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JAWAN TRAILER HAS F*CKING DROPPED I REPEAT JAWAN TRAILER HAS F*CKING DROPPED
#film: jawan#jawan#shah rukh khan#srk#vijay sethupathi#nayanthara#sanya malhotra#priyamani#bollywood#local gay watches Bollywood.txt#'main kaun hoon' bitch—#in between the screaming about KTL i got the notif from YouTube and ran#it's a dual role i saw a Don-esque look nearly bit my tongue from screaming Deepika's in a cameo there's a girl squad#that reminded me almost immediately of Chak De! India holy f*ck#did i mention the Don-esque look also has a POTO thing going bc i don't think i did#'when i become a villain no hero stands a chance against me' SRK VILLAIN ERA RETURNS CAN I HEAR A F*CKING AMEN#we are getting bald!SRK in one of those dual roles tho. don't know whether to be terrified or turned tf on#both. both is good
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“patidev????? praannaaath??? piya basanti re (kaahe sataaye aaja)????”
kaun vansh, it seems. 1. as if he’s not him. 2. if he’s NOT him, as if poori wikipedia ghol ke pee nahi rakhi raisinghanias kii.
lmaooooooooooooooooooo his face as she checks him out.
i am honestly soooooooooooo glad they’re finally letting this boy move his goddamn face. it’s so glorioussssssssss.
she’s mumbling to herself and he’s like “khud se baat karne ki puraani aadat hai ya naya seekha hai?” AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW OF HER PURAANI AND NAYI AADATEIN IF YOU’RE NOT VANSH HUHHHHHH????
he’s like ooooooooooooooh i know you, you’re the damsel in distress from yesterday!
while she’s like EK SHAKAL KE DO INSAAN YEH KAISE HO SAKTA HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII as if her ass didn’t play two ppl with the same face in her last show.
lmao the shock didn’t last for long and she started doing jasoosi in his house right in frontttttttttt of him, going through all of his shit.
she’s heading straightttttttttttttttttt for the place where he’s stashed all the pictures of the raisinghanias.
ok he pulled her back. phew. honestly riddhima, you know he hated this shit about you even when he was alive. also it’s rude af.
idk why his talking style is reminding her of vansh coz it’s clearly not anything alike.
don’t bother knocking there bro, no one’s home. that oopri maala has been abandoned for eons now.
some more ambiguous talk about how she looks like she’s seen a ghost, etc. i’m just here for this dude’s face, warna iss scene mein khaas kuch ho nahi raha.
he’s like if you wanna thank me, i prefer cash. chaep insaan.
1 laakh!?!?!?!? KHUD KI HI BIWI SE ITNAAAAAAAA PAISA HETTTT RAHA HAI, SHARAM NAHI AATI TEREKO??????
“agar main wahaan sahi waqt pe nahi pohunchta toh aapka toh..... ctrl + alt + delete ho jaata.” ok can’t deny i giggled a little at that one.
his turn to check out the wife. taad lo beta, taad lo. tumhari hi sardard hai, 7 janmon ke liye.
cash nahi toh main digital payments bhi accept karta hoon. lekin GST alag se lagega. GST = Girl Safety Tax. god, he’s suchhhhh a loser.
lmaooooooooooooooooo jaasoosi ka alag tax he’s asking. woh bharne lagi riddhima toh akshay kumar, srk, sabko peeche hattna padega, desh mein sabse zyaada tax yeh hi bharegi.
she’s just literally standing there staring and he’s had enough and is like dude, kaam ki baat karo nahi toh gtfo, i don’t got time for this.
“please leave.” haaaye betaji, kaafiyon ne try kiya hai, par yeh dheent jaati hi nahi. apni behen se pooch.
he’s enjoying playing with her sooooooo much.
she comes back home and....................
ab tak toh theek tha but then....................
yeah. he was asking for that with the face he made. dumbass.
lmao omg ishani has walked in seeing this, I CAN’T WAIT FOR HER REACTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
BWAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
he’s like anjaane mein hua, i was going to mandir, blah blah, she’s like save it, idgaf.
dadi is taking his side and saying maaf kardo. UGH DADI CAN YOU PLS JUST SHUSH. CAN YOU JUST GO ON SOME YAATRA LIKE THAT ISHQBAAZ DADI USED TO WHEN THINGS GOT STRESSFUL AROUND HERE?????
“pehli baar riddhima ne kuch sahi kiya hai!” lmaoooooooo i love this messy bitch so muchhhhhhh.
dadi apologizing on behalf of riddhima and he’s like koiiii nahi dadi, koiii nahiiiiiiiiiiiii, but we’re getting a lot of:
so we know that this shit ain’t over.
yup. MAN HE NEEDS TO STOP WALKING INTO HER ROOM ALL THE TIME THIS IS JUST REALLY DISTURBING AS FUCKKKK.
SHE’S TELLING HIM TO GTFO REPEATEDLY AND........ UGH HATE THE RAPEYASSSSSSS TONE OF THIS SCENE.
UGHHHHHHHHHHH YEAH WE DON’T LIKE THIS. GO BACK TO BEING FRUSTRATED AND FUNNY KABIR WHO WAS SMARTTTTTTTTTTTT. WE DON’T WANT THIS SEXUALLY HARASSING PIECE OF SHIT KABIR.
asjdhasjdkasdhkajshdkasjhdkjashkdjhkasjdhjj her lord give me strength face. every woman knows this face.
“toot gaya brahm???” appropriate response.
but also, the second mirror she’s broken in two days. 14 years of bad luck and counting.
vishal needs to stop being sofa king cute coz I HATE KABIR RN.
ok lotta disgusting talk about how marrying widhwa is punya ka kaam and grabbing here and being just overall rapeyyyyy as fuck. dude, i’m not here for this crap. it just makes me too grossed out how he’s intimidating her.
basically a lot threatening that i’ll hurt the family if you don’t agree and just watch, you’ll agree to marry me in 6 hours. yeah yeah ok, fuck right off, you fucking creep. can’t wait for vihaan/vansh and ishani and angre and riddhima to tag team and beat the fuck outta you.
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Gloss :)
gloss: list ten songs you love right now
main kaun hoon (secret superstar), sapne re (secret superstar), une barque sur l’océan (ravel), 1-800-273-8255 (logic), location (khalid), imaginary parties (superfruit), love is a bitch (two feet), into the unknown (over the garden wall), temperamental love (bridgit mendler), tafelmusik viii quartet in d minor (telemann).
lovely asks!
#thank you friend! <3#this is such a weird list & i know some of these are 'pieces' not 'songs' but !#answered#anonymous
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new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!
no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.
this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.
“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!
standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.
trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm
blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?
sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?
ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.
pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.
here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.
“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.
aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.
this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai.
AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”
lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????
meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.
chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.
she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!
holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????
bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........
lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????
sorry shaktimaan.
“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.
ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.
khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............
snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.
kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.
“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.
but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.
“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo
hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????
“kabir...... bhai.”
OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.
aryan is literally like...............................
“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”
ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.
aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.
“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”
aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/
“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.
riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.
aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.
lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”
uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.
kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????
oh boy. this angle again.
“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????
dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.
“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.
“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???
you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”
so apt!
dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.
she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.
ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.
riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.
angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.
BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.
ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.
“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.
she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.
riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.
meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.
she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!? A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.
cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.
“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us.
not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.
WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!
“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.
oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.
oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.
yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!
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behen abhi bhi dagmagaaati hui ek taang pe
and of course, gangsters ka usain bolt is back in action. isko koi aur cardio karna nahi hota hoga na? achchi khaasi workout mil jaati hai every 30 - 45 mins or so.
THIS ONE IS STILL STANDING HERE PLAYING LANGDI TAANG. FFS. ITNAAAAAAAAA BHI KYA AAGE PEECHE JHULNA??? JUST HOLD THE DIYA WITH BOTH HANDS AND MOVE A STEP BACK.
she's legit been just swaying for 50+ seconds in real time now.
maata rani be like there really is only ONE semi-competent insaan in this house, huh?
pffffffffffffffft. aur karo aisi wahiyaat planning.
lmaooooooooooooooooooooo out comes the secret that vansh is ambidextrous. there goes madamji's ghamaasaaan theorizing ki murderer could simply not be him, since he's right handed.
“haan, main dono haathon se kaam kar sakta hoon.” bitch kya faayda if they're doing useless things like signing papers and holding diyas instead of............ other ~~~interesting~~ things. 👀👀👀
back to square one for this missy.
vansh be like St. George where are you COZ THIS HOUSE REALLY BE FULL OF FUCKING SNAKESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
AND OF COURSE IN ALL THAT AAGE PEECHE DOLNA MADE THE LOCKET AND MEMORY CARD FALL DOWN.
chalo ji aaj ka strength training bhi ho gaya. how handy to have an utterly disaster-prone wife like riddhima, who ensures you get all the exercise you need in a day!
sis be trying to escape to go get the card and man is like SIT YOUR ASS DOWNNNNNNNNNNNN SO HELP ME GODDDDDDDDD
“jo bhi hai, mere liye tumse zyaada important nahi hai.”
pft yeah ok, i give this sentiment .......... 5 min. tops. coz knowing her, she's sure to piss him off with her bs before this conversation is over.
husband man vows vengeance. sweet.
chanchal is worst shadiyantra rach-er of all times. why do this shit if you don't have the fortitude to see it through???
mummy be like could you stop freaking the fuck outtttttt
meanwhile someone is spying on them, coz of course. it's this house. kisi ko aur kaam hi kya hai? not since the K shows of the early 2000s have i seen this much room ke baahar khade hoke doosron ki baatein sunna.
ah yes, this is the perfect time to question him on being ambidexterous. even though he did nothing greatttttttt with his left hand to get so inquisitive about. he literally just took the diya from her and held it. not like he was shooting machli ki aankh or anything.
oh???? he's opening up about something that happened 3 years ago that made him stop using his left hand?!?!!
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
bro, you're rich. you can afford laser removal of tattoos.
also ragini be a real dumbass. instead of just blowing the candle out, she's standing there pleading with him not to burn his hand. looks like vansh really has a type: STONE COLD STOOOOPID.
gentle enquiry begets gentle response full of affection.
.................. and the dumbass had to ruin it by bringing up the R word. (R word in this show = Ragini.)
the fact that you get sooooooo fucking hyper over this matter is exactly why she wants to know, you idiot.
lmaooooooooooo she just asked him if he trusts her. this should go great.
yup, we're shoulder grabbing and growling into the face of the woman we absolutely do trust.
he's like if i didn’t trust you, i wouldn’t have ignored my bitchass sister's chugli about the memory card you put in my laptop and then hid. man i've been outta the relationship game for too long, i didn't know that you gotta disclose digital memory device usage and all to our partners these days.
blah blah no matter how much i tell you you'll never believe me and stop investigating this shit, so what's the point in me telling you anyway. which is a realllllllllllllll smooth way to get outta saying anything in the first place, and then convincing you that you’re being intrusive. classic manipulative bs. don't fall for it girls.
riddhima deployed best weapon: aansoon.
bhai pighal raha, but is in no mood to share stories anymore so..........
what's the point of crying now? shoulda just kept your damn mouth shut and let him talk.
“samajh nahi aata ki aisi harkat kaun kar sakta hai.”
LMAO REALLLLLLLLLY????? THERE'S LITERALLY JUST 4 PEOPLE IN THIS WHOLEASS SHOW WHO DON'T WANT YOU DEAD. 3, depending on vansh's mood of the hour.
these two still discussing. ouff. bas bhi karooooooooooo. the first rule of bitch club is not to discuss your bitchidity.
bitch club has a new member who is delighted at this plotting and planning.
mummy and chachi like welcomeeeeeeeee welcomeeeeeee, tumne bhi toh kam kaand nahi kiye hain.
LMAO WHERE THE BOARD COME FROM IF HE'S STILL COMING AROUND THE CORNER. HE HAS BOARD BENDING SKILLS LIKE ANGELINA JOLIE IN WANTED OR WHAT?
he's being more calm than i would be while reading them to filth.
ishani be like whut, no, us, never!!!!!
bhaiiiiiiiiiii se hoshiyaari????????? he's in sole possession of the single raisinghania brain cell, and he knows how to use it!
calling out everything from the killer dandiya sticks to maim angre, to the nails that chachi was using to put up the decorations.
ofc this dumbass is hunting around for the memory card.
aryan's like oh good, i was bored, what are we looking for?
“chot tumhare pair pe lagi hai aur asar tumhare dimaag par dikhne laga hai.”
OMG MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO DUMB!?!?!?!!? COZ SHE HAS MULTIPLE FOOT INJURIES EVERY WEEK. IT'S LIKE HER EQUIVALENT OF REPEATED CONCUSSIONS!!!!! ARYAN, YOU MEDICAL GENIUS!
i know what you did last 3 summers ago.
now that she's scared aryan away, she vows ki VANSH KE AAGE JO BHI MUSIBAT AAYE USSE PEHLE MUJHSE TAKRAANA HOGA. behen tujhse badi kaunsi musibat hai uske life mein jo roz roz usse takraati hai.
idhar patidev bhi exact same dialogue maarte hue.
ishani's like ugh what wife, that bitch a spyyyyyyyyyyy.
for literally the first time someone in this marriage is acting right and telling people to fuck right off from sticking their nose in their marriage.
plus some very serious warnings ki i know how to handle y'all if you act up like this again. dang, i'm a little hot for him rn. (y'all know i have a raging boner for righteously angry men.)
dadi fussing over ms. hot stepper for not bothering to rest her feet. plus some blah blah on the akhand jyot and the going to maata ka mandir and taalofying saari buri balaayein. mataji aap sab se pehle apne do bahuon ko dafa karein, automatically saari balaayein hatt jayengi.
oh thank god. dadi found the card and brought it straight to her. now watch riddhima set it in the flowers in her hair or some shit, so that it can fall down YET AGAIN.
YET AGAIN SHE'S DECIDED NOT TO SHOW VANSH THE FOOTAGE AND IS PUTTING IT OFF. I JUST.......
these shady fucks being shady as usual.
what DID you do 3 years ago to ragini, you asshole???
and of course this aunty is eavesdropping.
hein???? she's genuinely interested in the ragini thing???? it's not just one ainvayi ka excuse that you ppl fed riddhima to get her into the house???? also, she just heard aryan copping up to it and that riddhima has proof of it. how the hell they gonna pin it on vansh now???????
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08.09.20
HONESTLY WHAT IS PRIYANKA'S DEALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL?!?!
ok maan gayi. thank god.
omg what the hell kinda CV format is this to be used in 2020. SISTERS, THIS ISN'T YOUR ORKUT PROFILE.
lord this scene is making my eye twitch. there's nothing i hate more than making resumes. i legit get a panic attack from the thought of linkedin.
CV TAIYYAAR?!?!?! SAKLDJLSAJK BASED ON WHATTTTTTTTTT????
kt needs to change outta this outfit already.
oh ho dude, every single thing in your life doesn't have to be put on social media!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME EXPERIENCES CAN BE SAVORED PRIVATELY.
lol kusum is alarmed at new competition for kt’s affections.
haan toh preeti just realised that the laddoo recipient was kt. why was she having flashbacks of him last night then???? kuch bhi.
lmao kusum sharmaofing at kt kissing the note and preeti getting all scandalized.
lmao kusum is such a stannnnnnnn.
preeti so desperate that she's seeking divine intervention to keep men outta her life. same, dude. saaaaaaame. inka chahiye hi nahi jhanjat zindagi mein.
GOD I HATE HIM FOR THAT GORGEOUS CHIKANKARI KURTA. YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR A GOOD ONE?!?!!?!? BUT APPARENTLY YOU HAVE TO SELL YOUR SOUL, FIRSTBORN, AND SIX (6) UNITS OF PLASMA TO BE ABLE TO AFFORD.
this uncle looks like parmeet sethi dupe no?
oh niiiiiiice, chacha is here to say ki haan YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD about being called a nakaara.
it's hilarious to see two men lagbhag the same age having this weird baap-beta dynamic.
asdjksahdkjshak i just looked it up and manav gohil is 2 years OLDER than manu malik. WHAT IS WITH TELLYWOOD, HAVE YOU PPL SERIOUSLY NO IDEA OF HOW TO DO AGE APPROPRIATE CASTING?!?!?
oh kt became nakaara after wife left.
dang, chacha dropping some hard truths, but very kindly and tactfully. i like him.
ACHCHA PITA; BACHCHE. WHERE THESE DANG KIDS?!?!!? SHOW US. I NEED TO SEE DOTING DAD KT!!!!!!!! YOU KNOW WE LOVE A SOFT DAD IN THIS HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
kusum is in hasmukhhhh mood tonight.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO KUSUM IS USING DOSTI KA AAD TO GET ALL THE DEEETS ABOUT PREETI'S ~~FUNTIMES.
askljfsdlkjfldjflj kusum!!!!!!!!!!!
“kawarepann se main bohut sharaati hoon!” i honestly love her soooooooo muchhhhhh.
yeh udaipur ke establishting shots ke liye kaunsa 1976 ka footage uthaa laayein hain?!
OH I LOVE THIS SAAAAAAAARIIIIII OF PREETI'S!
bachche have done alllllll preps. sweetus.
lmao juhi’s dahi shakkarrrrrr is too outdated for kusum; she's giving protein bar.
UGH SUBAH SUBAH TARUN KA MOOH DEKH LIYAAAAAAAAAAAA DIN KHARAAB HI JAANA HAIIIIIIIIIIII
preeti honestlyyyyyy, you're too soft for this bitchass boy.
oh dang i loveeeee rati's outfit. kuch bhi keh lo, bandi mein style hai. love her fusion aesthetic.
ok the ep is all heartbreak from here, so imma just skim.
yup, all doom and gloom. fuck all these ageist misogynist assholes.
blah blah chanda is having a meeting in a cafe somewhere.
KUSUM CALLING TO GIVE PEP TALK!!!!! ALSO LMAO SHE CALLS PREETI “MASOOM SHERNI”!!!!!
oh great kt and mom are here in the cafe too.
FACE OFF WITH CHANDA!!!!!!!!
good on kt for not giving up so easy. jaaye toh chanda jaaye. hum toh fusion brunch khaake hi jaayenge.
preeti's here!!!!!!!
09.09.20
kt has heart eyessssssss for preeeti. kinda premature, but we love it.
ugh i'm skipping right through all the chanda nonsense coz i'm honestly not in the damn mood.
thankkkkk god preeti is standing up for herself.
fucking tarunnnnnn. what a bloody life ruiner he is.
kt here to lend kandhaa filhaal toh sirf rumaal to despondent preeti.
lmao kt's like ‘i’m familiar with chanda, she runs her mouth off about anythinggggg, but i know you’, and preeti's like UM TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAKHAAA?!?!
oh hooooooooo this one still with the suicide misinterpretation.
lol preeti ka paara chadh raha hai. i’m loving it.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY, WHY IS YOGA THE SOLUTION TO ANY AND ALL SUNDRY PROBLEMS?!!?!? IF ONE MORE PERSON SUGGESTS YOGA FOR A TOTALLY UNRELATED ISSUE I SWEAR TO GOD IMMA PUT THEM IN A HEADLOCK. ASTAVAKRASANA YOUR WAY OUTTA THIS YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!
preeti's eye roll is so me.
lo “abla” bhi bula liya. ab teri khair nahi, superstar.
YES PREETI GO OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
trigger word “aatmasammaan” has been used.
kt's having a bad week, with women going off on him for all kindsa undeserved and deserved things.
lol he's still like ‘maine kyaaaaaaa kiyaaaaaaaa?!??’ god, men are so fucking stupid.
oh ho preeeti why are you like thisssssssssss?!?!
oh shit, the buzurg are here.
WITH TARUN AND RATI. UGHHHHHH.
juhi/kusummmmmm pleaseeeeee god, koi toh kuch bolo, warna inki chappad chappad chalti rahegi.
omg this bua dadiiiii is asking for ittttt.
juhi and kusum and their dirty looks are fueling meeeeeeee.
SAY NO PREETI. SAY HELLZ NO. THEY GOT YOU CALLED A CHORRRRRRR TODAY.
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS KUSUM IS SPEAKING UPPPPP
she's buttering uppp the buddhe with tactttttttttt.
MWAHAHAHAHAHHA WRITE MAA'S NAME ON GHAR KE KAAGAZ. KYA IDEA HAIIIIIIIIIIII. WAAAH KUSUM JI WAAH. LET’S SEE BETA BAHU KI DARIYA-DILIIII NOW.
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finallllllllllllyyyyyy, two fucking weeks in, the premise of the show is taking off.
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honestly tarun, you're asking for an ass whooping. you’re the absolute fucking worst.
hero aa gaya! curious eyes have met!
okay, he's a little too cocky. how do people have this much self confidence, pls to tell?!!!?
cocky is now veering on desperation. while preeti is literally like tu kaun main khamakhaaaa?!?!?!
lmao what is he 7, and signing his best friend's slam book? yeh kaisa autograph hai for a grownass man?
lmaoooooooooooo that was a very lame line. i was expecting something super poetic.
is he supposed to be srk? OMG HE IS. SHAADIYON PE JAANA, THE CHARMMMMMMMM, THE DIMPLE, HE'S IN-SHOW WAALA SRK!!!!!!
at least he made her smileeeeeee!
shaadi ho bhi gayi??? achcha hai, i didn't have the patience to sit and watch all the ceremonies and associated siyaapas.
oh ho kusum, kyun itna jalti hooooo.
kusum's a KT fangirl.
“yeh rajasthani filmon ke superstar hain!!!!!!!!!!”
askdahsjdhdskf
rajasthani movies look funnnnnnnnnnn. better than the absolute bs bollywood is churning out rn anyway.
good on rati for wearing the pants in this relationship. wish you weren't gonna turn out into an asshole in like 5 min tho.
juhi knows that tarun is a fake bitch.
apparently rati is a big fan of regional cinema? huh, who would have guessed from her snobbyass ways.
what does the K in KT stand for, koi yeh bhi bata do.
idhar bhi dialoguebaazi. this man speaks only in lame insta shayari.
WHY DID TARUN’S SMILE FADE WHEN KT SAID THE LEHENGA IS BEAUTIFUL AND MUST BE MADE BY A SPECIAL DESIGNER?!?? HONESTLY WHY IS HE SUCH A BITCH, I AM SO SICK OF HIM!!!!!!!!!
oh ho, KT is married. (and by the sound of it, separated. oh god,, the wife is gonna come back at some point and pull some shit, isn't she!?!?! ughhhhh.)
"arre dekhan de; bhagwan ne aankhein diye hain sirf kajal lagaane ko thodi diye hain!!!!!"
kusum is me whenever i see someone hot.
kusum's jalkukdi ways are back when friend calls to gush about preeti's skills in getting the shaadi covered by local tv.
she is honestly cute af.
but ouff her main aapki ladki ki saas hoon demands, ugh.
I AM FEELING AND LOVING THE SUBTLEEEEEEEEE VIBES HEREEEEEEE.
lmaoooooooo kusum kalti maar li.
MY GOD HE IS INCORRIGIBLE. WHO THE FUCK IS SO UP THEIR OWN ASS ALL THE TIME?!?!?! PREETI GOT HER WORK REALLY CUT OUT FOR HER WITH THIS ONE.
snort. oh kusum.
they're soooooooooo goddamn cuteeeeee tho.
HE NEVER TURNS OFFFFFFFF THE CHARM?!?!?! how fucking exhaustinggggggg.
lmaoooooo these two are gonna be my favs, i just know it.
"toh chalein?"
"chalo!"
"uhhhh, main chaloon? apne ghar?"
snort.
kusum is on her ownnnn trip.
blah blah sanskaar blah blah.
lolololol video paii lagoo.
ok thank god, these buzurg people seem to love and appreciate preeti.
abbbbbbbe yaaaar kuch bhiiiiiii.
juhi is #1 preeti cheerleader and advocate and i love her for that.
oh preeti. too much bharosa on bitch beta and bahu. waaaaay too much.
kusum is a smart one.
god she looks sooooooooooooo good. this colour is just gorgeoussssss on her.
lmao what is this "beendniiii, naveliiii beendniiii" musicccc?
sumedh isn't happy with saasumaa being given the runaround like this by the naveli beendni.
kusum hitting nail on head. there is hope for her yet.
love juhi's outfittttttt.
ITNE BADE HEELS KE SAATH KAREGI RASMMMMM?!!?!?
lmaoooo kusum is honestly the best. i hope she realllyyyyy gives it to tarun and rati when they fuck up.
yeh toh kuch bhaari hi symbolism ho gaya.
what a face.
ok itnaaaaaa bhi dramatic music aur reaction ki zaroorat nahi thi, but.... i get it. aaj ke liye seh lenge thoda.
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UGH THE PRECAP. THE WORST. I JUST CANNOT HANDLE THIS BAGHBAN KINDA SHIT, IT WRECKS ME COMPLETELYYYYYYYY. I SHOULD JUST SKIM-WATCH TILL PREETI MAKES UP HER MIND TO LEAVE.
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pft. false alarm.
also ishani ran up there and sid didn't? unrealistic. blocked.
ALSO, ouff ishani, you're a doctor; stop getting into a panic and yelling OMG GET UPPPPPP like the rest of us plebs.
juhiiiiiiiiiii i love you, you are bestttttt.
oh boy, what news? aaj kal "news" word se darr lagta hai, coz there's literally nothing good on the fucking news.
AWWWWWWWWWW YISSSSSSSSSSSSSS JESSI GOT INTO THE CLINICAL TRIAL IN HOUSTON!
jess ne toh 7 janmon ki bucket list bana di, and wants to fulfill it all now now now.
of course. financial issues.
sid is like “paiso ka jugaad kar lenge....”, and instantly vardhan is like biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch; coz he knows sid's about to start frauding some rich peeps around here, lol.
juhi seems to have a pretty hard to believe solution but ok. i don't wanna dwell on this reality waala problem in my fantasy feel-good show.
where dr. shashank and his tumour headache disappear off to btw? anjali, maybe you should check on him.
vardhan is such a grinch, lord. man, can you just die?
and rishabh's nice mood was too good to last as well. he's back to hatin' on sid. (for what reason????? he didn’t even do anything to you today!!!?!!?)
stop bitching about my boy like this, fuckers. keedein padein tumhare mooh mein.
NO. STOP OGLING ANJALI LIKE THIS. I HATE YOU.
ohhhhhhhhh no. ohhhhhhhh sid.
BTW WHO IS THIS GIRL WHO'S GETTING TO DANCE WITH ALL THE HOTTIES, HEIN????? FIRST RAHIL AND NOW THIS ONE ALSO???? TELL US YOUR SECRETS, SIS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
fucking dumbass. wipe that grin off your face before i get into the screen and do it for ya.
lol what even is going on, literally no one else is dancing, is this whole event just an excuse for sid to get all up on all the girls around here??
rishabh is about to do mauke pe chauka, and y'know what, i'm not so mad, lol. in your face, sid.
oh ho, compliment AND apology for posters. fake as fuck, but appreciated for the moment.
lmao the fuck is this idiot even doing???? i can't watch!!!!!!
oh damn, rishabh got moves.
ghungroo nahi, tera mooh todna hai, sid. idiot fellow.
OH. DON'T LIKE A TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE HUH??? FUCKING DUMBASS. PLAY STUPID GAMES, WIN STUPID PRIZES.
LMAO I LOVE HOW BOTH ISHANI AND RISHABH ARE JUST FOCUSED ON MAKING SID AS UNCOMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE. EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU INVOLVED IN THIS SITUATION IS SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT, I CAN’T WITH Y’ALL.
oh ho. OHHHHHHHHHHHH HO.
also aye chal na, take this neanderthal act somewhere else.
tere mooh pe na maar de yeh taali, sid?
OH HO ISHANI YOU'RE SO EASILY PLACATED. EITHER HAVE THIS AIR OF NONCHALANCE AT ALL TIMES, OR HOLD ON TO THAT ANGER.
"mera naam bade bade akshar mein likhna, sabko pata chalna chahiye ki jessi sirf jignesh ki hai!"
"tum kaho toh main tumhara naam apne maathe pe likhwaaloon?"
LOL MAN, I LOVE JESSI THE MOST.
oh boy why he sending everyone away?
ohhhhhhhhh jessi, false alarm nahi thaaaaaa. also ouff, this siddhu is worming his way back into my heart.
"jab kissi se itna pyaar ho jaaye na, toh unki koi bhi baat, chaahe woh kitni bhi badi ho, chupaani padd jaaye toh chupa lenge. unki khushi ke liye, khud taqleef seh lenge."
HEY SIDDHANT, WHAT THE FUCK? WHAT THE FUCK KINDA BITCHASS SACRIFICIAL BULLSHIT ARE YOU IMPLYING YOU'RE GONNA PULL?????????
fuckkkkkkkkkk, stupid boy is back in my heart even though i don't want him there, coz i know he’s about to do some real dumb shit.
"yeh kaisa function hai, itna rukha sukha, kuch karo, naach gaana vaghera..."
"vardhan sir mera mood nahi hai." lol understandable; sid ne patta jo kaat diya tera.
"tumhara mood nahi hai? tumhe anarkali banke logon ka mann behlaane ke liye nahi keh raha hoon!" ok i legit lold.
oh boy is he implying what i thought he was implying??? aur rishabh ghadde ko samajh aayi bhi ki nahi?????
SO SUBTLE. FUCKING N0OBS.
"chhe baje."
"kya?"
"jisse tu dhoond rahi hai, woh chhe baje khada hai." [ecstatic tone] "CHHE BAJE!"
lmaoooooooooooooo asha the real G. (but her accent is gone???? they should just have had chandni play a new character instead of asha. coz i like chandni, she just doesn’t fit asha’s character.)
aklsjflskjflkslkj rahil.
ohhhhhhhhhhh boy. asha wrote sid's name in her mehendi, didn't she??
mamu's here with...... mehendi for sid?
lol ofc rahil has to pour not only ghee, but also petrol, kerosene, and all other available flammable substances on this fire and uksaaofy mamu.
hein yeh kaunsa katti hai? humaare yahaan toh katti pinky finger dikha ke hota hai????
pls to leave your local katti conventions in the comments, for anthropological research purposes.
they have successfully hounded himmmmmmmm into it. sakjfkjfsljflk this ought to be goooooood.
asha toh up to bhaaaaaari kaand.
what nonsense, who gets something written on them and doesn't look???
"yeh bataa tere dil mein poori ki poori kaun hai?"
"maamu uska naam I se... I.... I... I.... I don't know maamu... kaun hai?????" pfffffffffffffft this shadyass fuck i love him more than anyone else in this showwwwwwww
lol rishabh finally figured out which salim-anarkali vardhan was talking about.
waah rishabh quite good at the emotional blackmail. yaar iss bande ko negative kyun banaya, itna masoom sa face hai iska, dil maanta nahi isko hate karne ko!
anjali rushing here and forbidding out of what looks to be genuine worry for dad's health.
MAN SHASHANK ALWAYS HAS THE CUTEST LITTLE IN-JOKES WITH ANJALI; HOW CAN SHE THINK SHE'S SECOND TO ANYONE WITH HIM??????
wow anjali is getting really hyper.
shashank, honestly, is this a good idea? you were clutching at your head/neck like..... minutes ago.
shady fucks, shady fucks, shaaaaaaaaaady fucks.
oh anjali.
"aap toh jaanti hai humein nachna nahi aata. humaari izzat aapke hawaale."
oh ho you didn't have to make it all sultry like that. Y'ALL NEED TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT BETWEEN YOURSELVES AND SOON.
does aman levy a high 5 tax as dj? har koi usko dance karne se pehle high 5 diye jaa hai.
me at all social events, wishing i was back home chilling with my cat, blissfully braless.
eventually working up to being this mad when the people i’m with just don’t take the hint that i was ready to leave 2 hours ago.
fwding the naach gaana.
but lord, juhi is so damn beautiful. if this was a different show in a different land, i'd be shipping juhi/anjali coz honestly........... fuck, the hotness.
tell me this doesn’t exactly mirror sid/ishani watching the other dance with someone else.
vardhan, burn in hell, fucker. honestly.
yup, asha wrote sid's name in ishani's mehendi.
wooooooooooooooop.
oh boy, guddu mama. THAT'S NOT THE COUPLE YOU SHOULD BE MAKING AWKWARDDDDDDDDD. FOCUS ON SIDDHU!
goood lordddddddddddd juhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. ek conversation, ek din mein kitniiiiiiiiiii baaaaaaaar dohraogi????? matbal..... upar tak lift jaa nahi raha kya????? problem kya hai? nahi batao mujhe. does he have to draw it out for you, pictionary style??? mime it charades style??? what????????
also, appropriate placement of the song's "ae le!" lmaooooooo
oh shit. grabbing.
well. guess we got a definitive answer to that one.
welp. it's been a good 3, 4-ish weeks knowing you as a good, sorted dude with minimal mental complexes, siddhant. bade hi dukh ke saath, we'll be reverting to our regularly scheduled programming of thinking men are fucking dipshits even if (probably???) well-intentioned. 🙄🙄🙄
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still cranky af coz i'm tired from yesterday and my cat won't stop screaming in my face FOR NO DISCERNIBLE REASON this morning and ughhhhhhhhhhh. so imma pay it forward and caps lock scream at these dumbasses.
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YEH INSAAN PAGAL HAI KYA, TERE KO KOIIIIIIIIIIIII AUR SOLUTION DIKHAAYI NAHI DE RAHA SIVAAYE KHUD US SE SHAADI KARNE KE!?!!?!? LIKE GOD SIDDHANT, YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB.
le khaap panchayat bhi peeche pad gayi hai. LORD. THIS COUNTRY IS HONESTLY THE PITS WITH ITS DUMBASS PATRIARCHAL BULLSHIT.
"main baat karunga ishani se; woh ek ladki hai, samajh jaayegi."
BC LADKI TOH MAIN BHI HOON AUR MUJHE TOH BILKUL BHI SAMAJH NAHI AA RAHA. KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BAKCHODIIIIIIIII HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
this dumbass is tooooooooo fucking pure for his own good. like........ itna bhi achcha nahi hona chahiye bande ko zindagi mein.
waah. iska chehra dekho. kaisi ram milaaye jodi hai bewakoofon ki.
ishani also too pure for her own good. but in a relatable sort of way, unlike that other idiot.
oh madam, tere iss seal of approval/character certificate ka kya woh achaar daalega?!!?!? usski poori zindagi jhand ho gayi hai iss chakkar mein.
ok if you've decided that this marriage is gonna work, etc. THEN STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS.
this chick is crazy. i get you're relieved he didn’t cheat on you and shit but........ maybe decades from now you can look back and marvel on what a great, noble man you loved, but this is a weird reaction to have right now.
ok fwding this patient’s incredibly-on-the-nose-shaayari nonsense, coz i'm really pissed now.
le poora corridor ghoom phir ke phir se wapis idhar hi aa gayi. 2 minute pehle toh bada aashirwaad de rahi thi iss shaadi ko. MAKE UP YOUR MIND SIS.
ugh lo yeh bhi aa gaya.
MANHOOS.
siddhu should claim surging newlywed/paternal hormones and throw a punch or two at this asshole.
WAIT WHAT HAS THIS FUCKER SHIFTED HIS REVENGE FROM SHASHANK TO SID?!!?!?!? WHY?!!?!?!? THE FUCK IS GOING ONNNNNNNNNNNNN?????
waaaaaaah kya khush-haaal jodi hai. should be a real healthy and conducive environment to raise a kid in!
wow. EVERYONE KNOWS THE WHOLE DEAL WITH SID AND ASHA NOW. like..... there's no keeping a secret in this hospital huh.
oh ab issko bada empathy hai bin byaahi maa-on ke saath. ROSHNI KE SAATH KYA KAAND KIYA THA BE!?!?!?! BOL! SACH BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
ugh stupid red herring. goddddddddddd when will they reveal this raaz already!?!?
lol sid's in the (left) corner in this shot, and then disappears in this next.
snort, ishani has ZEROOOOOOOOOO of that 4 lions awareness thingy huh??? banda 4 feet peecha khada hai and she's most focused on her gale ki kharaash.
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE SURPRISED HER AND MADE HER CHOKE. HAVEN'T YOU DONE ENOUGH TO RUIN HER LIFE, DUMBASS?!!?!
"god, tum choke kar rahi ho?!?!?! JUST BREATHE."
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, WOHI TOH NAHI HO RAHA?????? YOU THINK SHE’S A WILLING PARTICIPANT IN THIS HERE EXERCISE OF NOT BEING ABLE TO PERFORM THE ESSENTIAL PROCESS OF BREATHING????? KAUN HAI YAAR YEH BEWAKOOF?!?! SHAADI KARTE TIME MEDICAL KI DEGREE RADDI MEIN BECH AAYA KYA?!?! YA HAWAN KUND MEIN PHENK DIYA AUR USSI KE PHERE LAGAAYE THE TUNEY?
lmao this is the worst, most unconvincing heimlich i have ever seen.
uh. no. this is NOT a romantic moment.
oh no. the tone shifted and it BECAME a romantic moment. fuck. just either make out or move the fuck to the two furthest corners of the elevator. THIS TENSION IS FUCKING INSANE.
oh god this boy's unrelenting sadness is killing me. it's bloody killing me. i think i might have to double my dose of antidepressants while this fucking track is on.
boss!dad is so sad and disappoint that his ship crashed and burnt so spectacularly. he’s been here since before everyone else, when ishani was manically describing her titli and abnormal heartbeat!!!!!! :’(((((((((((
lmaoooooooooooo i wish anjali was here to hear shashank giving this personal life/professional life balance ka lecture. bada mazzaaa aaata!
boss!dad ki umeedein sidIsha pe abhi bhi kaayam. saying kuch aur nahi toh dost hi bano ishani ka.
dunno if that’s such a good idea right now, dad. maybe in time, once the feelings aren’t so raw.
GOD PLEASE ISKO ISKI KHUSHIYAAN WAPIS DE DO. ISKA GHAM AUR JHELA NAHI JAATA. CHEHRA DEKHO BECHAARE KA!!!!!!!!!!! I’M THIS CLOSE TO TEARS. HE’S A GENUINELY GOOD BEAN AND DESERVES BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh ho ab inka date dekhna hoga.
juhi is like life mein kabhi kabhi go with the flow. shashank is like "kabhi kabhi kya, hamesha."
haan hamesha aise flow kar-karke hi yeh nateeja nikal aaya hai; pata nahi kitna jaane-anjaane bachche of yours are running around here at any given moment.
................... so ambiguous. is this a romantic saath or is this a platonic saath?? LIKE THE FUCK IS THE DEAL WITH YOU TWO?!!? JUST DTR ALREADY.
purest boys. love you two.
tu haraami hai. but love your face.
bleh.
lmao rahil can't muster up neil's civil graciousness towards sidAsha.
kameeeeeeeeeeeeena insaan. bohut hi bada keeda hai tu.
rahil yaaar. i love your petty ass so much. you're honestly my favt person on this godforsaken show.
"kaash yeh sapna hota."
"kaash yeh sab ek jhoot hota. kaash sab kuch pehle jaise hota. (hum) iss tarah saamne nahi, saath khade hote."
OH HO. FORESHADOWING KI YEH SAB JHOOT HI TOH HAIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
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RISHABH I SWEAR TO GOD....... TU ITNAAAAAAAAAAA KAMEENA KYUNNNNNNNN HAIIIIIIIII????? BHAGWAN KO BHI EK DIN MOOH DIKHAANA HAI, KUCH TOH SHARAM KAR?!?!!!!!
while neil continues to make an effort, rahil continues to make no pretense of approving of sidAsha. he just wandered the fuck off, lol.
OUFF SAD BEBBIES. SO SAD THEY ARE.
grey is really this one's colour. he looks hottesttttttttt in it. it brings out his eyes/skin tone most spectacularly.
oh ab suddenly Awareness™ (*khushi kumari gupta's voice correcting me from the skies* “ACIDITY!!!!!”) jaag utha.
SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHO THE FUCK IS SETTING OFF FIREWORKS RIGHT OVER A FUCKING HOSPITAL??????? like it's no metaphor or anything, since they've been going off since even before he appeared before her.
the fluctuating of the lights is majorlyyyyyyyyy distracting. it's not just the fairy lights, but even the huge lamps behind them.... those should.... NOT be doing that.
IDIOTS. STOP LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LIKE THAT AND MAKING ME WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
simultaneous "i love you."
wow, inappropriate but also AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [screams till the end of time]
ugh vardhan you're such a loserrrrrrrrrr. get a goddamn life. it's diwali; shouldn't you be with your kid, instead of sitting here alone in your office in the dark?????
"i love you, ishani. i really do. bohut pyaar karta hoon main tumse."
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH I AM DESTROYED. I AM FUCKING...... LYING ON THE FLOOR IN PIECES. THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING SAD.
"surgery mein kabhi kabhi humein ek pal mein faisla lena pad jaata hai. fayda-nuksaan, sahi-galat ke baare mein nahi soch sakte. uss ek pal mein patient ki jaan kaise bachaaye? bass ussi tarah, uss din asha aur uske bachche ki jaan bachaane ke liye, mujhe jo sahi laga maine wohi kiya. main ek doctor hoon, apne saamne ek ladki aur uske bachche ko main marte kaise dekh sakta tha???"
ugh siddhanttttttttttttttttt yaaaaaaar, TU ITNA ACHCHA KYUN HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII?????? ZINDAGI KUCHAL KE RAKH DETI HAI TUM JAISO KO YAAR.
ok some hardcore 2000s k-soap editing happening here and taking me outta the moment.
iska naatak abhi tak khatam nahi hua.
SO VARDHAN KNOWS THAT SID IS SHASHANK'S KID???? WHATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT IS HAPPENING HERE???? WHY GO THIS COMPLICATED AND TWISTED ROUTE INSTEAD OF JUST EXPOSING THAT TRUTH TO EVERYONE????? SUCH CONTRIVED BS!!!!!!
GOD SIDDHANT, YOU FUCKING NEED THERAPY. THROWING YOUR WHOLEASS LIFE AWAY TO TRY AND PROTECT A RANDOM UNBORN CLUMP OF CELLS IS NOT THE WAY TO FUCKING DEAL WITH YOUR DADDY ISSUES.
THIS IS NOT HOW I WANTED YOU GETTING ON YOUR KNEES IN FRONT OF HERRRRRRRRRR BUT YES, BEG. BEGGGGGGGGG FOR FORGIVENESS YOU FUCKING DUMBASSSSSSSSS.
bitch, uske tumpar chillane se kya haasil hona hai???? poori zindagi ujaad rakhi hai tuney apne iss Benevolent Bewakoofi™ se.
PHIR I LOVE YOU BOLA. A REAL PASSIONATE ONE THIS TIME. THIS GUY IS FUCKING TRYING TO KILL ME. OF FEELZ AND SADNESS. I'M LITERALLY SO SAD RIGHT NOW.
"i'll always love you.... main..."
FUCK THIS GUY IS REALLY TRYING TO FUCKING MURDER ME MAN.
"pehle toh main pyaar karti thi, ab aur karne lagi hoon. aur yeh pyaar zaroor badhega hi."
ASLKDJSALKDJASLDKJAJD LET THEM BEEEEEE TOGETHERRRRRRRRRRRR THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING UNFAIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR *SHAKES A FIST AT THE SKY*
"kya kamaal ki niraasha phaila rakhi hai tumne sanjivani mein. tumhare maa-baap ne tumhara naam galat rakh diya, haina dr. asha?"
ugh yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar. first of all we have such few female characters here, mardon se bloody bhara pada hai show. upar se iss ek achche compelling female character ka poora ka poora satyanaaash kar diya. main kabhi maaf nahi karoongi writers ko.
blah blah zimmedaari waala gyaan aur amar prem ke vaade, while im just looking at the poor fit of namit's pants in the butt. someone tailor that shit for him. (or don’t. i find pancake butts on hot boys kinda adorable.)
"tumne usse nahi, uski achchaayi ne usse phasaaya."
badaaaaaaaaaaaaa hi kameena insaan hai tu vardhan. narak ki aag mein jalega. if ishani herself doesn't set you on fire in the sanjivani lobby first.
perhaps asha will do the honors? looks toh aise hi de rahi hai. all the best asha. that's one way you can redeem yourself in everyone’s eyes, sis.
"pehle toh main sirf aapse pyaar karti thi. ab hadh se zyaada izzat karti hoon."
lmao ishani admitting that she didn't have any khaas izzat for him earlier.
OUFF ISS PRIDE AUR PYAAR KA KYA HI KARNA HAI IF YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHUMMIS AND/OR ORGASMS OUT OF IT????? GODDDDDDDD. AB TOH ~~~PRIDE KE SAATH~~ APNA HAATH, JAGGANNATH HI HAI TUM DONO BEWAKOOFON KE LIYE, AGLE JANAM TAK.
fuck this episode is..... too much on me. i'm just hella glad that my period is over, or i would slip into a serious depressive episode over this.
but just..... LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT THE WAY HE CAN’T HELP REACHING OUT TO HOLD HER FACE, THEY BOTH KNOW IT’S INAPPROPRIATE AND ARE TRYING TO RESTRAIN THEMSELVES, BUT HE STILL CAN’T STOP TRYING TO PHYSICALLY COMFORT HER (BECAUSE TOUCH IS HIS LOVE LANGUAGE, IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN.) AND HE CAN’T COZ HE SHOULDN’T AND HE’S DYING ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE OF IT.
I AM IN LEGIT PHYSICAL PAIN FROM SADNESS RIGHT NOW.
i wanna hate asha, but i can't. coz i can really empathize and understand the desperation with which she wants to hold on to her current life, against the forces of patriarchy trying to crush her free will so brutally .
ok maybe i hate her a little, if she'll listen to this fucker and actively make sid's life hard, moreso than what has already transpired.
MAN WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM GOD I NEED ISHANI AND ANJALI TO TEAM UP AND KICK THIS ASSHOLE'S ASSSSSSSSSSS FOR MESSING WITH THEIR LIVES AND THE LIVES OF THEIR DUDES (DAD/BROTHER/BOYFRIEND) SO BADLYYYYYYYYYYY
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“kaafi kasssss ke gire aap mere pyaar mein.”
lmao she has zero chill.
haaaaaaaaye her heart eyes. siddhu, kaisa patthar dil sanam hai tu, jo isse andekha kar raha hai????
waise heart eyes toh idhar bhi hain.
DUDE ALL SHE WANTS TO DO IS TALK. WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TALK AND FINISH IT OFF??? YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO TELL HER THE WHOLE THING, JUST SAY YOU’RE NOT READY FOR A RELATIONSHIP RN. LIKE……. YOU’RE JUST PROLONGING THE MISERY FOR YOURSELF.
askldjaslkdjlsakjdlkj he’s threatening to complain about her for workplace harassment. I WOULD ACTUALLY KINDA LIKE TO SEE IT HAPPEN THO, JUST TO SEE WHAT PROTOCOLS THIS HOSPITAL HAS IN PLACE FOR SUCH A SITUATION.
“aapki marzi!”
my god, she’s such a dheeeeeent.
OMFGGGGGGG SHE FLIPPED IT AROUND ON HIM. ki harassment isn’t what she’s doing - “kya kahenge aap; ki ek ladki aapko chhed rahi hai, aur aap chhidna nahi chahte?” - (lbr sis, it IS harassment. this is textbook aitraaz behaviour) but instead what he’s done, by removing her from his team coz of his personal feelings for her. LOL DON’T TRY TO SCHOOL THE MASTER IN THEIR OWN AREA OF EXPERTISE, SID. SHE PROBABLY HAS ALL THE WHOLE FUCKING HR AND ETHICS MANUAL MEMORIZED.
“jis din meri duty ke beech mera dil aa gaya na, uss din main khud apni complaint kar doongi.”
“aur rahi baat saat din ki…. abhi toh shuruvaat hai!”
“kaisi AJEEEEB zidddi ladki se paala pada hai!!!!”
hahahahahahaha the resignation in his voice. bechaara.
lagta hai dheent hone ke lessons ishani juhi se le rahi hai. naaak mein dummmmm kar rakha hai dono ne apne mentors ka.
“ek kaam karte hain: patient ko OT se utaar dete hain, aap ko yahaan pe letaa dete hain, aur tumhare dimaag mein jo baat atki hui hai, usse main surgery karke nikaal deta hoon.”
snort.
LMAO THE PATIENT IS AWAKE.
juhi is totally chill with it, while shashank is mortified. lolololololol.
great, even sister philo knows why juhi was thrown out 10 years ago. onlyyyyyyy juhi doesn’t know at this point.
………… ouff kya hi baat thi? is shashank covering for juhi for something? JUST TELL US ALREADY!!!!!!
nurse philo wanting to exit her mortal body and ascend to the heavens is the most accurate reaction i’ve ever seen to having a convo overheard by the person you’re talking about.
lol kalti maar li after confirming juhi didn’t really hear anything.
rishabh baar baar apologize kar raha hai and is saying he’s so glad to get to work with ishani now. dare i hope? has he changed????? IS HE A GOOD BOY NOW???? CAN WE LIKE HIM? BECAUSE WE WANT TO LIKE HIM. WE DON’T LIKE NOT LIKING HIM.
lmao asha looks tortured to be with sid. does she actually prefer working with rishabh? hard to believe. but i guess they must have formed their own little dynamic by now.
sis, your dil is getting in the way. focus.
OMFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG ASHA KI VOICE RISHABH MEIN SE AA RAHI HAI, ASKING KAISE PATAAYEGI SID KO, HAHAHAHAHA I CAN'TTTTT
“sheila ki jawaani.”
“WHAT? jawaan? kaun???”
omg rishabh is so adorably flummoxed and self conscious.
jaise taise mana liya ki case ke baare mein baat kar rahi hai…. and lol made him doubt his own knowledge about it and offer to reread the case. YAAAAAAR ISKO POSITIVE KAR DO, I WANT TO SEE HIM BE CUTE LIKE THIS!!!!!!
ugh girl you could have just texted.
this nazar band on the ankle is trend these days or what? surbhi’s been wearing hers since IB, but namit and rohit are wearing them too??
anjali is not liking her …… caffeine dependency, and thinks they should stop….. drinking coffee.
god anjali, stop getting hysterical. just tell him nahi chahiye teri coffee anymore and end it.
ugh. i hate men. i hate this man in particular, but god, i hateeeeeeee men.
LMAO THIS IS SO OBVIOUSLY PART OF THE HOSPITAL.
ugh anjaliiiiiiiiiiii. why are you like this????? sid se seekho kaise decision pe firm rehte hain.
menacing laddoo eating and promises to swargvaasi didi.
sid is being a bitch to asha also. dude, she just got the files like 5 minutes ago, thanks to your switcheroo.
STOP YELLING AT HER; TUM TOH AISE NA THE! YOU USED TO BE A GOOD MENTOR!!!!!!!!!!
juhi stepping in to save asha. god i love her. she’s honestly the besttttttttt.
ohhhhh nooooooooooo, he called dr. juhi “ISHANI”. bro, what is this behaviour?????
even juhi is like beta, what are you even doing????? it’s so obvious you’re all fucked up in love, literally every single person here can see it. stop torturing yourself like this.
boss!mom advice toh deke chali gayi ki dil ki suno…. karna toh isko hai na. bechaara.
i would like to thank all the known and unknown gods for this shirt of namit’s, that clings to alllllllllllll the right places.
body type se toh aman lagta hai.
LMAO SIDDHU READY TO THROW FISTS ALREADY.
waaah hospital ke pichwaade mein sekrit room bhi hai ishq ladaane ko! such thoughtful architecture. @nawaazishein kahin tumne toh design nahi ki yeh super useful feature?????????
lmao he sees hearts candles balloons and he’s like ishani i know it’s you!!!!!!!!
she’s like ouff kya dinnnnn aa gaye hain, manaane ke liye kya kya karna pad raha hai.
that’s heterosexuality, sis. tuney hi chuna hai yeh rasta, ab bhugat.
oh ho, hospital ka non operating wing hai. so it’s no more professional, just personal.
“tum chahti kya ho? mujhe chain se jeene nahi de sakti kya?”
lmaoooooooooooooooo he is truly so fucking done, the poor thing. i really feel his exhaustion, with like…. life.
“ab kya karoon; bimaari hai hi aisi, ilaaj bhi kadak hi karna hoga.”
save these two idiots from themselves!!!!!!!!!!
WELL DAMN.
DUDE IF YOU DON’T WANT HER, I VOLUNTEER. FUCK. SHE’S HOT AS HELL.
oh never mind, looks like you’ve changed your mind. carry on.
but he might also be having a little stroke, so i hope asha/rahil are somewhere close by for medical attention.
“kaisi lag rahi hoon main?”
lmao badiiiiii mushkil se he tore his gaze away from her boobs.
lollllllllllllllllllll sis what you doing???
HIS FACE!!!!!!!!!!!! haha awwwwww.
when zakir khan talks about sakht launda…….. THIS IS WHOM HE’S TALKING ABOUT. THE SAKHTEST OF ALL LAUNDAS!!!!!!!
i knew this would be a callback to the armaan-riddhima zara zara touch me. I KNEW IT. I KNEWWWWWWWW IT.
lmao ok this is some very awkward dancing. don’t quit your day job behen.
hahahahahahaha oh ishaaaaani.
lmaooooooooo pushed him down on the couch and he sat on a balloon and it phodofied. kya hi disasterrrrrrrr seduction hai yeh.
behold, the paragon of self control.
her long-suffering face while doing these things is honestly sending me.
yeah you love it, you asshole.
INSTANT SHIFT IN TONE OF SCENE. THINGS ARE HEATING UP.
THE SOFT EYES ARE BAAAAAAAAAACK.
we all know ki kal isko trauma flashbacks aayenge and he’ll run away, but for today, i’m gonna savour this and headcanon ki they had a nice handsy makeout session.
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rahil playing cuuuuuuuuuupid.
this one’s getting antsy again. and not in a good way.
why do i always end up falling for these kunals playing sassy poets (who are sadly relegated to playing supporting) in every damn show????? i really have a type huh?????
ouff this one's idk what what insecurities and complexes are jaaging.
siddhant’s mental issues be like....
ugh.
pft. i hate him so much. (also, whatcha wanna bet that once she gets mad at this bribery attempt, he'll be like oh no this isn't for you.)
yeah knew it.
man gtfo here with your manipulative bs.
"i'm..... not interested mr. vardhan. iss liye mujhe baar baar uncomfortable feel karwaana bandh kijiye." OH DAMN. HAVEN'T SEEN A CLEARER REFUSAL IN TELLYWOOD EVER.
but watch them go ahead and invalidate it within an episode or two, because ladki ki naaaaaaa mein hi toh haaaaan chupi hoti haiiiiiiii!
UGH DIE IN A FIRE MAN.
lmaooooo rahil is STILL shouting bad shayari at sid. i love this idiot so much.
is this asshole JUST realising that she's in love with him rn? OH MY GOD SID YOU ARE LITERALLY THE FUCKING DUMBEST.
rahil literally like ok i'm tired of telling you everyday, this is getting real boring for me now, please just do something already.
woop.
OH ANJALI. REALIZE YOUR GAY LOVE FOR JUHI ALREADY AND MAKE THIS SHOW BETTER.
OH ANJALI, NOOOOOOOOOOOOO. FUCKING HELL.
oh boy, this one is quoting back shayari at him. iske andar ka ypntkh waala siddhant jaag gaya, who has to use bhaari bharkam literature to win intellectual arguments.
jesus what kinda sad boy bulllllllllshit.
meanwhile, idhar..........
chandni is hella cute, my dudes. iss scene mein asha waala accent bhi achcha hai. bas barkaraar rahe, instead of disappearing every other scene.
rahil is us, horrified at learning the extent of sid's mental issues......... hain, pata tha. PAR ITNAAAAAA??? re devaaaaaaaaaaaa.
but also this scene is just sooooooooo overdramatic in tone. so outta sync for the rest of this show.
oh yeah, i really like chandni. she's mega cute.
rahil trying to backtrack but masti mazaak zyaada ho gaya.
like getting out of a beanbag isn't already hard enough on your own?
also lol how awkward must it have been to film this? i saw a bts and it seemed like surbhi had to keep squirming on top of namit for like a relentlessly long time. i could never have been an actor. ever.
oh sid.
"tum na, thoda for granted le rahi ho humare iss relationship ko. main tumhara senior hoon, toh jab tak koi medical emergency na ho mere aas paas aake itna free mat hua karo."
OMFG BITCHHHHHHHHHHHH KAUN KISKE SAATH FREE HO RAHA THA
alexa, play achcha sila diya tune mere pyaar ka.
what ateeet? is this about your najaayaz thing or jfc, is there a raima type situation here too? abbe yaar, you assholes and your goddamned ateets. WHY CAN'T YOU FUCKERS JUST GET THERAPY??????? GOING AROUND UNLOADING YOUR BS ON UNSUSPECTING INNOCENTS. YOU KNOW, WE HAVE OUR OWN PARENTAL ISSUES AND THE PATRIARCHY TO DEAL WITH ALREADY, WITHOUT YOUR ADDED FUCKERY THAT YOU PROJECT ON TO US.
god i am sooooooooooooooooooo glad ishani has asha. GIRL LOVE!!!!!!!!!! THE PUREST THERE IS AND WHAT WILL SAVE YOUR GODDAMN LIFE WHEN ALL GOES TO SHIT!!!!!!
painkiller ka injection for whom???? for some patient or......? coz filhaal toh painkiller ki zaroorat toh isko hai. seedha central line hi daal do, to deliver it straight to his heart.
lmaooooooooooooooo overdramatic siddhu like "painkiller se bhi yeh dard nahi jayega, sister. yeh dard kabhiiiii nahi jayega."
idk siddhu, have you tried tramadol? that shit gooooooooood.
nurse is like bitch i'm talking about a patient, not whatever the fuck dumbass issues you're having rn.
great, ishani has moved right on to having a panic attack. satyanaaaaaaash ho tera, siddhant. iss ladki ko kya kam masle the, ki tune free-fund mein aake do darjan aur de diye????
asha gonna start crying too. lord, men are honestly the worst.
ishani is all i've been alone all my life i don't wanna lose dr. sid and asha's like bitch tf am i here for then???
ishani is all about that heterosexual nonsense though. pachtaogi, behen. sisters before stupidass misters.
oh boy asha, your dadi was wrong. hella wrong. please don't kasssssske pakadofy the people you love. like hold them gently and let them know you're there for them; don't fucking forcibly tie them to yourself and stifle the fuck outta them and call that shit "pyaar".
that's all this one needed to hear tho. ohhhhh boy.
lbr tho, this is ishani’s *REAL* love story. team #IshAsh for liiiiife.
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lmaoooooooo ishani continues to be a straight disaster (pun intended) by running riiiiiiiight into a glass door.
wtf is a "badkismati ka saaya"; bitch i'll kill you. 😒😒😒
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i hate the title track of the show with lyrics. it's the singer's neha kakkar-esque voice i think. i only like the piano theme.
sona is too pure. no one in this show deserves her, honestly.
but whew, the way he's looking at her.
ravi bhaiyya is this show's khanna. instantly on bhaabi's side.
cuteass fucks.
the only valid sippys. protecc them.
lmao sona's house is soooooooooooooo extra.
"baarish baahar ho rahi hai, mor ghar mein naach rahein hain!"
lmaoooooooooooooooo. sach mein, yeh ghar hai, ya goliyon ki raasleela - ram leela ki set?????
hahahaha omg the lil headshake. i can't.
hohohohoho, symbolic removal of ghadi.
unfffffffffffff.
aaaaaaaah that little reassuring blink he gives her!!!!!!!!!
so soft.
ouff, he's soooooo moofat, no cushioning words, no sugarcoating.
thank god he had the grace to apologize seeing her face change.
"dost toh aaj bhi nahi hai." oh. my heart. this is whyyyyy i want their relationship to have a solid foundation of friendship firsttttttttttt.
sniff. sob. my heart.
WHAT DID KARAN DOOOOOOOOO? DID HE TAKE HER CAR AND CHADAOFY IT OVER WHOEVER? DID HE MAKE HER DO IT SOMEHOW? WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDDDDDD??!?!? TELL US ALREADYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!???
"karan tumhare life mein abhi toh hai nahi; toh itna kyun affect karta hai tumhe?" says the guy who hasn't stopped dialing his ex's number for the last 4 years, and had a full-on weeping breakdown about her like, 3 hours ago.
aaaaaaaand he's sliding into the next one.
oh boo. oh baby. oh child.
raimaaaaaaaaa. iss show ki madaraati hui zinda (??) bhoot, jiske saamne aane tak koi sukoon nahi.
ugh my heartttttttttttttt. he's so saddddddd. someone hugggg himmmm.
“kabhi wapas aane waali nahi” coz .......... she's dead? in a vegetative state? or just coz she got PR in amreeeka/canayda/austwayyylia and is never coming back to the motherland again coz "eeeeee, yeh kahan aaye hummmmm, how tackyyyyyyyyy"????
aise kaunse heere-jawharaat jade hue the raima mein, hein? ke iske baad hooooooo hi nahi sakta?
sighhhhhhh.
lmao mummy ko bas bahaana chahiye to push her ship together.
hahahahahahahahahahahha she’s worried kpk (sounds more like the plot of diya aur baati hum + roja?) waala scene na ho jaaye rohit ke saath.
vimmi is as usual, my absolute favt. person on this show.
this team-up is the most iconic and amazing ever. i love them both soooooooooo much.
"samajhdaar toh main zyaada hoon nahi." self aware. good.
sfdslksfjdslkfjlsdlfjdslffdj fanfic tropeeeeeee.
hahahahahaha his petty ass. rohit, you very well know you didn't deserve her graciousness then.
spoiltasssssssss malabar hill bratttttt.
bowwwww chicka bow wowwwwwwwww
the way he’s still looking at her even after she’s broken the moment!!!!!!!
tacky ke bacche, teri toh main.....
lol i can't get over it that she has her show's theme as her ringtone.
mummy is calling to ensure her child doesn't ruin the fanfic she's already 3 chapters deep into, in her head...
lololololol malabar hill mein bhi light gayi.
asdlkjdlaskjdlasjk too cuteeeeeeee.
ugh this twit. isko dekhte hi mera saara mood kharaab ho jaata hai.
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lmao wtf rohittttttttt, why are you such an extraaaaaaaaaa freak????
asalkdjsalkdjalkdjals itni jaldi baandh bhi diyaaaaa.
pffffffffffffffffffft.
like, there *is* a grownass dude living in this house, why not give his clothes?????
aslkfjsdlkfjldskfjlsdkjf the jhadoo. lmaoooooo, i can’t with this idiot anymore.
LOL THIS GRUMPYASS FUCK.
pls sona, i'm sure SOMETHING of pulkit's could have fit him!!!!
lmao @ pari bitching about her unicorn slippers, and rohit explaining his weird immune system issues to her.
[doorbell rings]
"main toilet mein nahi chupunga, main keh raha hoon!!!!!!!" hahahahahahahaha
aslkjdsalkdjlaskjdlaskjdlaskj
suman should play desi narcissa malfoy. permanent expression of dung under her nose.
and this dheent fucker tohhhh....
oufffffff no fighting early morning, pls!
i don't get this dad's character.... like he's all happy jolly nice and sweet with everyone, except rohit. it’s plausible of course, but like the polarity is just a little too much.
just seeing this woman's face makes me wanna..........
haaaye their silent communication.
if you come for the Sass King™, you best not miss.
oh ho apology.
when you gonna apologize to sona for shaking her like a ragdoll tho????
suman i need you to pls die at pehli fursat, you're really really really annoying.
sippy breakfast excitement. honestly, waaaay too much enthu in the morning.
lol gaye vimmi ke chances of seeing mahaepisode on large screen.
pari is being a little snitch bitch. ugh i really cannot with these two Asshole Rastogis.
lmao idhar toh ghanghorrrrrrrrrr blackmailing.
ouff ok i do not care about this painting nonsense. fwding.
i do not care about this dude and his wife either. i don't even know the wife's name, that's how less i care.
OMG ANIKA AUR REDUX GAURI KA KURTA GHOOM PHIR KE IDHAR SONAKSHI KE PAAS AA GAYA.
jesus h christ, is shirali styling this show?!?!?!?!?!??!? OH GOD WHY DIDN'T ANYONE WARNNNNN ME????? HOW COULD YOU PPL LET ME FIND OUT LIKE THIS??????
oh shit, now that i think of it, Irrelevant Sippy Brother™’s wardrobe is almost the same as shivaay’s..... all those atrangi suits. shit, i should have known!
oh shiiiiiiiiit girl, you in LOVE love.
ugh don't care about pari and ISB. they give me michmichi.
aye chup bait bey, literally no one is interested in your dumb character or what you have to say. ever.
lol sumit ko KPK mein netflix style prestige tv material chahiye.
dr. sippy has wormed his way into sona's head, and she's questioning the drama of it all.
oh shit that shady neta is calling.
ugh it's an infestation of vile men around this poor girl. i feel like arming her with a can of bug spray to blast them all in their rotten faces.
your wish is granted, sona!
MAKE SOME NOISE FOR THE SIPPY BOYS!
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lmao the voiceover during the vamp's scene. i'm really loving the behind the scenes look at how these shows are made.
hahaha chachu got distracted by the cooking scene. saare ke saare sippys ek hi khet ki mooli.
rohit is like chachu pls, it's not worth it, these ppl realllllly DO NOT care about accuracy, but akash just can't take it.
"is baar MUJHE koi problem nahi hai." snort. medical scene hota toh abhi idhar bakheda khada kiya hota.
rohit, pls know this is the exact emotion others experience when YOU start going on about medicine.
lmao nethra is 1000% done with the sippys.
ajit helpfully listing everyone's professions, in case KPK needs any consultants.
ohhhhhhhhhhh mama, i cannot wait till the sippys get to sumit.
also look at the telepathy going on here.
chachu still ranting about how phitkari will not make cooker explode as he's dragged away by sippy bros ("arre gal gayi aapki dal, yaar....")
the only time i'll support ISB is when he's up against this asshole.
"yeh ranveer singh kaun hai???" lol kuch zyaada nahi hua?
so far chachu has been most impressive with the intimidation.
BUT!!!!!!!!! A NEW PLAYER HAS ENTERED GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"bula; security bula. police bula. aur agar himmat hai, toh army bula."
sumit gets points for trying to be intimidating, but oh man i can feel the tension building. aaj toh phitkari se bhi vispot ho hi jaaye.
i just cannot fathom what its like to have THIS much arrogance and entitlement. must be soooooooo nice to be an upper caste cishet man with money.
....................... sumit. serial mein kaam karte ho aur yeh baaaaaaaaasic sa serial wale plot mein hi phas gaye?????????? laakh lanat.
sona has same question.
ok i have had enough of this sasta rahul roy. koi dafa karo yaar.
"khamakhaa inke mamaji ko kyun disturb karein? iske liye toh hum hi kaafi hain."
asjdlaksjdlaksjdlsk sippy strength.
nethra is THE MOST unrealistic character of this show; coz no tellywood producer would be thisssssssss obliging to these shenanigans. like, can you even imaaaaaagine?
oh pooja's here! i was wondering how come YK didn't come with sippy boys.
waise YK ki jagaah nishi ko aana chahiye tha. i would have loved to see her whoop sumit's ass from here to whatever backward bumfuck hellscape he’s from.
lol adjusted her ring for maximum impact.
TASTE THE SIPPY STRENGTH BITCHHHHHHHHHHH *dhoom theme music*
oh i'm glad this relationship has been repaired!
oh pls rohit yeh ainvayi ki naari shakti speech mat do. i hate when they make men do such performative bullshit. if they just HAD to have this, at least it would have been more believable coming from ajit or akash chachu, who haven't been shown to act like assholes to women around them.............
and this idiot girl is falling for it. oh sona, aim higher pls. the bar is literally on the ground with you.
omg this speech is not ending onlyyyyyy. samajh gaye na bhai, bandh kar. tere ko hospital nahi jaana kya aaj?
ajit is the tiniest sippy, but forever (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง (ง'̀-'́)ง
he needs to meet gauri kumari sharma. they'd make the cutest pint-sized fighting team.
*mais voice* aye challlllllllllllll naaaaaaa.
i meannnnnn...... you coulda fired him at first offence, nethra. you're making this decision now, after his shit got to a whole other level? didn’t sonakshi deserve any of this when he misbehaved with her????? you're kinda responsible for enabling the godawful bastard till this point.
........... were the sippys in a collective coma for the last two decades? like even if they don't watch it, who doesn't know that this is how tellywood handles actor replacements????
rohit is on his high horse again. nethra is like chill tf out bro.
ughhhhhh the fondness with which he's looking at her.
"main dil ka doctor hoon, dil ka patient nahi. mere patients ko yeh sab khaana mana hai, mujhe nahi!"
*takes biggest chomp of a samosa ever*
sona’s reactions are most adorable.
ohhhhhh my heart.
ek thank you pe hi flat. ouffff, kya karoon main is ladki ka.
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ohhhhhhhhhh sheeeeeeeeeeeet, he saw the hoodie!!!
"favourite toh hai, par itni bhi nahi. tum rakh lo." ughhhhhhhhhh cute; but again, girl have SOMEEEEEEE standards. you need to have some criteria other than "Y chromosome, age 30 - 40, occasionally polite to me."
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lord give me the strength to get through... whatever the fuck this show has become.
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"pata nahi kabir kya shart rakhne waala hai. lekin main apni maa ko bachaane ke liye kisi bhi hadh tak jaa sakti hoon. uski har shart maanne ke liye tayyar hoon!"
famous last words.
lo ji, bulaava aaya hai.
why do all these creeps want to have these zabardasti ke shaadi waale convos in sunsaan mandirs at the dead of night?
(once again, for our viewers at home: this is a purely north indian phenomenon. south indian temples close a little after sundown. you'll have to come back next morning and do your shady coercion bs in front of everyone in broad daylight, if you so dare.)
very thanks to tanishk bagchi for writing a song describing majority of tellywood male leads.
lmao what's with this dramatic ghanti ringing?
"tumhe. mujhse. shaadi karni hogi."
oh ho. seedha mudde par. no beating around the bush.
BUT ALSO YIKES. SO MUCH MICHMICHI IN SO MANY WAYS.
SIS WHY YOU NO FUCKING USE YOUR MARTIAL ARTS???????? BAS MANOHAR KE AGAINST USS EK DIN KE LIYE DIMAAG MEIN YOU DOWNLOADED THAT TRAINING OR WHAT? PHIR DELETE KAR DIYA, COZ YOU THOUGHT NO MAN WOULD EVER TRY THIS SHIT EVER AGAIN???
"aukaat. aukaat mein."
bitch lmao, what aukaat YOU have to be telling her about hers??????
lol ok babe, a little rich for you to be lecturing on shaadi ke maayne when you fucked dhruv over like that.
yikes, why zain's acting going all haywire and hammy? what happens to these dudes when having to do these shaadi scenes??????
ohhhhh, same mandir as her shaadi with dhruv.
zain yaaaaaaaar, zyaada ho raha hai. 4 mahine toh achche se kiya tumne, aaj kyun jaake beda-garak karne pe tule ho???
instant decision made. she's like ‘ek mittal chutiye ko bardasht kiya kuch din, toh is doosre ko bhi kar loongi. yeh pehle se zyaada good looking aur dimaag waala hai at least’
lel he didn't expect her to agree this easily.
a very sombre reprise of this song.
chalo koi nahi, show tab tak chali toh 2-3 mahine mein we'll get to that level also.
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.
yeah actually, she DIDN'T have time to play gudde-guddiyon ki shaadi as a kid coz she was too busy trying to evade murder and poverty. thanks to your father.
god. not only does he want to do shaadi, he wants to nikaalofy poore armaan of shaadi and rasms that he didn't get to do with kavya.
"main tumhe dulhan ke jode mein dekhna chahta hoon. shaadi mein tumhe tadapta dekhne ka mazza kaise chod sakta hoon? jitni lambi shaadi chalegi utni lambi tumhari tadap."
wow this dude has accurately pinpointed my fears about weddings (even if i wasn't marrying under duress) down to a T.
kal shaadi ki pehli rasam. oh boy, kitne din kheenchne ka iraada hai? (methinks agle 2 - 3 hafte ke trps are sorted this way.) AUR YEH SAB FINANCE KAUN KAREGA, HEIN?????????
for once i am on mummy's side. sighhhhh, bhugto auntyji, bhugto. saare aapke khud ke paapon ka hi nateeja hai yeh. first for not stopping pk, then for raising your sons to be such sociopaths.
amma is taking this surprisingly well.
oh boy. rani. i forgot she exists and is in this equation. her shit fit is gonna be fucking legendary and in some way i cannot wait, lmao.
IS THIS DUDE..... LIKE.... USS THAPPAD NE PECH-WECH DHEELA KAR DIYA KYA ISKA????? HE THINKS WHAT HE'S DOING WILL PUT AN END TO THE BADLE KI AAG BETWEEN THE TWO???????????
whatever he's huffing, i want some of it too, coz it's ultra-powerful stuff and seems like it'd work on these period cramps of mine.
lol sonali.
LOL MUMMY.
"aap logon ki khamoshi mein mujhe haan sunaayi de rahi hai."
achcha? kyunki mujhe toh zor zor se inka WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK chillaana sunaayi de raha hai.
good lord. GOOD LORD.
also why is his kurta so comically long?????
i think chachi is too caught up in dancing to realize he said he’s marrying pooja.
lmao inki shaqalein dekho.
zain haath se nikal chuka iss ep mein. overacting dialled up to 17.
lol chalo, at least it looks like he’s having fun.
lol chopras faces. gayi bhai company tumhare haathon se.
indore mein ho toh why band-waalas drum say mumbai????
chachi and ranjeet secretly grooving is best.
oh shit oh shit oh shit.
lmao ranjeet is planning alternate career options for papaji when yahaan se laath padegi.
i truly love ranjeet the most these days. he's the most fun to watch.
ummmmm, rani is being a little too understanding????
maa zinda hai waala sach.
WHATTTTTTT?!?!?!!? "DI MAIN AAPKA POORA SAATH DOONGI!"???????? THIS IS SOME HUMSHAKAL KAANCH RANI VERSION OF RANI THAT'S RETURNED FROM DELHI. WARNA OVERNIGHT RANI ITNAAAAAA COOL AUR UNDERSTANDING HO GAYIII?!?!!?!?!?!? UNBOHLIEVABLE.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. there she is!!!!!!!! the selfish brat we know and reluctantly tolerate. she don’t give a fuck about maa or anyone else other than herself and that mediocre mittal dick.
this fucker. THIS GODDAMN FUCKER.
sis, maa is the only leverage he's got over you. he's not gonna let anything happen to her.
but then he's also a psychopath now so you're right to worry a little.
chopra trying his best to fight for madamji, but please note wise and astute ranjeet holding him back and knowing his place.
"tameez se pesh aayiye. yeh mere hone waale pati hain."
mummy is me, i am mummy.
FUCKING CRAZYASS ASSHOLE BASTARD. HE IS FULLY PULLING A SHIVAAY AND THREATENED TO KILL HER MOM.
i really and truly am mummy, taking measured deep breaths and trying not to choke this cursed fruit of my own loins.
iss kabir ka naatak kya kam tha, ki chanda ki nautanki bhi bardaasht karni padegi???
ghar more pardesiya, aao padhaaro piya.
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the ghusaoing of romantic situations has officially begun.
ofc chachi has to ruin that with some casual slut shaming.
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LMAO, TU HAI KAUN AISI GUARANTEE DENE KO??????? ANIKA GAADI HAI KYA AUR TU USKA DEALER?
yup, he was gonna say “main shaadi ALREADY kar chuka hoon” but caught himself in time in order to not complicate matters for her wrt marrying nikhil.
BUT ARE NIKHIL AND HIS MOTHER BLIND? CAN’T THEY SEE SHE’S WEARING SINDOOR???????? SHE’S OBVIOUSLY MARRIED TO SOMEONE. you gotta be reaaaalllll dumb to not figure this shit out, you two.
lmfao ok i think i might be a fan of nikhil’s mummy for that parting shot of doosron ko gyaan dena bada asaan hai.
ohhhhhhhh man. these three are gonna be hellllllllla mad when they find out.
“kya kaha tuney???”
anika ke maan-sammaan-khushiyon ka rakshak is onnnnn the case!
pfffffffffffft. iski shakl se hi pata nahi chalta ki kya kiya isne?
you three were dumbasses to think that. they need SUPERVISED MEDIATION. aise akele chodoge toh aisa hi hoga.
UGH SHIVAAY YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST. HAR SHAADI TUM KO ZABARDASTI HI KARWAANI HAI, MAJAAAAAL HAI JO TUM DULHAN SE POOCHO KI USSE KYA CHAHIYE.
srsly, i am nikhil’s mom, who’s like why the fuckkkkk are you so involved in anika and nikhil’s shaadi. tu apna dekh na.
great, he’s ready to fund it also. ek kaam kar, anika ka kanyaadaan bhi tu hi kar. itnaaaaaaa shauk jo chadha hai.
yeah i have had it up to here with stupid singh oberoi. ugh.
^^^^^ that’s the point i stopped watching at on the 16th. i literally rolled my eyes so damn hard that i decided it was better for my health if i gave up.
okay! let’s try again!
this nikhil ki ma is such a meesni. die bitch.
ohhohohoho, anika is MOST definitely going to find about this eventually aur tab beta, tumhari khair nahi. i hope OU anika ki atma gets into her and she fucken beats you to death with her broken chameli.
is anika ko job milkar kya faida? iske personal life ke chonchlon se isko time hi kahaan milta hai job par jaane ke liye?
ugh why are you even picking up this idiot’s call??? you’re 0.0% interested in him.
lmao gauri’s face.
and gauri’s expression being paralleled here on shivaay’s face.
DAMN GIRL THE EXCITEMENT. WHO IN THIS DAY AND AGE IS EVER THIS EXCITED TO GET AN ACTUAL PHONE CALL?
lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo oh man nikhil, samajh jao apni aukaat aur haisiyat.
... what’s with the weird split-screening? that too, not perfectly in the middle and gauri’s awkwardly to the side and half cut off? matlab...???????
adorable munchkin. too cute, too pure.
lol that "whooooooo boy” expression shivaay gave after nikhil left.
holllllllly shit what’s with the hella bad green screen behind him???? that’s soooooooooo not the view outside anika’s house???
anika honestly girl, calm the fuck down.
or don’t and tell him the truth; that you’re majorly into him.
OH SHIT. OH NO SHE’S GONNA THINK HE MEANS HIS AND HER SHAADI WHILE THIS FUCKING IDIOT MAN IS TALKING ABOUT NIKHIL OH GOD AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I CAN’T WATCH THIS I CAN’TTTTTTTTTT
JFC FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YOU SHIVAAAY THIS IS FUCKING ENTRAPMENT. HONESTLY FUCK YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL MAN. IDGAF ABOUT YOUR GOOD INTENTIONS. THIS IS BULLSHIT.
oh noooooooooo my poor girl she’s so happy oh god nooooooooooo.
JFC SHIVAAY YOU FUCKING IDIOT ARE YOU SO CLUELESS THAT YOU DON’T REALISE THAT THIS WOMAN IS HUGGING YOU IN AN ENTIRELY NON “DOST“ WAY RN????????????????///
oh suddenly he realises that perhaps he shouldn’t be hugging another man’s woman in this way.
notice neither of them are moving to untangle themselves though. still remaining all pressed up against each other. and you dumb fucks still say you don’t know “kya hai humaare beech”.
sure. extreeeeeemely appropriate behaviour and manner of looking at a woman whose wedding you’re organizing to another man. A+. keep it up.
all i can do at this point is hope gauri’s secretly taking pics and will make a presentation of her own at the next wedding attempt to nikhil.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he ruined it.
sidenote: this is a nakuul smile, not a shivaay smile.
cute smile aside, i really wanna slapppppp shivaay for how giddily happy he’s being at his own stupidity. matlab self-awareness naam ki cheez is bande ke aas-paas bhi nahi bhatki hai.
anika, now would be a good time to take off your chameli. and channel all that khidkitodness you claim to possess.
we already knew nikhil and his whole fam were shadyass fuckers. ainvayi ka dramatic reveal they’re showing, as if any of this is a completeeeee surprise to any of us.
ANIKA WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? YEH TOH CHUTIYA HAI HI, WHY CAN’T YOU JUST STRAIGHT UP TELL HIM THAT YOU DON’T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT NIKHIL?????? YOU DIDN’T EVEN THE FIRST TIME AROUND, LET ALONE NOW.
... after happily leaping into his arms thinking he was proposing marriage, she’s saying “mujhe nahi pata meri khushi kis mein hai”??????????? godddddddddd she’s an even bigger fucking idiot than he is.
OMFG IS MANDHBUDDHI KI BAKCHODI KHATAM NAHI HUI HE’S NOW GETTING DOWN ON HIS KNEES TO PROPOSE.... FOR NIKHIL.
“mujhse shaadi karogi, anika?”
aaaaaahaaa. freudian slip.
lmaoooooooo “bohut khush rakhunga main... nikhil... NIKHIL!” sure boo. ek baar hua, woh galti thi. baar baar jo hota hai... chalo chodo. tumse bolke bhi kya faayda.
TFW you really can’t tell who the bigger idiot is in your relationship.
... great. just great. yeh log bhi aa gaye. AUR CHACHI BHI. UGH.
yup. i am that literal full body shudder that anika does every single time nikhil touches her. ICK. GET YO GRUBBY HANDS OFF MY GIRL.
caaaaaaaasual smiley threat from shivaay about how he’ll literally destroy nikhil if he fucks up. best.
they are me and i am them. not amused by any of this garbage.
has this chachi really sudharofied? dare i hope? in any case, her toning down her overall personality is very much welcome.
SHIVAAY I... YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU DID WHAT YOU HAVE TO, NOW PLEASE, JUST LITERALLY GTFO HERE. UGH.
jali. billu ki jali. itni der tak idk where his fucking brain was, but it’s finally hit him.
haan jaa beta, maarofy your hasty exit. go rub your literally aching chest somewhere else.
god you poor dumbass. i don’t even... ugh shivaaaaaaay, what are we even going to do with youuuuuu??????????
also sorry for untimely tharak but this blue suit is realllllllllllly working on him. especially in this lighting. brings out his eyes nicely.
also, somehow the makeup or whatever is better in this scene? his eyebags aren’t so prominent.
oh boy. khuddar waali anika jaag gayi hai. she’s come to question.
“kyunki sab kuch aap decide karte hain na? na aapne mujhe tab poocha tha jab aapne mujhse zabardasti shaadi ki, na tab poocha jab aapne shaadi ko maanne se inkaar kiya, na aapne mujhse tab poocha jab divorce papers thamaa diye, na ab jab aapne nikhil aur uske maa se meri shaadi ki baat ki.”
YAS CALL HIM THE FUCK OUT.
“kyunki tum meri.... DOST ho.”
LMAO. APPROPRIATE RESPONSE.
“meri shaadi ko dus din nahi hue... aur mera DOST meri doosri shaadi karwaana chahta hai. aapko lagta hai yeh sahi hai??”
GIRL YES FUCKING MURDER HIM.
ah fuck. he’s losing it and almost in tears. fuck i’m kinda melting. he’s trying so hard. he’s objectively wrong, but he’s TRYING SO HARD.
NO. DO NOT LEAVE IT ON FUCKING KISMAT, USE YOUR FUCKING BIG GIRL WORDS AND TELL HIM YOU DON’T WANNA MARRY FUCKING NIKHIL. JFC ANIKA.
ugh you two idiotssssssssssssss.
lord this tu jaane na makes me want to stab myself in the eye with a rusty fork. the music of this whole redux truly sucks ass.
17.08.18
LMAO OM AS USUAL COMES THROUGH FOR ALL OF US, WITH THE FUCKING DISBELIEF AND RAGE AND WANTING TO THROTTLE BILLU.
same here with gauri. god bless my sensible little chirraiyya. anika for fucks’ sake listen to her. honestly.
lmao rikara’s faces at the whole “kismat” nonsense. tell me they take things into their own hands and become the “kismat” writers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... itna toh yeh prinku ke shaadi ke liye bhi utaavla nahi tha jitna khud ki biwi ki shaadi karwaane ke liye ho raha hai. someone get this man some help.
at least these two are having their fun!
also tell me they have some kinda plan in place, and that’s why they’re so chill and happy.
snort.
oh boy. dramatic music says something’s gonna happen with the lights.
yup. isko jhatka lagne waala hai. in more ways than one; but right now mostly of the electric kind.
oh ho nope! doosra jhatka first!
sure. the way every wedding planner looks at the bride. like they wanna marry them themselves.
god bless prinku and her sass 4ever.
and these two and their beautiful faces! honestly, masha’Allah.
“aapke bhaiyya satiyaa gayein hain. kya kar kya rahein hain????” lmaooooooooo
OMFG OMKI SHOMKI FINALLY MAKING SOME KINDA FUCKING MOVE. GODBLESS, HALLELUJAH!
YES THEY’RE GONNA BE LIVING HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE BUT RIKARA LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!
lmao anika’s also started daant chabaana at this man and his fuckery.
no literally who the fuck are all these fucking guests??????
OH MY GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOO GOOOOOD.
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, of course!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i am literally putting nazar ka teeka on my laptop screen coz god, how beautiful are they!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“tum theek ho?” eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, lo, the 4 Lions “i love you” bhi ho gaya!
lolololol she’s the cutest.
oh ho, this prinku is on “tu” basis with rudra. meaning they’re around the same age.
also finally, a throwaway line explaining where rudra is!
god he looks so hot today, i can’t.
lolllllllllllllllll prinkuuuuuuuuuuu. you really do thrive off putting your brothers in the most uncomfortable situations ever, and that too with the most insouciant look on your face. I FUCKING LOVE IT.
HOW DARE YOU TWO BE THIS BEAUTIFUL?????????? I CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT YOU STRAIGHT, IT’S LIKE LOOKING AT THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this girl also looking like fire today. the makeup is especially good. i love the glittery blue liner!
of course. also situation is kinda sorta chaapofied from ipk.
lmaoooooooooooooooo her face.
yeah kismat is doing its thang. take the fucking hint. all three of you dumbasses.
meanwhile lol these two and their completely nonplussed faces.
great. nikhil ki mummy is starting her overacting. ouff.
omkara: relax aunty, galti se hua hai.
“kuch galtiyaan kitni khoobsurat hoti hai!”
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooo she really is the best.
AAAAAAAAAND THAT’S WHAT YOU CALL “KISMAT” BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
as much as i’m relishing her snark in pointing it out to him, i’m also mad as hell at her for going through with this garbage. ab kahaan gayi teri saari khuddaari bish???? you just gonna do whatever the fuck one man or the other keeps pushing you into????
ugh nikhil literally fuck off. can’t you see two beautiful people were having a moment here? no place here for uggos like you.
ugh this sad puppy. oh shivaay what even do we do with you??????
god i love omkara and his common sense and his not mincing his words. SO MUCH. words can’t even describe. #omkaraisbae
(gosh i haven’t used that hashtag since like, the late 2016s???? i missed it!)
oh suddenly NOW they notice the sindoor. she’s been wearing it for all these days with no maang tika or anything to cover it, tab kya aankhon mein button lage hue the sab ke?????
... and the purpose of this is????????????????
LMAO HOW IS THIS ANY BETTER???? LIKE OK YOU STOPPED HER FROM TELLING THE SECRET BUT SHE LITERALLY RAN OVER TO YOU AND IS FUSSING OVER YOU NOT GIVING A SINGLE FUCK ABOUT NIKHIL AND HIS FAM.
waise they should be used to it by now, na? pehli shaadi mein bhi toh isne yehi kiya tha.
son honestly. what are you even doing. why are you fucking like this???
wow he gave up his own room for her to stay in? or are they staying together till the shaadi or...??? like scene kya hai boss???
billu this bs martyr complex of yours is getting reallllllly tiresome now.
oh god noooooooooooooo not the fucking sindoor too. don’t you fucking dare!!!!!!!!
oh gooood. she called him out on it. literally doing whatever the fuck he wants with zero thoughts on what those symbols mean to her. fucking dumbass.
“meri maang, mera sindoor, meri marzi main lagaoon ya na lagaoon...” GIRL IF YOU CAN BE SO ASSERTIVE RE: ALL THIS WHY THE FUCK CAN’T YOU JUST SHUT DOWN THIS WHOLE FARCE??????????? HONESTLY, MORE THAN SHIVAAY, YOU ARE GETTING ON MY LAST DAMN NERVE RN.
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lo shuru sanskaari music. 🙄🙄🙄
never getting over the “fuck me” bedroom eyes they’re giving each other. 😏😏😏
gauri feeding shaktiiii cake. gosh, what even do you call it when you start shipping a new parental figure for a character? there are no words in fandom culture for all the dynamics this show makes me ship!!!! 😫😫😫
... such unnecessary tension. just eat the damn cake, omkara. 😒😒😒
shivika giving each other “kuch karnaaa padegaaaa” looks 🙃🙃🙃
yes plz, turn for you to play shipper now. yell at omkara alternately till he fucking fixes this ish. 😒😒😒
shaktiji is practically glowing from all the #shivika shipping. happiness is a good look on him. 😊😊😊
who’da thunk that i’d eventually be rooting for shakti as the good parent? in any case, he did less damage than pinky, so there’s that. 😕😕😕
god i hate this stupid “abhi tak shaadi nahi hui hai, toh door raho” nonsense in remarriage tracks. they were living together for more than six months. they could have been having crazy monkey sex in that time for all you know. bloody nonsense. 😑😑😑
i am happy that anika looks just as dismayed as shivaay at this development. 😌😌😌
LMAO RUDRA, HAATH KO AAYA PAR MOOH NA LAGA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
the dubbing of this damn scene... 😐😐😐
ohhhhhhhh great. pinky’s here to fuck up the happy. 😒😒😒
omkara’s instant bitch face. love itttttttt. 😆😆😆
nope. shakti is firmly #teamShivika. SHAKTIJI OUT!!!!!!!!! 😙😙😙
i think omki took that “8 baje kamre ka darwaaza bandh” instruction from rudra a little too seriously. he looks mad at shivaay for making him leave this late at night. 😋😋😋
honestly #me. don’t you make me leave my bed/room after 8 pm. you won’t like my grumpy ass. 😒😒😒
OMG YES THEY BROUGHT UP THE “ROTE HUE AAYEGA MERE PAAS” DIALOGUE!!! WE’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR ITTTTTTTT 😭😭😭😭
omki’s excitement and glee at shivaay’s happiness. oh my heart. my boys. my beautiful boysssssss. 😭😭😭
4 LIONS MEN GOING FROM GROWLY ASSHOLES TO SOFT PUSSYCATS WHO ARE SO HAPPY TO BE IN LOVE IS MY ULTIMATE FAVE THING EVER OK *weeps* 😭😭😭😭😭
saansein ruk jaati hai was anika’s thing. and di’s thing to arnav. not omki’s to shivaay’s. 😕😕😕
I LOVE HOW SHIVAAY MADE OM COME SEE HIM IN THE DEAD OF THE NIGHT JUST SO HE CAN GEEK OUT ABOUT BEING IN LOVE AND HOW BEAUTIFUL HIS GIRL IS 😚😚😚😚
UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BOYSSSSSSSSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭
“sabse pehle main tujhse bataane aa gaya” BECAUSE HE’S YOUR PERSONNNNNNN. 💖💖💖
awwww man, i’m just so happy and weepy from all the feeelz. 😭😭😭😭
lol omki yelling at him for telling HIM first instead of anika. 😊😊😊
“i think i need a hug. i think we both need a hug.”
HAWWWWWWWW WITHOUT RUDRA?????? 😯😯😯
THIS HUG THO. MY BOYS. MY BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL BOYS. OMKI SO HAPPY, HE’S A BLURRRRRRRR. 😅😅😅
“subah subah shivaay singh oberoi pakode tal raha hai?”
a sentence i never thought i’d hear. also, probably a real headline in the newspapers of this show’s universe, knowing the press and the way they act in this show. 😒😒😒
ANIKA AGREES WITH ME ABOUT THE NEWS THING 😧😧😧
anika’s about to lose it at him for using the wrong type of oil. 😆😆😆
(god, she’s so me, it hurts. i too am very specific about shit like this. 😕😕😕)
“aap na bohutttttttt cute ho.”
not in that ugly ass shirt and white jeetendra pants from the 80′s he’s not. 🙄🙄🙄
ALSO, NO YOU!!!!!!!!!! GOD MY GIRL LOOKS SOOOOOOOOO GOOD TODAY. 😍😍😍😍
billu hates being called “cute”. he wants to be called “HOT”, does he? 😏😏😏
OMG HE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯😂😂😂
lol his innocent “haan dadi????? 😇😇😇”
snort. idiot. he’s doing ONE ARM DISTANCE like we used to do in schoooooool, for assemblies. 🤣🤣🤣
wait, so they’re still in the same room at night? so, what does this “do foot” nonsense even matter??????? 😑😑😑
“DADI KO MAT BOL!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“DO FOOT, MY FOOT!”
oh billu. you’re incorrigible. 😝😝😝
also, um hello, YOUR PAKODE?!!?!?! 😯😯😯😯
incoming takaraaana in 3... 2... 1....
EEEEEEEEE HE PULLED HER IN CLOSER EEEEEEEEEEE 😍😍😍
ohhhhhh you twoooooo awkward babiesssss. 😌😌😌
YES, SHIVIKA SHIPPING RIKARA!!!!!!!! 😁😁😁
anika helpfully informing shivaay of gauri’s “atrangi ideas” 😊😊😊
anika’s excited squeals oh my hearttttttt what a fucking cutie!!! 💖💖💖
“ab jab hum nahi lad rahein, toh jo humari jagah khaali hai kisi ko toh bharni padegi.”
this damn family thrives on conflict and chaos. check yourselves before you wreck yourselves, idiots. 😐😐😐😐
YAS, MISSION RIKARA IS A-GO!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
what the fuck is a “shaadi ka bowl”? 🤔🤔🤔
what’s this 90′s bollywood type theme music. 😒😒😒
pfffffffft rudra. you’re soooooo lame. 🙄🙄🙄
HA! i like how she gave it back to him! “public police ko nahi bachaati. police public ko bachaati hai.” 😎😎😎
ok romance is getting tooo icky with the staring. also i haaate their music. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄
gauri approves of shivaay’s olive oil waale pakode. at least someone does. 😋😋😋
meanwhile anika here is working on om. yaaaaaas, i am loving this division of labour. MY BROTPSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! 😘😘😘
shivaay feeding gauri pakode apne haath se. LIKE HE DOES HIS BABY BOY RUDRA. i am actually fucking crying. 😭😭😭😭😭
oh boy anika omki ko faraq ka jaap pada rahi hai. 😐😐😐
OMG SHIVAAY BAAT BANA RAHE HO YA BIGAAD RAHE HO 😯😯😯
but fully loving how he’s trash talking his own brother for bulbullllllllllllll behnaaaaaaa 😚😚😚
OH MY GOD SHE’S SO CUTEEEEEEEEEEEE WHAT EVEN IS HER FAAAAAACE 😍😍😍
meanwhile anika toh is going to town on omki with reverse psychology. behen, sambhaal ke. bante bante baat ke upar apni bulldozer mat chalaiyo. 😣😣😣
OMFG HIS FACE AT “DER HO CHUKI HAI” AND “MOVE ON”. YES!!!!!!!! 🙃🙃🙃
“ab gauri ko main pasand nahi hoon???? 😟😟😟”
THE FEAR. I AM LOVING IT. I AM LOVINGGGGG ITTTTT. 😆😆😆
“agar woh tumhare paas aaye toh mooh pher lo. pher lena!!!! achcha ab yahaan phero, sun toh lo.”
omfg shivaaaaaaaay. lmaooooooo i love these two togetherrrrr. 🤣🤣🤣
ok kids, time to pick a team in the replies: are you #TeamAniKara or #TeamShivRi
you guys know my team already. bade bhaiyya and bulbul have my fuckinggggg heart. 😍😍😍😍
“ab gauri om se door bhaagegi.”
“aur om gauri ke peeche peeche!”
“aur hum?”
tum dono ab make out karoge. 😌😌😌
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* 😍😍😍😍😍
oufffffo dadiiiiiiii yaaaaaaar. 😣😣😣
LMAO “pehle toh nahi tha puttar, lekin teri harkatein dekh kar...” dadi let the boy liveeeeeee lollllllll 😆😆😆
you guys i can’t tell you how hella glad that i am that anika is just as frustrated as billu. it just warms my hearttttt that she’s as into it as he is. 😌😌😌
oh my heartttt, omkiiiii. look at his faaaace. and how he’s nervously adjusting his shirt and vest before approaching her. 😭😭😭
‘please still love me!’
oh boy, not the best voices to have in your head guiding you. honestly, why would you take advice from a couple who haven’t even been properly together for 24 hours yet!!?!?! 🙄🙄🙄
ohhhh boy omki is going to be asad (from QH) ka sequel, with the “woh actually, main...”s. 😬😬😬
HIS PANIC AT “SAB KHATAM HO GAYA HAI”!!!!!!! HER ADORABLE FAKE GUSSA! HIS DARRRA HUA FACE! I LOVE IT ALL OMG
ohhhhhhhhhhhhh no. these fucking idiots. they underestimated omki. 😟😟😟😬😬😬
OK LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT TEJVILANA. FWDING.
will i ever stop sighing happily over these two and their cuteeeee???? 😭😭😭😍😍😍😚😚😚
hahahahahaha shivaay dropping the stuff and fumbling picking it up . what an idiottttt. 🤣🤣🤣
oh boy why does dadi have rope?!!?!?! 😬😬😬
what a cutieeeeeeeee 😍😍😍
OMFG OMKI DHOKEBAAZ 😧😧😧
omggggg hahahahah shivaay singing “jahaan main jaata hoon wahin chali aati hai” 🤣🤣🤣🤣
lo rudra ki bhi entry. loving the casual way shivaay and he exchanged rock on 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽 gestures as greetings.
“rudy, pata hai, shivaay rangay-haathon pakda gaya!”
“bhaiyya yeh koi holi khelne ka time hai kya?”
snortttttt, idiot. 😂😂😂😂
ohhhhhhhh boyyyyy. omkiiiiii. tu toh puraaaaara paaapi nikla. 😫😫😫
bulbul doing taubaaaa gestures at “patne - pataane ki baatein” hahaha 😆😆😆
lol anika getting mad at shivaay for being an idiotttttt. 😂😂😂
ouff againnnn tejvilana nonsense. fwding. 🙄🙄🙄
lo, omkara has taken the ramayan parallels from the initial promos a little too seriously and drawn a literal lakshman rekhaaaaaa. 😐😐😐
ladki waale kaun ladke waale kaun waala confusion.
lmao smart singh oberoi has very cleverly declared himself a ladki waala and stepped rightttt over the loc lololol 😂😂😂
DEVAR SQUAD ARE LADKI WAALE. *weeping* 😭😭😭
BEHNEIN BADE BHAIYYA KI TARAF SE. 😚😚😚
AND SHAKTIJI IS LADKI WAALE. FROM “BETI” KE SIDE. *weeps 5ever* 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
pffft tumhaaare dad aur mom haiiii kahaaan? have you even bothered calling them for the last 2 weeks? 😒😒😒
ugh fuck off pinky. no one invited you. 😤😤😤
maaaaaaaaaan, what even is this jhanvi plot?
who dat on the bike? um... kinda looks like gauri ka woh “apun ki sister” waala bhaiyya? 😕😕😕
OMFG IT IS HIM. WHUT? 😯😯😯
HOLY SHIT WHAT EVEN IS THIS JHANVI/DANDIIII TEAM UP??? 😟😟😟
ok idek why i’m watching this nonsense. oh wait. i do, for this face:
who the fuck told these people that south indians start every sentence with “aiyyo”????? 😒😒😒
like idk about other south indian states, but elders always admonish me if i say “aiyyo” too much - it’s a thing you say in distress and it’s believed saying it over and over kinda invites negativity into your life. 😐😐😐
THEY’RE TAMILIANS AND THAT’S A MALAYALAM NEWSPAPER. WHAT THE FUCK EVEN OMGGGGGGGGG. 😧😧😧😟😟😟
ALSO THE TITLE OF THE NEWSPAPER IS JUST A BUNCHA RANDOM MALAYALAM LETTERS THROWN TOGETHER????? THE FUCK. 😣😣😣😣
dandiiiiiii is under the influence of dosas and thinks kaveri/peter are legit. don’t blame him, whatever said and done, those dosas did look damn good. 😌😌
also, i hate the way north indians pronounce “dosa” - it’s tho-sha/tho-sa, not dosa with a hard D. 😒😒😒
OH THANK GOD. DANDI CAN TELL MALAYALAM AND TAMIL APART. HALLELUJAH. ALREADY LIKE HIM MORE. 😐😐😐
jhanvi is like yep, that kinda ignorant ass north indian bs sound like tej/svetlana for sure. 😒😒😒
didn’t even get what the precap was about really. some murti, some shiv-parvati sanjog, and everyone shocked at shivaay’s possesiveness re: khanna. ok???????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
hopefully om-gauri get a little trip outta this hellhole to go get this murtiiiii? 😊😊😊
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bhavya’s body mic ka controller is making her have an anaconda-like butt. (‘oh my god, look at her butt!’) 😆😆😆
my aesthetic: anika happily gazing at all the flowers, and billu happily staring at ANIKA. 😍😍😍
lmao the flower petals are getting all caught up in the vertical maze that is nakuul’s hair. time to go easy on the hair product and the sheer height of that thing man. AND FFS DYE IT BACK. I WANT TO CRY WHEN I SEE OLD GIFSETS WHEN YOU HAD NORMAL PPL HAIR. I HATE THE HIGHLIGHTS SOOOOOOOOOO MUCH. 😫😫😫😫
ok billu’s getting all romantic in front of everyone. these two have become THAT couple now. who just GIVE NO FUCKS anymore. 😶😶😶
lmaooooooooooo rudra is jelly that bhaiyya loves someone else more than him now. 😂😂😂
bhavya has imposter syndrome. 😥😥😥
what does pinky mean by “yeh phir yahan aa gayi”??? like... she’s been here for a really long time now? she lives here? this is her shaadi ka function? idgi. 🤔🤔🤔
siiiiiiiiiiiiigh, shivaaaaaay. you’re just making things awkward and ruining them for ANIKAAAAAA. 😐😐😐
but also, i feel for the poor billu. look how upset he looks. *pats his floofy hair.* 😢😢😢
omg bruhhhhhhhhhhh i just realised who nakuul’s hair is reminding me of 😯😯😯😯😯
THE HEIGHT. THE WEIRD COLOUR. HE EVEN HAS KANJI AANKHEIN. IT’S UNCANNY!!!!!!!!!!!
the oberois are so fucking rich. why can’t they just hire a damn photographer to take pics for their events? baat baat pe rudra ko photo khichwaane ke liye khada kar dete hai. that too with his shitty cellphone. 😒😒😒
aw man, i miss rikara in this family moment. esp. my bulllllbullllll. 😚😚😚
what is with these dangal people and being so extra in their dialogue delivery? 😒😒😒
WAIT WTF THEY’RE SETTING THE HOSPITAL ON FIRE?!?!!?!? WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IS WRONG WITH YOU BALRAM 😟😟😟😟😟
ok seriously, balram and chele have taken acting lessons from some 80s ka B Grade bolly movie. itnaaaaaaaa ghatiya acting maine is show mein aaj tak nahi dekha. 😣😣😣
OUFFO OMKARA, NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR SHIVAAY WALA EGO TO JAAGOFY RN 😤😤😤😤
OMG IS THIS THE TIME TO ARGUE ABOUT WHO OWES WHOM HOW MUCH THE PLACE IS ON FIRE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS 😩😩😩😩
damnnnnn, bhavya looks really super duper pretty today. even though all angsty. 😍😍😍
ok too filmy with the flowers and shit. as usual fwding ruvya nonsense. ouff. 🙄🙄🙄
lmao anika is annoyingggggg shivaay by throwing flowers in his face. (which btw, is so me. why am i like this?)
lol what a baby. 😂😂😂
chase timeeeee. rudra and bhavya being literally used as shields. 😐😐😐
oh no she’s reaching for the shady thaal of yellow tulip petals. 😧😧😧
and straight to the face. RIP billu. 😶😶😶
shuru nakuul ki ‘i’m dying’ overacting. oufff. 😒😒😒
i hate when you’re sick or wounded or whatever and desis go like “KUCH NAHI HUA HAI, AAP BILKUL THEEK HAI!!!!!” to reassure you. like, bitch, speak for yourself, i’m fucking dying here. 😤😤😤
lmao the randommmmm guests. they’re like FINALLY, IT’S AN OBEROIIIIIIIII PARTY! ISI DRAME KE LIYE TOH HUM AAYE THE! WARNA KAUN AATA IS AADMI KE TEESRE SHAADI PE, THAT TOO TO THE SAME DAMN GIRL. 🙄🙄🙄
overacting to the maxxxxxxxxx and i think i know what’s coming based on what i spotted sticking out of his sherwani ka pocket. also family’s reactions, which are just toooo fuckin’ chill. 😒😒😒😒
YUP. KNEW IT. THIS FUCKING FUCKER. 😡😡😡
ha, my girl ain’t no kachchi khilaadi! pfffffffft, hoshiyaar se hoshiyaariiiii, billu? mehengi padegiiiiii.
lmaooooo *sobbing and sniffing* “main itni time se bolna chahti thi ki.... MAIN ITNI BADI PAPPU NAHI HOON SHIVAAY.” 😊😊😊
hahahaha his faaaaaaace. HER FACE. EVERYONE’S FACES.
fuckingggggg idiot. it’s a good thing anika is such a sport or i swear, i’d have climbed into the screen and dropkicked him in the face for ruining her day. 😒😒😒
fuck, she *is* upsettttttttt. that’s it. *starts crawling into the screen like samara from the ring, but ultaaaa* 😠😠😠
OUFF, WHY IS EVERYONE GANGING UP ON MY GIRL LIKE THIS? MAKE YA BOY SAY IT FIRST. 😤😤😤
security hai. acp hai. phir bhi jo chaahe aa jaa sakta hai. matlab..... 😑😑😑
meanwhile these two have just about made it out the damn burning hospital.
OH GOD SHE’S GOING BACK IN FOR THE MURTIIIIII ISN’T SHE 😧😧😧😧
aaaaaaaaand omkara’s fallen again. my god, isse naazuk character maine zindagi mein nahi dekha. his bones are literally made of glass, and his skin made of paper. jo bhi khaata hai, pura ka pura goes to his hair i think. 😣😣😣
LMAO TEJ AS PETER AS TEJ (idek what’s going on in that plot, so i’m guessing....) 😆😆😆
LOL RUDRA’S FAAAACE. 😂😂😂
lmaooooo shivaay’s confusedddddd af. 🤣🤣🤣
“itni baar repeat karoge toh peter se repeater ho jaaoge papa.” lololololol
LO, SVETLANA BHI AA GAYI. AB AAYEGA MAZAAAA!
LMAO AT THE EXPRESSION SHIVAAY JUST MADE HAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
RUDRA IS ME. I AM HIM. 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽
why’s bhavya so incensed? she doesn’t even know who svetlana is. 🤔🤔🤔
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL EVERYONE’S FACES MAN
omg gauri you’re a fucking idiot. honestly. 😫😫😫😫
meanwhile omkara is cursing his naazukpan.
ok the vfx are hella bad and i can’t take this scene seriously at all. 😑😑😑
“peter peter nahi hai, peter papa hai. aur humein acting karni hai ki woh papa nahi, peter hai. main papa ko papa kaise naa bolun?”
all the awards to leenesh for executing this line with zero fumbles. wonder how many takes it took. 😅😅😅
what even is going on, can we just get married so we can sex already? should we just elope? 😐😐😐
hmmm, this conundrum might finally be interesting enough to make me stop thinking about MERA SHIVAAY for 5 whole seconds.
shivaay coming in with too much logic and rationality for jhanvi to handle. 😒😒😒
to hear jhanvi say the words “main tej se pyaar karti hoon” makes me want to rip my own skin off my body. 😬😬😬
rudra be like IMMA THROW SVETLANA OUT THE HOUSE RIGHT NOWWWWWWW
i love how now that shivaay’s calmed down to normal human levels of gussa and other negative emotions, the other two have cranked up theirrrr anger and extraaa levels to 300. never a moment of peace and quiet with this damn family. 🙄🙄🙄
“mom, woh dad ko blackmail kar rahi hai, ab aur isse zyaada mushkilein kya badhengi?”
when rudra is the sensible and sorted one in the conversation, you know the other person is properrrrrrr daft. 😐😐😐
ALL THE OBEROI MEN BE LIKE ALL THIS WOMANLY EMOTION IS TOO MUCH FOR US NOTHING MAKES SENSE
honestly, i’m on their team. jhanvi’s being a fucking idiot. as always.
ok bhavya, jhanvi jusssssssssst implied that svetlana has some proof of illegal shit tej did. and you’re still on team tej? 😐😐😐
anika, my pure angel, thinking about her otp rikara. 😭😭😭😭
shivaay be like YUS HE JUST STARTED SMILING AND MAAROFYING GHATIYA SHAYARI AGAIN I WILL NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO MY BABY BOY #PAPABEARAF 🐻🐻🐻
WOH DONO ZINDA BACHE TOHHHHHHHHHHHH 😫😫😫😫😫
ok the vfx of this scene are sooooo fucking bad and all this is just soooo extraaaaaaaaa, fwding till something good happens
oh bete ki, naazuKara uth gaya! 😯😯😯
ok it’s a tiiiiiiiiiiiny fucking plant, why are these two freaking out like this? just kick it out the way?!?! 😣😣😣
can this show just be 40 minutes of shivaay reacting to peter and making WTF??? side-eyes at everyone else? coz i am fucking loving it. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
aw. poor rudy boy. he’s always been the one closest to tej. 😔😔😔
minor aside: love shivaay’s soft but love-filled voice talking about his brothers. #myBoys 😭😭😭😭😘😘😘😘
snort, rudra’s face at him asking for chakna. 😂😂😂
lollll tejjjjj just called anika “fairy queen”! 😆😆😆
tej kabse itna sanskaari ho gaya, ki pair-wair chooone laga? 🤔🤔🤔
DADI BE LIKE THIS AINT MY SON THAT BOY HASN’T TOUCHED MY FEET IN OVER 50 YEARS OF HIS BEING ON THIS PLANET
WHAT, OMKARA, IS THIS REALLY NECESSARY? TUJHSE APNA HI WEIGHT UTHAAYA NAHI JAATA, AB ISKO BHI UTHAAYEGA??? 😣😣😣😣
WHY ARE THEY TREATING THIS TINYYYYYYY FUCKING POTTED PLANT LIKE A GIANT TREE!????!?!? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
lmaoooooooo balram, fucking give up already. 🙄🙄🙄
rudra is still hung up on this I WANNA CALL HIM PAPA NOT PETER nonsense. like... dude. 😒😒😒
aana kaaryathin eddekku chena kaaryam, amirite mallu brethren????? 🙄🙄🙄
for non mallus: basically translates to “talking about yams when we’re talking about elephants” i.e. focusing on nonsensical small things when there’s bigger matters at hand.
bachcha party forming mystery inc. like the old days. oh man i miss saumya. 😭😭😭😭
stop yelling attttt her omkaraaaaaaaaaa. 😩😩😩
“maine kahaaa tha na tumse, yeh murti tumse zyaada keemti nahi hai.”
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.
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“tum bhi meri parivaar ka hissa ho.”
aaaaaand gauri’s turn to pass the fuck out. god these two really need to like... start taking vitamins and shit to boost their immune systems and strength. idk man. get on some kinda regimen. they’re altogether messed up from all the physical and emotional trauma they face on a weekly basis. 😕😕😕
for once i’m enjoying a ruvya scene. please just keep them in platonic/comedy scenes like these. it works soooo much better. 😌😌😌
and just as i said that, they ruined it by turning it romantic. fuck it. fuck it. fuckkkkkkkkk it. 😒😒😒
“maan na maan, main apne hi ghar mein mehmaan” snort. poor rudy. 😂😂😂
how this family puts up with rudra’s stupidity THIS EARLY IN THE MORNING is beyond me. matlab, sach mein. 🙄🙄🙄
shivaay looking at anika with sex eyes and telling bhavya “tumhe diversion chahiye na? diversion mil jayega. 😏😏😏😏”
me @ billu:
“bhaiyya saare function toh ho gaye.”
“toh kya hua, ek aur kar lenge.”
THE OBEROI FAMILY MOTTO.
lo. billu ko toh bas bahaana chahiye chance maarne ke liye. 🙄🙄🙄
‘ugh. couples. so gross.’
rudra is me. i am rudra.
billu really gives zeeeeeeeeeeeeeeero fucks about who’s watching anymore. i’m telling you he’s fully willing to sex anika up right in front of svetlana “for the mission”. 😆😆😆
the face of a man who’ll stop at nothing.
SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT SVETLANA’S BIG SECRET ISSSSSSSS THIS TIMEEEEEEEEEEEE 😧😧😧😧
srsly, since when is tej so into family values???? 🙄🙄🙄
pft, he’s an idiot to focus on the key. it’s so obviously a red herring. it’s like he doesn’t knw her at allllllll!
tej is grade-A proof that intelligence isn’t sexually transmittable. 😐😐😐
WTF IS A LOVE-AKSHARI!?!?!!?!? 😒😒😒
JESUS CHRIST WHAT PAKAAU THAKELA AWAIIIII KE FUNCTIONS, LORD. WHERE ARE MY RIKARA?????? I’M SO SICK OF BILLU’S THIRSTY WAYS. 😣😣😣
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