations!
Junior, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Razputin, Jin Ling I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Buttons by The Pussycat Dolls!
Razputin, shantay you stay. Jin Ling, sashay away...
𝟏𝟐𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:ACTING! The queens will act in a 80's inspired film about cancel culture.
Junior, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Nyx, Zach, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... New Attitude by Patti LaBelle!
Nyx, shantay you stay! Zack, sashay away...
𝟏𝟑𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:COMEDY! The queens will participate in a comedy routine about a popular TV series.
Razputin, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Xue Yang, Nyx, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Knock On Wood by Amii Stewart!
Xue Yang, shantay you stay! Nyx, sashay away...
𝟏𝟒𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:MAKEOVER! The queens will make everyday people their drag sisters!
Xue Yang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Razputin, Moran, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Oh No! by MARINA!
Razputin, shantay you stay! Moran, sashay away...
𝟏𝟓𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:COMEDY! The queens will participate in a comedy routine about crime.
Xue Yang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Junior, Giyu, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Say My Name by Tove Styrke!
Junior, shantay you stay! Giyu, sashay away...
𝟏𝟔𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:THE BALL! The queens will bring three looks to the runway! The themes are: Executive realness, Rainbown, ICE QUEEN
Kuai Liang, slayed the runway (obviously)!
Kuai Liang, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Xue Yang, Razputin, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Kill The Lights by Alex Newell!
Xue Yang, shantay you stay! Razputin, sashay away...
𝟏𝟕𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:LIP-SYNC SMACKDOWN for returning queen! The highlights were:
Zack and Moran will lip-sync The lip-sync song is… Barbie Girl by Aqua! Moran, condragulations, you'll proceed to the next stage!
Moran, condragulations, you can return to the competition!
𝟏𝟖𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:MONOLOGUE! The queens will make a one woman show for a live audience!
Moran, condragulations, you're the winner of today's challenge!
Xue Yang, Kuai Liang, I'm sorry my dears but you are up for elimination. The lip-sync song is... Turn The Beat Around by Vicky Sue Robinson! I've made my decision.
Xue Yang, shantay you stay. Kuai Liang, sashay away...
𝟏𝟗𝐓𝐇 𝐄𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐎𝐃𝐄:THE FINALE! Our Top 3 will participate in a music video for Ruth Paul's newest single!
Moran, I'm sorry my dear but it's not your time. I must ask you to sashay away…
Junior and Xue Yang, this is your last chance to prove yourself. It's time for you to lipsync.. for the CROWN!! The lip-sync song is… Dancing Queen by ABBA!
Ladies, I've made my decision.
The Next Drag Superstar is... 𝐉𝐔𝐍𝐈𝐎𝐑 !!
Now prance, my queen!
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