#'he's not even enrolled???'

[hey-hamlet]

Oh, the canine guardian au is so cute. How involved is Izuku in the classes? Does he listen to the teachers, even tho he can't do the schoolwork?

Him biting through a steel beam after Direct Eyecontact is so funny, does he join the heroics lessons with his quirk after that?

He listens to classes! He's trying his best to be educated, even if hes stuck like a dog. He doesn't wanna be a high school drop out! Even if the reason he dropped out was death!

He has a grand time joining the heroics lessons, but hes not allowed to be on a team with anyone because hes just obnoxiously good. The only downside is he can't communicate back, but he makes up for it by somehow having like 5 quirks. The teachers think hes demonic but Nezu thinks he's the best and has given him clearance only outstripped by his own. No one is getting rid of the dog on his watch.

#nezu like 'this quirked dog is my favourite student' #'he's not even enrolled???' #'jokes on you he is and he's topping his class on the extra credit he gets for being much more useful than any of you.' #asks #canine guardian au #bnha au

[stuckinapril]

One day I’ll go through med school and then I’ll go through residency and then I’ll go through a fellowship and then I’ll be the most crybaby neurosurgeon you could think of. Bursting into tears if I so much as graze ur hypothalamus with my forceps

#Yesterday I shadowed a neurologist for the first time and basically we got done seeing a patient who’s also a heart surgeon #And I turned to the doctor and was like Ok what do we do #The thing is this patient has dementia and we don’t really have a cure for that yet so the study he’s enrolling in is largely observational #Still I expected her to follow up on him in much more frequent increments #Instead this woman goes “we’ll see him in 6-9 months but… not even sure if he’ll be here by then sooo” #Basically implying he might be dead in a year #AND I WAS LIKE. Blown away by how blase she was #And ever since then a fiendish sort of melancholy followed me everywhere I went . #Bc I haven’t stopped thinking about the heart surgeon #I don’t get how she can stop thinking about him #I don’t understand people who can stop thinking about something like that #I know neurologists like her have seen patients come and go many a time but I was disturbed #So I made a pact w myself never to lose my humanity. Half of why I’m so into medicine is bc of its humane aspects #And in 10 years I’ll look back at this and hopefully still be just as annoyingly sensitive as I am today #I think I’m just overall disillusioned w how little humanity some people seem to have but that doesn’t mean I have to be that way too #p

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.

[stardustdiiving]

How evil is arlecchino and what is she cooking

As of 4.2, I’m really curious what they’re planning with Arlecchino as a character, especially as a villain/antagonist/morally dubious character, and how far/which direction they may go with that

Intuitively my impression is we’ll see her do something way more “villainous” than she presents herself as being for majority of Fontaine’s AQ in front of us right—(which isn’t a surprise given that, you know, Arlecchino nor the House of Hearth have never been presented as 110% ethical LOL) but I find myself not being in complete agreement with most analysis or speculation threads I see about Arlecchino’s morality and the like, level of sinister people seem to ascribe to her.

Idk how to put it, especially in regards to her children I do agree they are not a wholesome found family, that Arlecchino is not above pulling strings or using them for her own ulterior motives, but I kind of hesitate on the idea she only cares about the Hearth children as a means to the end/things she can control and there’s nothing else going on with her characterization wise there. I’m not saying that impression seems remotely unreasonable or unfounded, but just that it feels there’s something intentionally missing in how we are supposed to conceptualize her as a person

My main reasoning for this hunch is the fact they have not elaborated on Arlecchino and the previous Knave—who Arlecchino is stated to have taken over the position from by force. The extra tidbits I think about are that 1) Arlecchino was previously an orphan in the Hearth 2) the previous Knave is described as way, way crueler to the children of than Heart than Arlecchino was from when she took control of the House

Often, people’s major indicators that the House of the Hearth is kind of super fucked up are the NPCs we meet in world quests who are part of it and clearly suffering. But one thing I haven’t ever seen people mention w this that i think is a very interesting detail is, in The Very Special Fortune Slip Inazuma worldquest, where we stop this House of Hearth guy (Efim Snezhevich) from manufacturing tension between Watasumi/the Shogunate to restart the war with his other Hearth subordinates, at the end of the quest we get this dialogue that reveals he had been acting under the previous Knave’s directives:

It’s also mentioned he’s employing this plan in an attempt to “rebuild the prestige of the Knave” following Signora’s death, iirc? Now, see, the dialogue itself says that this is “assuming our captive is telling the truth” so who knows what’s really going on, but I find this a really odd/interesting thing to highlight. I’m a bit fuzzy on other world quests with Hearth members, and am not saying none of them were acting and subsequently being treated poorly by our Arlecchino, but like, this gives me a lot of questions especially when paired with implications this previous Knave seemed to be way worse

Like, what drove Arlecchino to take over? How unexpected and controversial was this within the House? Assuming the above information is all true it definitely says something this guy went rogue and acted on what the previous Knave would want and didn’t think our Arlecchino would greenlight it, which does feel consistent with the previous Knave being described as basically worse & crueler than our Arlecchino. It also makes me question how much house of hearth things we’ve seen outside the main story are the work of our Arlecchino or if there’s a bigger divide of loyalty. Heck, I could be wrong but it doesn’t even seem like we know if the previous Knave is dead or not

This isn’t me saying Arlecchino couldn’t possibly be treating hearth children worse than she wants us to know, especially ones who aren’t her “favorites” the way the fontaine trio seem to be, but I really don’t feel sure about making a solid conclusion of her exact level of malice the way ppl r generally understanding it rn when it feels there’s going to be more about her. Just the idea of she, as a Hearth child, clashed with the previous leader who was known for being cruel, overtook their position and took on less harsh methods of leading that made at least some members with more power/possible closer proximity to the previous Knave go rogue and try to commit atrocities in the previous Knave’s name…I feel this leaves a lot of room to suggest there’s more going on with how Arlecchino is as a person

I don’t mind if she’s just very evil and deceptive bc if she totally had me fall for thinking she was less evil than she actually was that’s fun tbh. But I feel people suggest that’s all her character could be with no degree of like, “sympatheticness” or deep grey morality and that if her character did go there it would be automatically poor writing and genshin walking back on making a truly evil woman when IDK. I feel you can claim at this point they have left it open ended and it’s never been completely confirmed she’s pure evil. Also sometimes I just get a hunch and feel cautiously confident in Genshin executing certain characters well. Not all characters, just certain ones. Especially given Fontaine’s character writing being very good and a character like Lyney feeling very solid to me when any development with Arlecchino would likely involve him and his siblings as well, I honestly feel open to the idea of Arlecchino being satisfyingly written to be both villainous/morally dubious but “sympathetic/likable as a person” in ways outside of just her ruthlessness if that makes sense

If I’m wrong/they drop the ball with it more than I anticipate I’ll eat my hat but I am pretty excited about her character and which way they decide to go with it. I will say the only potential impression I have of where they’ll go with her has been wondering if it will go in a “cycles of abuse” direction—I’d be surprised if they ever elaborated on Arlecchino’s character especially in how she feels about things and her also growing up as an exploited child of the hearth wasn’t relevant

#arlecchino #see my track record with said hunch with when I feel I should let genshin cook has been #for months truthing my vision of xiao’s speififc brand of internalized dehumanization induced suicidal ideation #and how genshin will one day he will get another quest of sorts thst develops his character towards #the idea he’s allowed to live and enjoy people’s company and this will likely #also come with following through on yaksha lore and when they do this they will do him SO well and it will be peak genshin quest #all of this Months before the existence of perilous trails was even rumored #and then I was soo stubborn xiao would show up in 2023 lantern rite w more character introspection to follow up PT #and also from the first fontsine teaser I was in the trenches for furina bc I felt so confident #the main storyline would handle her very well & if genshin went anywhere near the direction of her #not being a ‘true archon’ & ppl were Wrong if they thought genshin woudlnt take her seriously #and HAHA. WWOOWOOWOWOEOEOOEOEE #I have also been sent into hysteria multiple times bc genshin keeps canonizing my exact ideas of my favorite character dynamics #and often exceeding my expectations that I thought were jsut wishful thinking #yes I predicted exactly how xiao would interact w Venti & zhongli on screen yes I predicted #the exact nature of hat radish friendship no I was wiped out on the floor #by nahida enrolling wanderer in college & calling him hat guy & zhongli saving xiao’s life #& xiao having hardcore social anxiety from zhongven flirting with each other st the dinner table #this sounds so conceited. see I often don’t know What genshin is cooking but k feel sure in knowing when soemthing is going to be #a shitshow or mediocre or when we need to let them cook. even if it takes 6+ months #TRUST ME <— guy who has been waiting on genshin to cook for several characters for multiple years and is still sure I will get my food #am I crazy. yes. am I also often right when I have hunches on when genshin is going to suck and when it’s going to be good esp character #writing wise. often yes #one day I will annihilate genshined impact with my bare hands #genshin #fern.txt #fandomferns

[w0nluvrr]

getting such mama bird vibes from 002

#002 #teenage mercenary #mercenary enrollment #webtoon #teenage mercenary webtoon #if anyone actively posts headcanons abt mercenary enrollment characters (especially the numbers!!) pls lmk cuz i will definitely follow #i love reading slice of life or js simple headcanons abt characters #also am so obsessed with 002 rn. not even joking #he's My Man

[m-kyunie]

a weird high school into uni AU

#dgm #d.Gray-man #alma karma #allen walker #kanda yuu #they. uh. this started out as a childhood friends to lovers yulma concept but. hmmmm #the poly agenda in me is fighting for allens life #may draw Lenalee n Lavi later! #i had a whole story on IG sigh but I don't want to retype it.... #basicly a modern AU yulma meet when teidoll enrolls baby Kanda into martial arts #master zhu is the teacher n Alma in like the only student 1 bc that's his guardian n 2 bc no one cares abt learning stuff like that anym #vague rivalry bc kanda is a natural n wins most spars even tho Alma has been training for longer (short fuse makes them lose focus) #if i beat u xx outta xx times ull be my friend #anyw n Alma does bc girlboss slays #the focus is Alma coming out as nb/genderfluid later in HS #Kanda is trans so he doesnt care. Master Zhu is old/traditional but is supportive in that awkward way #Tiedoll harasses Kanda into dating 'sm1 nice like Alma' all the time bc Alma radiates boy-next-door vibes #always walks Kanda home always says Master Tiedoll gets along w Kanda's brothers etc #dont ask me abt Allen i just drew him #Alma almost putting some guy in the hospital the first time they dress fem thus cementing the 'Karma-kun is a psycho' #its okay to get violent when its a transphobe < #omg wait Kanda is captain of the kendo club n Allen is a newish member #n Lenalee does photography for the yearbook #my mind #Alma is in Archery #Lavi is student council president

[itsafternoonpast5]

when was the original advertisement even made LOL jasper is still alive here

#i forgot he was in the trailer. i always assumed it was after his death LOL #definitely inbetween jasper dies at the end and dial m for jasper. but im more surprising hed be willing to help in the commercial #maybe after jasper dies at the end hed gradually start disliking the camp. little by little seeing the flaws and disliking it more #he does say “man this camp. this camp kinda sucks” its where he first sees that. but maybe doesnt fully believe it #hes rational but i do think hes a somewhat optimistic. maybe an off screen event caused him to really dislike the camp LOL #this couldnt have been before the staff ceremony because davey wouldve HATED doing it #if it were the case. during the recording hed try to look like he hated the camp as much as possible. thinking hes sabotaging them LOL #wonder why they would even record this in the middle of summer too. like sure campbell probably wanted more kids to enroll #more people = more money. but for people to see this. consider sending their kids there. getting all the paperwork done #thatd take a bit wouldnt it LOL idk what his thinking process would be. especially with kids enrolling in camps earlier in the summer

[iwillfightformydream]

Don’t antagonize him Hyunsoo.

Both Hyunseok and Dushik learned that hard lesson long ago.

#Everyone who’s fought him #Do NOT antagonise that kid #Hyunseok saving Hyunsoo ass #even though he is one #mercenary enrollment #teenage mercenary #Hyunseok #hyusoo #yu ijin #dushik #dushik cha

[heelys4feelys]

once again i am feeling soooooo normal about 002

#mercenary enrollment #this guy gives me brain worms #he loves never stating how he actually feels and instead leaving others to draw their own conclusions #even when directly asked his opinion #he either deflects or remains quiet #i want to study him under a microscope

[jinsty]

Wait guys 🤭 Imagine like your braiding your hair and your arms start to get tired so Ijin learns how to braid hair from a video or whatever just so he can do it for you 😍 HASHBSBDJDJFJRBFHFKSNEBDUSKNEBDHDKDISBDBDGUSKANDHFUDNSVDHDJDJDINDBFGSGSJFBFKDKSOSKFNFHRJSKODOFNRNFJFKFGNNGODODNFNFKFLKDMDMDODNCNDJDKDNDJIDKAOWOSKDNFNCBIFOROSKSNCNFI K. I’m done.

#Teenage mercenary #mercenary enrollment #ijin yu #i cant stop thinking about how hard it is to find fics about him #He’s literally so cutie patootie #OR LIKE IMAGINE SEOKJU OR EVEN 006 BRAIDING YOUR HAIR #I’m actually braiding my hair rn so that’s what made me think about this #Debating on whether to post this or nah #I’m doing it

[ravs6709]

Almost had a breakdown in the subway 🩵

#i got enrolled into a course 2 days got off waitlist #labs start this week and i had to email prof to put me in a lab #anyways 10am this morning he emailed me that i got put into today's lab at 2. #note: i live an hour from uni. my lab supplies are at home since I obv didnt know i had a lab. i dont own the manual to do pre-lab activitiy #that is required. if i dont do activity i cant do lab #note at 10am i am in a lecture. i leave at 11 go home reach 12 grab mayne get hack at 1 #id have ti buy manual and speedrun except pre-lab takes like 2 hours. note that itd be 1pm and lab starts at 2. #anyways i emailed guy saying um i canf make it and his solution is to drop ke in a diff lab sess except it runs 6:30-9:30 #i will not get home until 11pm jesus fuck. #actually horrendous. #bro really emailed me at 10am expecting me to be able to make it #anyways as mentioned i swapped into the evening one but its awful and i cant. ughhhhh #ravi's randomness #school stuff

[randomnameless]

"Yes, I put Lil' Timmy through the horrors of war, and got his parents killed through the forced conscription I allowed Thales to throw onto MY citizens, and made it to where he had no food to eat since I'm redirecting my country's food to my army, BUT!!! If he manages to survive all that he MIGHT be able to thrive in this neat school I built! You know, if he can work around the PTSD, the emaciation, and all of the noble kids who are almost certainly attending the same school as him, all while assuming he'll need no help with anything (because if he needs help then he's inherently less meritable than those that don't need help in a meritocratic society, meaning he physically could not get far in life). But I did Lil' Timmy a FAVOR by starting this war!!! He should be THANKFUL that I did this to for him!!"

Like how do they not realize that's how they sound like lmao

This sounds like FE5's Julius plan to raise new "citizens" :

Ishtar: “My father is hesitating because many important nobles are voicing their concern with the child hunting. My brother is also strongly against this act. Bishop Manfroy, please stop the child hunting. It is unbearable to separate young children from their parents. And sacrificing them to Lopto is not something that a humane person would do!” Yurius: “Ishtar, I think there’s a misunderstanding. I am not telling them to kill the children. I just want to educate them to be fitting citizens for my empire. Those who withstand the training will earn high posts and rule over the other inferior citizens. In other words, they will become new nobles, Ishtar. I’m giving them a chance to grasp their happiness.” Ishtar: “They only become nobles after surviving through harsh hatred between each other… That is not happiness.” Yurius: “…You’ll understand soon enough. Oh, Ishtar, did you know there was a beautiful flower garden in the yard? Let’s go take a look.”

Swap the "flower garden" by a teatime session, and this could be some sort of convo Supreme Leader could have with Billy in Tru Piss lol

#juloptyrdidnothingwrongevenifheispossessedbyalizard

#anon #replies #rip to lil'Timmy #if he managed to dodge the 'become a war asset' program #unlike his best friends Waldo and Baldi #after surviving harsh taxes and starvation he can enroll in school! #and if he manages to be the first of his class even against nobles who never had to stop doing their homework to look for something edible #anywhere outside since all food went to the soldiers being comforted by the opera company #Lil'Timmy can become a respectable Adrestian citizen! #watch out for traces of pointy ears though #if lil'timmy's ears are not perfectly round he will never be able to live with humans and will be terminated on spot #bcs muhrit or no muhrit pointy ears cannot have power over humans #a good pointy ear is a relic #FE16

[magentagalaxies]

officially going to be taking a standup comedy class next semester!!! now my schedule is literally:

improv class

sociology class about queer history

standup class

buddy cole documentary which counts as a class despite only meeting with the professor when i want to and being a project i would work on even if i didn't get college credit

god i love majoring in comedy in college

#i realized my science credit was already taken care of by a dual enrollment class i did in high school so that gave me an opening #and i already have a plan to take care of all the other general education stuff later so i might as well load up on comedy courses #unfortunately due to some bullshit that's not as interesting as i think it is a lot of the comedy classes aren't running this fall #so the only one at my level with open seats is standup #and y'know typically i do NOT enjoy performing standup. i love watching standup very much but performing it's not for me #(plus ik my nemesis is in that class and she's also in my 2 other real classes so ugh i'm gonna be seeing a lot of her) #HOWEVER. i've already taken a course with this professor and he likes me #he's a kith fan so if i have to miss class or get an extension bc of work on the buddy cole doc he'll probably be super understanding #and!!! most importantly!!! he's really into character standup which not a lot of students choose to do #but for me. this gives me a perfect opportunity to actually work on some of my aubrey material as a ''standup character'' #or at the very least shoehorn buddy cole into discussions lmao #also. my improv class is right before this one and improv is probably the type of comedy i'm most confident in #so maybe that will give me a nice push to get more confident in standup #and as for the ''constantly having to be around my nemesis'' thing. well i can hope that she manages to chill out by then #but even if she is insufferable. i can take solace in being the one with kith connections and paul will almost definitely let me rant to hi

[todayisafridaynight]

until yoko tells me otherwise ill choose to believe sawashiro stayed in america with aoki so i can drive myself insane thinking of all the things that could entail

#snap chats #ive def made this post before but idc im thinkin again #was it his choice... was it arakawas...... both are very nice.... #itd make sense for him to stay so he can get enrolled in college and so he can have someone help him recover from surgery #aoki's another funny factor to consider tho. once he was better would he just tell jo to piss off LMAO #theres also the alternative where he's such a pampered baby he wants jo to stick around to do shit for him #sometimes i dare to think jo wrote a respectful email back to arakawa asking he stay overseas until aoki was done with school #god forbid a phone call. he can finesse an excuse it's easy no worries #aoki's his priority isnt he.. would arakawa be ok with that.... maybe if jo documented everything 😷 #PLEASE the thought of jo having shitty video diaries is making me cackle. maybe audio recordings.. #theres also so much to gain from the idea of jo having to Truly solo parent aoki even if it's just for four years. and he's like 24 by now #also jo getting his ass lost in the city but anyways #just an idea im far too attached to.... theres too much to be done with it.... and nothing my brain can put into cohesive thought ☠️ #i gotta send this post now im just sitting here thinkin of Everything LMAO

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

🪶

#not to be weird on main but jaysteph hallmarkesque fic where it's like. steph has been away at college #and comes back to gotham on holiday break absolutely jonesing to get back into ''the family business'' aka vigilantism #she and jason were childhood acquaintances (schoolbus theory!!!) and worked together a bit before she went to school #steph has an argument with tim about something stupid (no they're not dating at this point they're just besties and both a bit petty) #so they're at odds and the whole family is a bit tense bc there's a Big Case going on and B is away on JL business #(B has promised he'll be back in time for Christmas. he is SCRAMBLING to keep this promise.) #anyway: cue steph deciding to make things a little easier on dick by handling arrangements for The Christmas Eve Gala TM #and recruiting jason (who is honestly just along for the ride/lowkey keeps mom-friending literally everyone in the absense of bruce) #they end up doing Shenanigans while trying to pull this event off and not cause any more trouble for alfred #while also working that Big Case during the nighttime and dealing with regular Family Tensions. #steph is also conflicted about transfering back to gotham u or staying with her current program that isn't really doing it for her #(jason is also considering enrolling in college now that he's legally alive again and is struggling a little with Being Alive) #at some point they end up reminiscing about their shenanigans as kids who rode the same schoolbus #and there's this really emotional moment like ''sometimes i wonder why I'm even allowed to be alive. why did we get to come back'' #and all that. steph has a mild existential crisis brought on by emotions running high and sleep deprivation #thats basically her asking how she's able to go to college. she should have brain damage after being technically dead for minutes like that #and jason is like ''i DID have brain damage'' and they just look at each other and it's like this *zing* moment #like hotel transylvania skkdfnskfnsk #anyway yeah college girl steph home for the holidays falling for the guy she used to sit with on the bus??? i am Thinking #also samsung needs to give me a starling emoji smh

[bread-of-death]

Bruh I'm apparently a straight A college student so far

#I didn't even realize it #so I've taken #oh I've taken more classes than I thought #okay so I took two dual enrollment courses in highschool along with some AP courses #with the DE- it's through the local community college- so it directly transfers (as I am now attending the local cc) #it was only two highschool courses- but it counts as four total courses for college (2 semesters for each class) #so technically as far as the college is concerned- that's four total classes (college English 1&2- and a government course 1&2) #each was 3 college credits so 12 total #anyways that's four classes right there #and I managed to get at least an A- each semester (kinda had to drag myself through my Gov class) #and then I've taken 2 courses while actually attending the community college #and they were super easy (a required college skills course and a music history course) #so yeah #6 total courses #and I'm somehow still a straight A student #this will almost certainly change when I have to take Calculus and Chemistry in the fall lol #my dad even said he won't really be able to help me :') #I'm so screwed man I'm gonna be at tutoring 24/7