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chiquititaosita · 9 months
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stuffing hange’s mouth with our panties while we overstimulate her 🤭hehehe
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panty stealer hange! Who has a collection of all of their fave panties, you own.
panty stealer hange! who loves to wash their clothes immediately after you when it’s laundry day.
panty stealer! Hange! masterbating after you in that same shower as they pick your cum off the drain with their fingers as they fuck themselves to the thoughts of you
when you catch panty stealer hange! they’re shocked. “Oh. H-hey [y/n.]” they act like nothing happened and bury your panties in their pocket. “Is everything okay??” you’d ask them. as you’re bending over and your puffy folds are seeping with juices. Hange Can smell it.. And you’re just shocked. “Y-you stole my panties!?” “yeah and?” THEY SAID IT WITH NO HESITATION. “Why? I need them for research!!”
“obviously, you stole my good panties!!” you just laugh. and straddle them down, face down ass up, “now I’m gonna use you, as my personal fuck toy.” You just seductively chuckle tease hange with straddling their face with your cum soiled panties and they’re just super moaning and gagging So they just smash your pussy onto their face. Eating you out like a starved animal.
if you overstimulate hange, you’re fucked. It takes A LONG ASS TIME TO GET THEM to fucking squirt, cum and gush. they’ll be happy and at peace knowing you’re using them for your pleasure.
you filthy animals: @abbyslev @hangespublicist @zarihaaa @cottonconnielvr @euphofic @luffyinlove @br4tphobia @angelktski @honeybleed @killxio @mommypieck @hangeslovers-world @hangesonlyfanss @etherealxmaya @lawsvalentine @sanjisblackasswife @strawberrystepmom @noawithlove
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chiquititaosita · 10 months
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thoughts on hange w a partner who has a mexican family? LIKE I KNOOOWWWW THEY’D BE FUCKING UP THE FOOD AND LEARNING HOW TO PRESS LAS TORTILLAS BRO
Hange Zoe with a Latina (Mexicana) S/o
synopsis; hange zoe dating a latina girl good luck.
contents: fluff, sfw, hispanic culture and slang, hange is given gender neutral pronouns, insults are sometimes used as love languages.
osita note HI BABY LOVE!!! Omg I got you!!! I’m a mexicana! So this is right up my ally. I already know how most of this will go 😘🩷🌮 @backwzzds @honeybleed @euphofic @noawithlove @yourrfavzxri @loonadaworld @blkcupid @abbyslev @hangesonlyfanss @hangespublicist @mommypieck @theemrsjaeger @cottonconnielvr @killxio @hqkalon @yourrfavzxri @kenruu @chrollohearttags @roronoaswifey @sanjisblackasswife @jujuyii @hangeslovers-world @lusts1ck
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- be prepared for their funeral. no seriously someone prepare hange for their funeral
-hange is very overwhelmed at first meeting your family and they have every right to be scared.
- immediately loves when you yell at them Spanish. Or someone else. They’re gonna be like. “Yeah I love her.”
- they’re gonna say something that they didn’t even know that they embarrassed themselves on accident since they’re funny unintentionally that’s what made you fall in love with them in the first place. like. “wait what did i say?”
-“you said you’re pregnant, not embarrassed.” hange just bursted out laughing with you
- will burn their hand on the comal (the flat stove) when flipping tortillas. “FUCK!”
- uses a spatula “y/n I need my hands!! I got lab work to do!!” They’re gonna try and make up excuses
- loves tamales and eats the corn husk on accident. “Wait we’re not supposed eat the wrapper??”
-Once you show them they actually eat them by unwrapping the corn husk like a present then they start loving the tamales.
- loves your families cooking. Abuela is going to force feed them. “please corazon por favor come un poco mas” (please have some more food.)
-everyone will stare at hange to see what they’re going to. “Abuela they’re going to get sick if they over eat-“ y/n is gonna try and come and save the days.
-“como que over eat!? Ellos eres un flaquitos, por que yo tiendo un vaporub y ibuprofen.” (Meaning what do you mean over eat!? They’re so skinny that’s why I have vaporub and ibuprofen)
-they’re gonna have left overs in those containers, like lunches. And come home with so many of them.
- ALWAYS HELPING IN THE KITCHEN!! LIKE A GOOD IN LAW!!
-All of the tias and tios are going to make fun of hange, challenge them to a drinking match.
- once you tell your family about Hange being a scientist, your family automatically thinks they’re a doctor like a hospital doctor bitch no the fuck they ain’t. 💀
-like one of your cousins asked. “Hange, you’re a doctor right?”
-Hange literally looked at You and said. “It’s my title but whats up?”
-“see mi hija y/n has a novie and they have a doctorates degree.”
- dancing with hange to cumbias it’s so cute! they’re learning but if y’all are dancing, they’re gonna be grabbing your hips gently and letting your head rest on their chest or shoulder depending on your height.
-caresses your hips when dancing because I say so, and always tries to be a bit mischievous when it comes to you, you’re their La Niña Rosa.
- loved the mariachi bands whenever they play anywhere. THEY GIVE THEM TIPS ALWAYS!!! SO SWEET OF THEM!!
-This fucker starts to help your dad build fucking houses, and working around with him. Just so that your dad will approve of hange.
- Hanges fucking up the food FOR SURE FOR SURE!! DEFINITELY
-the kids love hange fs.
-when drunk on modelos they’re overly affectionate with you. You just can’t help it but love that
-“Baby calm down i gotta do my hair!!” You’re screeching and they’re grabbing your titties like who doesn’t love your titties i’ll wait . Hange doesn’t give a fuck if you got tetas or not. They act like a little kid sometimes
-is always down to eat your cooking. Even the food in deep Mexico, when they go to visit your family with you.
-They’re so precious. They even made friends with a street dog!! EVEN THOUGH THEY WERENt supposed to!! because them perros are crazy
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chiquititaosita · 7 months
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“𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐚 𝐛𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐥𝐚.”
canonverse hange x vaquera latina fem reader
contents: canonverse hange x vaquera latina fem reader. Hange uses they/them pronouns and it’s canonverse (except THEY DIDNT DIE aye 🤪🩷). the song is the name of the title Ella baila sola - peso pluma. You’re welcome <3 @euphofic @hqkalon @zarihaaa @abbyslev @luffyinlove @noawithlove @ecstasysdomain @hangeslovers-world @hangespublicist @strawberrystepmom @sanjisblackasswife @roronoaswifey @kazushawty @honeybleed @mommypieck @satocidal @chocolatetheoristcloud @yeagerzprettyblnt @br4tphobia @cottonconnielvr @14thcommander @hoshigaby
osita chisme : okay but I can I love hange so much so I wanted to make a comfort one shot because I’m so greedy to be comforted by this mf. And this song will always have a place in my heart
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When Hange noticed you you were just dancing, it’s around the time they set place for camp. From the war with Marley. Let’s just say it’s been terrible that hange needed a fucking miracle. The outfit our beautiful y/n was wearing her hair down. The main star of the show. Hange needed a break. They need the time to grieve. Hange has caught your eye, as you caught theirs.
You were just in your moment being a shining star being so kind as ever wearing some gold jewlery, super subtle, but it’s perfect. “You look like shit.” Levi will look at Hange, and sip his glass. It’s obvious Levi does care about his colleagues, especially Hange. Since Hange was there for him when he lost his original squad. Hange scoffs and sighed looking at Levi. “Is it that obvious??” They asked him.
“Yeah too obvious.” Your pearly whites were being seen. And hange holds their one finger up. Starting at you with their one eye through their glasses. And their one eye. Watching you spin in circles with a group of friends , and then stomp with your shoes. Then making your way to another table as the song ends. Where both of you make eye contact that felt like hours upon hours. you pass by their table. for this song playing, you ran to your friend in the corner drinking some beer cheering apparently it was girls night.
You my dear were the one that stood out from your friend group. Hange looks over at your friend group watching y’all. Hange has amazing eyesight for real, even at night it’s super sharp as well as sun set. They locked eyes with you. And there you were screaming and laughing happily. As you’re just hysterical.
“You’re staring at her…” Levi clears his throat. Already seeing where this is going. “Pft no Im not.” Hange snaps out of it snorting and fails at trying to covering up what they’ve been doing “okay yeah I was.” They sighed rubbing their temples. “But she’s so beautiful.”
“Yes but doesn’t she look a little bit young?” Levi interjects, as Hange rolls their eyes. “To hell with it, let’s just hope she’s in her 20s.” Hange sips their glass once more as they tap their foot to the music that’s playing. Always upbeat and get going.
. And then here you come making your way to their table. Already having some plates of food. “Hiii how are y’all tonight?” You are happy as ever, a little drunk but a huge ass sweetheart.
“We’re fine thank you, and yourself?” Levi says in a calmly manner with a cheerful attitude sarcastically.
“Ehh I’m good, but I noticed y’all didn’t even make food while y’all were here.” She gave them food. In a bag. It had tacos rice and beans. Even some hot tea. She smiled blushing. “Y’all take some.” Then here you come again running back slowly and then coming to Hanges direction.
“Hi, can you dance??” Y/n asked Hange. “Well i mean i Can dance a little bit. If that counts.” Y/n is smiling happily with the face flushed grabbing Hange. “Perfect!! We’re gonna dance together!!” She held their hands and took them to the dance floor all Hange can see turning around is Levi giving a thumbs up. “You got what you wished for good luck. Shitty glasses.” Levi would smirk and watch Hange flip him off. As y/n giggled taking their hand guiding their hands to y/ns hips. As they’re one to be touchy but gotta keep composure.
With the music blasting from the band, lights flashing. And the Booze slowly kicking in. Watching your skin reflect within the light.
“Hello?!” You sang. “There you are. I thought I lost your attention for a second!!” You snickered.
“Ah sorry!” They chuckled with a slight snort. As a light flush was on their cheeks. “It’s been a long day today..” their mind blanks as they gaze and admire yet study your features, rubbing the small of your back. Pressing their glasses back up with their eyepatch. They still hate this damn look. “You were saying Miss?”
“I was asking for your name!” You smirked holding their hand caressing it with your soft smooth thumb over their calloused hands..
“Hange. Hange Zöe. The 14th commander of the Survey Corps.”they then adjust their jewled tie along with their collar.“ You can just call me Hange though” They then kissed your knuckles. “And it’s a pleasure to meet you miss..”
They question your name with a smirk crept on their face, stroking your hair. “Y/n Y/n L/n.” You’re just smiling being all innocent. after y’all had y’all’s time together dancing. They pull you aside. “Would you like to come to my tent? It’ll be much quieter away from here.”
part two coming soon
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chiquititaosita · 9 months
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hange y novia de mexicana
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synopsis: Hange and a mexicana novia headcanons part 2
Osita note: hange is given gender neutral pronouns, mentions of erueri (idk how to say it lmao), Mexican culture, Mexican slang, also some baddie shit lol A LITTLE BIT OF NSFW(car sex, food play), generational trauma. Tias being exposed.
It’s their funeral again, but anyways here’s my lovely moots tag list @emomanswhore @roronoaswifey @roronoacherries @sanjis-all-blue @sanjisblackasswife @euphofic @noawithlove @luffyinlove @hqkalon @yourrfavzxri @abbyslev @hangespublicist @hangeslovers-world @azelmawrites @jujuyii @honeybleed @backwzzds @neptunes1nterweb @theemrsjaeger @chrollohearttags @cottonconnielvr @ginger4sugar @mommypieck @usopps-devotee @punktastics @kazushawty @etherealxmaya @forever-rogue @prncssmimi
- y/n is majorly a chismosa and so is hange
- they’re gonna fuck you the minute y’all leave from having dinner with your family in their damn car. “Does that feel good??” They’re gonna whisper in your ear as they’re in the drivers seat rubbing your clit as you nod whimpering yes.
- always touching your thighs!! NO REASON
- loves your kisses, and they love your physical touch. Always craving to touch you and to be close to you.
-they buy you pan dulce every time you come over. Because they know how much you crave for it.
- “hey!! I have this for you!!” They give you a bag of flaming hot cheetos with lime, slices in a bag. When you’re on your period. you just fry and hug them!!
- “hey do you wanna come over??”
- “I cant.”
-“why??”
-“my mom said I went out already three times today.” Which is translating that you need to come over this time. And they do.
-hange would be sooo confused the first time their gf says that but they get the hang of stuff quickly fs 😭
- when you do your thing and holding Hanges hand it’s adorable like yes. “Idc if we’re going out we’re holding hands the whole. damn. Time.”
-“that’s fine by me!-“ Hange is literally such a happy partner fr. They just love to be around you.
-Hange learns to keep extra grocery bags, when you notice this you’re like.. 😀😀
-“where did my partner go!?” You’re shook and pretty sure hallucinating.
-the minute at a carne asada when a new baby is born EVERYONES taking the baby. Even HANGE
-“mija when are you and Hange getting married?” hange tried to answer as they get cut off by y/ns tias.
-“CALLATE PUTAAAA!!” A drunk hange would say, when you’re out of the carne asada!! Walking into the car.
-“y/n don’t worry it’s okay.” Hange doesnt need you to stand up for themselves, but because it’s your family, if they misgendered hange on purpose you’re going a-wall on them
-“ no!! I am not letting you get disrespected! I have had enough of their bullshit and listened to them for TEN YEARS” You’d be pissed and established a fucking boundary between a group of your tias about hange and yourself as a couple, in general because those tias criticize every fucking thing.the minute they try to pick you up to calm down.
-you told and gave them that Latina stare. “Sit down.” They sat down instantly with your dad as they both cracked open a beer.
-“That’s why you can’t keep a man!! Because you got La pescado panocha!! You’re an alcoholic who has severe daddy issues, And you!! YOU DONT EVEN HAVE YOUR FUCKING PAPERS!! YOU FUCKING BORDER HOPPER HOMIE HOPPING ASS COCHINA!!”. They left within five minutes.
-“AND COME BACK WHEN YOU CAN HAVE PROPER ENGLISH!!” Hange just sits there and actually felt thankful that you didn’t have to do that but they are thankful. You’re a short chihuahua with a 6’5 Great Dane mindset.
- they obviously eat the FUCK OUT OF POZOLE!!
- and they love your cooking. “Oh mah god..” they’ll cover their mouth when they taste nopales for the very first time and they’re in love.
-even eating ramen noodles the Mexican way with tapatío or Valentina, lime juice and chilé powder. Mhm yummyyy!!
-now if you and Hange are in the car. You’re screaming in the car. They’re screaming bad bunny with you. Because yes!
-now when y’all live together. You’re the clingiest mf out there.
-“it’s bc of that chorizo!!!” Hange didn’t even know what that meant until they asked Connie, which instantly clicked into Hanges mind being the strap on!! ding ding ding!!’
-always satisfies your period cravings fr.
-“y/n HOW ARE YOU NOT BALD!?!?” This is Hange saying this as they get out of the shower using the drainage hair catcher and yes HISPANICS SHED A LOT OF FUCKING HAIR.
-“I don’t know genetics I guess.”
- sucks the chamoy and tajin off your Chi Chis
-when you told hange you eat pomegranates with tajin and chamoy They’re in shock. They’re gonna get you pregnant for sure!
-parent hange with mexicana mommy reader coming soon??!!?
- cooking with hange is intimate as well, because they’re always hugging you from behind leaving small kisses and love bites all over to label you as theirs.
- even hange drinking an agua fresca,their favorite would be mango for sure.
-even the grapefruit soda squirt they’re gonna buy so many cans of it.
- hange gets the hang of it, when going to a carne asada that Mexicans open their beers or soda bottles with just about ANYTHING AND EVERHTHING! from a kids toy to someone’s ass, or even a chair. It’s very rare to use a bottle opener. That’s what Hange brings a knife and a bottle opener.
-they love your Spanglish or. “AHH SANNAOFABISSHH!”
-they eat the chicken and cheese quesadillas you make in the fridge as a late night snack by reheating them in the microwave.
-one day you were sick and you wanted caldo de res . This mf called your abuela and ASKED THEM HOW TO MAKE IT EXACTLY AS IF ABUELA WAS THERE.
-“You made it for mee???” You’re tearing up with the rice and corn inside of the soup bowl along with the chicken. As you were on your period crying
-Now Hanges spice tolerance is manageable. But when you make them have anything they’ll slowly become immune to spicy things and love it. (They’re not spice god on tiktok okay.) but they’re an enthusiast.
-absolutely loves to spend time with you even if you’re always at home. They don’t care they’ll bring the fun to you!
-that’s why when y’all build blanket forts sometimes it heals both of your inner child together
-this also includes going to the grocery store at 3 o’clock in the morning to try some Mexican tiktok snacks or to have a day and y’all treat y’all’s selves on date night.
-and they kiss your lonjas (tummy rolls, this includes stretch marks and lunares)
-“dame un beso.” You’ll tell them and they’ll do it as you lean in. “Did you say give me a kiss?”
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chiquititaosita · 8 months
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chiquititaosita · 9 months
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also anon and non anon thirsts welcome wholesome stuff is open
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chiquititaosita · 6 months
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Period theory - Hange Zoe x reader
your cramps hurt like hell, hange to the rescue
tags : @honeybleed @abbyslev @hangespublicist @hangeslovers-world @strawberrystepmom @chrollohearttags @roronoaswifey @roronoacherries @noawithlove @cottonconnielvr @hangesgirlypop @hangelovers-blog @14thcommander @mommypieck @timietate @sanjis-all-blue @sanjisblackasswife @sanjisprincesswifey @yeagerzprettyblnt @chrollohearttags @hqkalon @zarihaaa @luffyinlove @bananamibread @killxio @eloteg1rl @chocolatetheoristcloud @emomanswhore @azelmawrites @jujuyii @backwzzds @neptunes1nterweb @theemrsjaeger @ginger4sugar @mommypieck @usopps-devotee @punktastics @kazushawty @etherealxmaya @forever-rogue @prncssmimi
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You know those painful period cramps that just irk your soul to the point you feel like the moment you walk it hurts? Yeah that’s you right now. You’re just not having it. Hange then checked the calendar it was your time of the month. Your period was about to start. Just like they suspected as you went to the bathroom.
You yelled. “FUCK!” And they just chuckle as they’re on their laptop working for their research data they have covered they can do from home luckily. They have everything planned out. So when they found out that sex can reduce period cramps. They had to get to work. “Hey hun?”
“Hmmm yeah??” You mumble wiping your face. “Are you alright?” They questioned walking over to you. Rubbing your back kissing your shoulder. “Mmm not really.” You’re shaking your head and not having it wincing. “My period started.”
“Y’know….” They speak slyly kissing your shoulders crawling up to you. Carrying you to the bed. “I have a theory we gotta test out.” They say rubbing your breasts slyly with heir slightly raspy seasoned voice. You look up in a confused manner. “What is it?” Mumble and you sit up on your elbows. Hange grabs a pillow, and placed it behind your head. Undressing you. “Sex.” They have a smug smile appear on their face.
“Sex??” You look confused. “What about it?”
“It’s supposed to help with cramps.” They explained. The fact period sex is nothing in your mind but witchcraft considering how it can make your partner obsessed. You obviously didn’t know they were that freaky. But you’ve heard from your friends that it was so fun. “We don’t have to if you’re not okay with it my love.” Zoe responds grabbing and it gets so heated real fast. “No no to be honest I’ve been really needy lately…” you mumble the last few words and Hange catches to what you’re saying and they chuckle kissing your lips. “Do you want to?” You nod. “Yes I want to.” Hange then starts to take off your clothes even more kissing your calves up to your thighs. Then heading to your bloody cunt.
“Let’s see if your cramps will go away.” They state in a huskily like voice taking off your panties with multiple towels on the bed. Just to make sure you don’t stain the mattress.
“H-Hange what if it doesn’t fit?” You ask in a breathily manner, all nervous. And slowly getting worked up.
“What my cock?” They look at the dildo then at your pussy with a smug smile, leaning in to kiss your plump pillowy lips. “You don’t worry your pretty little head about anything.” They caress your face nuzzling you with their Roman nose.
“I’ll make it fit, and stretch you out so good my pretty girl.” They speak almost sinisterly as they start to rub on your red stained clit,
“let’s see how she takes my fingers hmm?” They ask tauntingly, kissing your thighs licking them worshiping your body. you look up to the ceiling then Hange is slowly getting closer to your folds, watching them slowly become puffied up.. tasting the iron from your blood made them turn into a monster.
One that makes one obsessed. Hange was eating you out lapping their tongue on your folds, gripping your thighs sucking on your clit even thrusting their tongue attempting to get to your high. You’re muffling your moans and whining arching your back. “Hange…” Hange slaps your hands, hoisting your thighs so that they can eat you out. “Mmm…this the good stuff..” they mumble in a husky tone.
“Hannnnn.” You moan is so sweet and sour that your titties get even harder. Sucking on you. And kissing your folds. “Mmm so delicious.” Just as youre cumming out white and red liquid. Hange sucks it out and there the pupils dilate.
“That’s it baby doll, come on, mamas gotta have a taste.” They then put a finger inside you, then tasting it for themselves. You taste so sweet not as bitter as most would think. It’s what Hange craves.
“I know just what you need next.”
Hange then gets out their strap on it’s s flesh colored dildo, it’s even long and thick a bit. With a few veins. “You want my cock?” They asked seductively. As they watch your pussy throb and even ask it’s begging for more. And you nod.
“Y-yes yes hange I want your cock..” The minute they start to mess with your folds the second your eyes rolled back and they’re thrusting inside you. Slurring your words saying. “ ‘tso b-big.” Breathily moaning.
“Yeah it is.” Their voice becomes raspy, giving some nice strokes inside of you grunting, pinning you down. Suddenly they start slowly pounce on you kissing and marking your bare torso up to your breasts.
Zoë’s eyes are filled with lust, nothing but hunger and desire. For you. They start to go rough on you at an erratic rhythm, and you’re just drooling feeling their head inside of your cervix. Their tip is kissing your cervix asking it to cum. With the squeaking noises coming out of your body feeling so wet, the blood in our you pussy, is just getting stained. Hange has your period blood stained fingers in your mouth whispering praises into you ear. “Oh y/n you’re such a pretty girl.. my beautiful girl.” They moan out . “Hange- ‘mm cumming…”
“Let it out baby, I want it. cum on my cock.” They growl and thrust harder as then the rubber band in your stomach snaps and bloody yet creamy juices seep out of your pussy. Even hange is soaked cumming.
“Ride me.” Zoe commands you as they sit up on the bed, and you’re just hesitant. Staring at their slightly red stained face, they’re being so careful with you. “It’s okay baby..” they reassured you. “ you’re fine dear.” They watch you as you’re about to sit up and sit down to ride their cock. All the sounds the both of y’all can hear are the squelching, gushy sounds from your folds.
“Hange…” You’re moaning out, They’re just smiling, so sinisterly, “what is it?” All that Hange can hear is them thrusting themselves inside of you, reaching your guts. Caressing your body. The minute you’re trying to speak. “Ah ah ah use your big girl words dear.”
“I-it burns d-daddy.” You mewl out and lean into the crook of their neck. And they’re just laughing maniacally yet sinisterly. It sounds so hot. Because it’s under their breath. “You can take it you’re a big girl.”
“N-no I can’t daddy it hurts.” You’re whining and mewling. As you both feel it. Hange injects the lube into the dildo. “C’mon doll face,
Let me see you squirt on my cock.” They whisper sinisterly grabbing your throat. And then when you cum splurge of red and white creamy substances. And you fall on their chest as they fall back on the bed. You both let out weak groans.
“Good job princess.” They kiss your lips. And massage your shoulders. “How are you feeling?” They whisper.
“Well my cramps don’t hurt anymore.”
“Yes we’re going on with round two!!”
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chiquititaosita · 3 months
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La Bruja jean kirestein x latina reader
Reader is a healer, and uses herbal remedies and folk magick/medicine to help cure Jean’s empacho (blockages) from las jefas (bosses) he’s afraid of anything that’s not a doctor. He’s a skeptic fr fr. However this little curandera is just healed his wounds but did she heal his heart too?
@honeybleed @killxio @imissyuuji @timietate
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he’d see you in the village of wall rose inside of the Karaness district. So kind. So loving. And so sweet. You were passing out food and crops to the poor, and you were always busy. But now he sees you in Marley. You both are in disguises. Cleaning and organizing the food stamps. It’s because you’re so intellectual they call you La bruja. A witch. you’re not even a witch. It’s just the home remedies you Perform it’s perfect. However there’s one particular day Jean and his squad had set up camp. And you come in.
“Mr Kirestien?” A calm sweeet voice pops into the tent. Jean is full of sweat on his face coughing, and feeling like a dying mess. And he never gets sick.
“Yup..” cough ”that’s me.” You just chuckle as you’re starting to sit up him up.
“how are you feeling?” She asks him with her two braids with the ribbons.
“Could be better to guess.” He grumbled sitting up, and flinched when you have an egg in your hand. “You’re not going to squash that on my head right??” you just chuckled.
“No, I’m going to cook you and feed you to Los pollos.” She laughs and shakes her head rubbing the egg all over him slowly saying a prayer. “Why so tense?”
Jean was always tense for real. Maybe it’s the pressure of the military police, or is that how he is after witnessing death so much. “Why so nosy?” He thought it would be adorable to be such a smart ass. You rolled your eyes. “You have a lot on your plate…” she mumbled as she’s now cracking the egg into a cup of water. “Ahh I see now.” Jean looks at y/n with a dumbfounded face
“Let me guess i got a curse placed on me.” He snorts, starting to wheeze. And then cough. “No. You actually have empacho. A blockage.” She explained and made the young man prop up as she poured him some water into his mouth. As he’s just been feeling queasy. Nodding. Then hacking because of how much mint is helping him breathe through his nose.
“Gah!! What the hell!” You then respond ”is something wrong?”
“You mad mad woman you’re supposed to make me feel better not try to kill me!!” There he couldn’t help to hear you giggle, and then that giggle would turn into a cackle. A true laugh a man hasn’t heard.
“What? What’s so funny?” He cocks his head. As you calm down and sigh wiping your eyes. “This.” You breath as you make your finger into a circle. “This is funny.” You then just sit down in the tent. Reading and performing your prayer rituals. “I will be here for at least two days. Three days including today.” She smiled winking at him and then grabs the the big plants to smack him.
“Lay down.” You command him, and you sounded like you were on top of his case. He smirks at you. “Or what, Missy??” He gives you that arrogant smile haughty laughter. You just slapped him with the leaves since they are palm leaves. Stinging his skin..
Then it happened day after day. During those three days. He’s felt a connection with you. Mamacita. Homeboy even loves your cooking. So when he finishes. And it’s your last day. “So um. I wanted to say thank you.” He coughs out his thanks.
“Did I hear gratitude?” He rolls his eyes as a playful scoff escaped his lips. “W-what no.” He crosses his arms frantically like he’s panicking. And then reveals his flowers of tulips in his back pocket.
“These are for you.” You blush smiling all sheepishly and hop up to your step and kiss his cheek. He stammers and looks at you with a sheepish look that made him all smitten. “S-say, I was wondering… since you saved my life…? How about I get you a job on the force??”
“Is this your way of asking me to come with you?” You giggle, and you also said yes.
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