Do you guys think Judai just travels forever. Or like. Do you think sometime in his mid 20s-30s Judai actually has to get a real job.
Do you think a Dueling diploma is like an art degree? Do you think it's more difficult to get a job with a dueling diploma? Do you think Judai struggles to keep a job a la Jack Atlas? Do you think Judai ever has his Fionna Campbell era?
Idk adventure time has given me brainworms fionna and cake looks so good and the theme tune is a total vibe (<- hasn't finished the show yet)
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seeing NBA players with their kids (go watch a compilation or two, that shit's precious) gets me thinking about, years and years down the line, Kevin and Matt bringing their kids (as toddlers) out on court before games for warmups or letting them hang out in the locker room before and after games and. just think about that for a minute
(for a hot second I forgot that Exy courts are very different from basketball courts and that they've got two layers of walls to that shit. forgive me)
Matt and Dan's kid is the life and soul of Matt's team. her parents' child through and through, she lives for that shit. she walks around the locker room like she owns it and everyone on the team lets her do as she pleases and treats her like a princess
(as they should i mean she's all but related to exy royalty)
Kevin's kid is a bit more shy and though she loves to follow her father around she gets overwhelmed at the beginning of every game by all the commotion and the noise and the people
(Matt's kids usually fight it but Kevin's daughter is usually good about keeping headphones on so the noise doesn't hurt their ears)
Kevin and Neil are on the same team for a while though and she's a lot more comfortable with Neil, so that helps. he lets her take his stall in the locker room and she sits on it like a throne, ignoring attempts at fist bumps from the team and giving everyone except Kevin and Neil icy glares to keep them at bay until she warms up to them
one time Matt and Kevin are playing each other and Matt's kid is on the court doing stretches and warming up with him and she catches a glimpse of Kevin and stands very still for like two minutes just staring at that side of the court trying to figure out if it's actually him. when she does confirm it's her uncle she takes off to go say hi and Matt shouts after her, loud enough for Kevin to hear, that he's disowning her for fraternizing with the enemy
Kevin is one time ambushed in the locker room at half time for an interview and so he does the whole thing while holding his daughter who has her face buried in his neck for all of it. the entire time you can see people moving around in the background and every time they'd pass behind Kevin they'd rub his kid's head or hand
Matt once did a post-game interview at a table with his son sitting on his lap and at one point an interviewer asked the kid a question (something simple and jokey like "how do you think your dad played today?" or "are you going to be an exy star when you grow up too?") and the kid just. went off. and started talking for like two full minutes and every time Matt would try and move the mic or tell him that's enough he'd just absently swat Matt's hand away. in the video you can just see Matt covering his face with his hand, his body shaking with laughter, and you can hear the entire room of reporters trying not to laugh at the kid because what he's saying is Very Important
(not pictured is Dan on the side dying. she takes a video and sends it to Nicky, telling him that he's not allowed to spend any more time with her son because look at what you've created)
Kevin and Matt are playing each other again and Dan is hanging out with Kevin's kid throughout the game. at the end Kevin crosses over the two layers of court wall to go pick her up and finds that Dan switched her out of the mini replica of Kevin's jersey that she was wearing into a mini one of Matt's jersey (because obviously her kids have mini Boyd jerseys) and Kevin is fully, genuinely horrified at seeing his child in his opponent's colors
Matt's kids just riding around on his shoulders, wading through pre and post game madness
Wymack is at one of Kevin's games and is watching over his granddaughter much in the same way Dan does and at the end of the game Kevin goes to pick her up and she squirms in his arms until he puts her down because he's "sticky and sweaty" and Wymack just scoops her up and tells her that he'll protect her from her gross, gross father
Andrew- very seriously- letting Matt's kid pull his glove off so they can fist bump
Matt and Kevin's daughter (the shy one) sitting next to each other on the side of the court, he's got a towel wrapped around his neck and he's leaning down a bit and listening very seriously to the spiel she's delivering (they're on the jumbotron. everyone is melting.)
Matt walking over to the VIP seats to do a handshake with his son before entering the court for the game
Andrew and Kevin wind up on the same team. Andrew gets mildly injured and has to sit out for a game or two and Coach is at one of those games. there's a very popular photo taken on that day of Kevin's daughter sitting in between Wymack and Andrew and they all look intimidating as hell. (she has both of her tiny arms taking up all the space on the armrests that she shares with both men so anyone who looks at the picture can immediately tell who's boss out of the three)
my brain is still whirring but I'll stop
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Other than the whole "Archeologists are going to know your sex when you die anyway" bullshit transphobes spit out, why does it end with gender? Why aren't they dismissing anti-aging products and absurd workout routines too?
Do you think 300 years in the future you'll be able to preserve your body well enough that when they unwrap your mummified corpse you'll have pumped enough chemicals into your body that you'll still look 17? If you work out enough the archeologists will be writing down notes from your CryptooBro memoir on how to look as hot as you?
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