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bone-yarddz · 3 months

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Audio books but it’s Michael Sheen reading books as Aziraphale and sometimes you hear David Tennant shouting something obnoxious as Crowley.

#good omens #good omens fandom #innefable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziraphale good omens #crowley good omens #I just want Aziraphale to read Plutarch’s Lives to me for my homework #actually I need him to read to me when my brain doesn’t understand the book #history & English classes but Aziraphale is the teacher #i’m going insane #bonesiscrazy #david tennant #michael sheen

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o-wild-west-wind · 8 months

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ofmd is like not comedy as in sitcom but comedy as in shakespearean where it’s psychological trauma and conflicts of violence but with dick jokes and the promise of marriage in the end

#girl help I’m thinking about genre again #this show has the part of me that was an English major for one semester in a chokehold #has anyone done this yet #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death #ofmd meta

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otg-xp · 8 months

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I just want him to be as petty as he can possibly be honestly

#if smt is wrong my bad english is indeed not my first language #good omens #crowley #good omens crowley #good omens season 2 #good omens fanart #aziracrow #good omens aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphael #aziraphale x crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley good omens

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buppkizz · 8 months

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tf2 karaoke! 🎤🎶

(here's a list of the referenced+a couple extra songs)

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #if you are upset spy didnt sing...i do think if he tried it would be quite nice #maybe ne me quitte pas by jacques brel?#i think it would be like haunting and it would make everyone tear up even tho they dont know what he's saying #demo is sobbing.#soldier is also sobbing because he's not speaking english and he's so confused

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bootpoot · 4 months

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COMPLETE!!!! dirk is now awesomer

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slavhew · 18 days

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r/offmychest My girlfriend washed my hair today

#homestuck #hom3stuck #home24ck #dirk strider #jake english #dirkjake #jakedirk #admin draws #fanart #bug collection. working on another thing for them rn too and once again recieving massive poison damage #AACCHVHGJH MY FOOT WENT COMPLETELY NUMB I JUST NOTICED RN #Holy FFUCK #OUGHGH WFHAT anyways. wanyways.#do you ever think about how neither of them have felt tender human touch in ages slash EVER #because i do. a lot.#i forgot to include the message at first so now theres 2 versions of this post out there. salute

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cryptid-aac · 7 months

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Love post for ppl who type " weird "

Love you ppl who type " weird " because use AAC to type (hi, sometimes)!!

Love you ppl who type " weird" because have language disorder (hi)!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because have I/DD!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because have severe autism/higher support needs autism/Level 3 autism/however you identify (hi)!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because English not your native language!!

Love you ppl who type " weird" because rushing thoughts (hi)!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because blind!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because that's how brain thinks!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " just because!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because semiverbal (hi)!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " because nonverbal!!

Love you ppl who type " weird " for any reason not mentioned or no reason or reason that not know of!!

#actually autistic #high support needs #medium support needs #semiverbal #aac user #level 2 autism #level 3 autism #intellectual disability #language disorder #severe autism #non native english speaker #blind #positivity post #totally not bc of ableist #totally not

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ghostsberry · 4 months

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did some prints for the tf2 voice cast!!!!! you can get them on streamily !!

#i still cant believe im doing this ive been playing this game since i was 15 it's one of the reasons why i know how to speak english #tf2 #artists on tumblr #my art #fanart #team fortress 2 #tf2 demoman #tf2 heavy #tf2 pyro #tf2 sniper #illlustration

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canarybell · 5 months

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A little touch of Miles in the night

Do you think about this Michael Sheen post as often as I do?

Cause...you can see what he meant here, right? Comparing Aziraphale (especially this Aziraphale, with this boa) to Miles Maitland. Comparing two Sheens with twenty years between them.

And it's not just a boa. They are so...them. Gayer than a treeful of monkeys on nitrous oxide. Dramatic. Flamboyant. You can see this similarity in their energy in these particular moments.

And yet...is it all? Or there is something else?

Spoilers for "Bright Young Things" under the cut. tw:homophobia, just in case.

You remember what happened to Miles in the end of his storyline? To sweet, frivolous, charming Miles?

The police got Miles' letters to his ex-lover. It was 1930s, and one piece of paper with love confessions inside could lead you to prison. So he had to leave for France to avoid arrest, without even really packing his things. And it's happened just before WW2, so his further fate in soon-to-be occupied France was...unclear, let's say that.

And you know what's happening to our angel here?

He's so silly and happy. He's spending the night with a demon he just recently realized to be madly in love with. Crowley trusts him - as he showed in another round of their peculiar roleplay. He was able to be a terrible magician for one evening. This is a perfect evening, right? He's happy and is ready to share this happiness with the whole world.

There is knock in the door. In this second Aziraphale is beaming and shouts "Enter!".

The next second the door will be opened. Hell is gonna come into the dressing room. Hell that has evidence of an impossible, criminal connection. Hell, ready to trample not only over this second joy, not just this evening - but all past and possible future evenings too. Ready to destroy all of Crowley, and with him, all of Aziraphale.

All thanks to one piece of paper.

……. It was good that Aziraphale knew that trick with the photograph, wasn't it? After all, he and Crowley have nowhere to run to within the confines of Earth - the jurisdiction of Heaven and Hell is somewhat wider than that of an English court.

#good omens #good omens season 2 #good omens s2 #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens meta #michael sheen #miles maitland #I wrote this post ages ago #I've wanted to translate it into English for a long time but never had enough patience #but I spent last night thinking about...stuff so it suddenly felt fitting to do it

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fiovske · 10 months

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can I just say. coffee theory is stupid and completely cheapens the choice Aziraphale makes.

Aziraphale continues to say no to Metatron's offer until Metatron uses the real bait: if you take over Heaven, you can reinstate Crowley to his Angelic status. And that is what gets Aziraphale to say yes hook line and sinker — he can take Crowley with him so Crowey doesn't have to be afraid of Hell and Aziraphale can run things Do It Right as the Head of Heaven and no one would say anything to Crowley ever again if Aziraphale was on his side. Aziraphale doesn't know about the trial and the fact that Gabriel was fired for disagreeing w Heaven on the Second Armageddon front. He just thinks Gabriel was fired bc he fell in love w a demon (and Aziraphale's in love w a demon). Aziraphale strongly believes that if he can reinstate Crowley as an angel again then there would be no such objections from Heaven at all, because they would both be on the same side and they can be together and if anything ever goes wrong, both Crowley and he would be protected under Aziraphale's position as the new boss of Heaven. Plus, the way he remembers it, Crowley enjoyed making things creating things and still likes to do good deeds which he gets in trouble for if Hell finds out, but he won't if he's an angel, in Aziraphale's eyes then Crowley would be free to do all the good he liked. And because Aziraphale would be the boss, Crowley would be able to ask questions and work with him and make things better w his inquisitive perspective, something Crowley always wanted to do and Aziraphale wants to give him that also.

He doesn't know the full depth of things that Crowley knows, which is why when Crowley hears Aziraphale's offer, all he hears is that Aziraphale is choosing Heaven, after everything they have done to him, Aziraphale is leaving Crowley FOR Heaven. The way he sees it, Aziraphale wants him to change and be Heaven's definition of "Good" so they can both be in Heaven, conforming to a life Crowley left behind long ago, a life he knows Aziraphale wouldn't be happy in either. Which is the killing blow to Crowley's heart bc Aziraphale would choose THAT instead of coming away with Crowley? Devastating. But he doesn't know that Metatron's offer WAS Crowley's Angelification and hence forth security that got Aziraphale to say yes. Crowley hasn't communicated a lot to Aziraphale but Aziraphale also hasn't communicated a lot to him either and they're both on very different pages w the information they've got and what they feel they need to do to be together and be safe and happy.

Does Aziraphale make the naive choice? Yes. Does he make so in full control of his mind and senses? Also yes. Having his coffee poisoned is an incredibly cheap tactic because as a writer it's a cop out. It robs Aziraphale of not only his agency but also the reasonings behind his choice. It absolves him from the struggles and consequences of his actions and robs him of the growth and realization and epiphany he will have in the third act. It cheapens their inevitable reconciliation.

Metatron didn't hand him the coffee to poison him. He handed it to him so he can use the manipulative familiarity of "oh look i brought ur coffee order, isn't it cool how I know your coffee order isn't it nice how we are close like that?" that was the tactic. to get him to listen. Not some elaborate coffee poison.

#good omens #good omens meta #cant believe im having to actually write this.#high school english class. a thousand high school english classes for you clowns.#aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #coffee theory #bc i am a coffee theory hater bc is straight up stupid.#ANYWAY.#learn to accept characters u enjoy will do things that are wrong and hurt.#u will have more fun that way.

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alterniansexfiend · 8 days

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Oh

#upd8 #homestuck #homestuck^2 #jake english #dirk strider

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sarcasticmothdraws · 7 days

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Oh Jakey boy we're getting you fucked up today

#homestuck #jake english #homestuck 2

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hurlyburlytopsyturvy · 3 months

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a homestuck-ified meme bonanza

↓ ↓ references belooooww ↓ ↓

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elucubrare · 1 year

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got a book about a 1940s detective getting portal fantasied, which is objectively better than a normal guy (gender neutral) from the writer's period getting portal fantasied

#i was going to say 'bringing my collection of non-modern portal fantasies to 2'#but actually it's 3: this; the high crusade (13th century english people get kidnapped by aliens #and it's really good);#and the lost legion (roman legion gets portal fantasied. less interesting than i'd hoped.)

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cheesycatz · 3 months

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