#ARE YOU BRAINDEAD WHY ARE EREN AND ARMIN DOING THAT

[irregardlessly-tish]

Ok, I'm doing it, I'm engaging with the hate comments in fanfiction I enjoy. I probably shouldn't, they probably want to rile people up but if they want to fight someone then bitch so am I, get away from this fic if you don't like it and save your nasty ass comments...

#;diary #idk if its something that happens everywehre #but in levixeren fanfic i'm noticing this trend where if two character who aren't levi and eren breath next to each other #then the comment section is like #WELL WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING IS THIS SUDDENLY AN EREJEAN FIC OR WHAT #ARE YOU BRAINDEAD WHY ARE EREN AND ARMIN DOING THAT #just shut the fuck up man #GROW UP #you're not paying this person to write this for you if they want certain characters to have a moment #they are free to write whatever the fuck they want

[g0dtier]

we need to teach literary analysis in schools bc AoT really just pulled unecessary twist #24920492 and put two groups against each other who both want to save their race where one group wants diplomacy and the other group wants to wipe their own race off the earth using eugenics so "at least they wont suffer anymore"

and people genuinely just went like "woahhh............idk whos side im on now :/ wow there really is no right or wrong here"

#contrary to what is apparently a popular belief #growing up in an oppressed community with negligent parents doesnt make genocide through eugenics a valid option #i swear to god if you put some sad piano tunes behind a dramatized anime narration of hitlers backstory #then 75% of people on crunchyroll would be like Woah I Feel Bad For Him Now....Nothing Is Black And White #these arent proportional reactions to what happened to them dipshits youre not being nuanced youre braindead #WHY did they introduce Marley. I always try to find good in characters or turn my brain off but this is show takes itself so seriously #it was doing well ish with making gabi confront her own backwards ideas for like. 3 episodes. then it went to shit again #at least armin punched eren tho that was funny

[basketpropellors]

The Scouts and Dairy products

Jean: Alright guys I'm back from the market, I bought your fucking dairy products or whatever

*The Scouts runs to get their milk, chocolate, whatever*

Jean: Alright if you guys need me I will be in the laundry room bawling my eyes out--

Connie: Hey hold up a fucking minute Jean

Jean: Yes, what do you want Connie?

Connie: I asked for white chocolate, and you got me dark?! What kind of fucked up mind you have bitch?

Jean: They ran out of white chocolate so I got you dark because, well, it's healthier--

Armin: Jean, why did you buy me skim milk? I wanted fucking Strawberry Milk! Do you have hearing problems?

Jean: Who the fuck drinks strawberry milk nowadays

Armin: I do! You fucking asshat!

Jean: Strawberry Milk isn't even that good! Skim milk is tastier!

Connie: Jean you fucking braindead son of a bitch Strawberry Milk is fucking delicious, do you have a malfunctioning taste bud or some shit?!

Jean: I don't! You're the one with the malfunctioning taste bud!

Eren: Jean! Why did you buy the worst brand of chocolate?! I asked for fucking Cadbury Chocolate not whatever the fuck this off-brand piece of shit is!

Jean: Eren they don't sell Cadbury there--

Eren: OH SO YOU'RE GOING TO PULL THAT EXCUSE AGAIN? LAST TIME I CHECKED THE MARKET SOLD CADBURY CHOCOLATE

Jean: THEY DON'T

Sasha: [incomprehensible words]

Mikasa: You're talking with your mouth full again

Sasha: Oh, sorry! What I meant to say was... JEAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Jean: IT'S GREEK YOGHURT YOU LITERALLY ASKED ME TO BUY ONE

Sasha: I ASKED YOU TO BUY MANGO YOGHURT, ISN'T THAT RIGHT MIKASA?!

Mikasa: No you literally asked for Yoghurt and nothing else

Sasha: Oh really? Well I can't complain

*Sasha continues to eat the bland, white, Greek Yoghurt*

Reiner: Heh, look at those losers, arguing over dairy products, we don't do that, eh Bert? Annie?

Bertholdt: Yeah, we all agree that Cheddar Cheese are the best dairy product, right?

Reiner: Wh- Wha- B-Bertholdt

Bertholdt: What?

Annie: Oh shit, here we go again, I'm leaving guys byeeee

Reiner: YOU KNOW MOZARELLA IS THE BEST CHEESE RIGHT

Bertholdt: NO IT ISN'T IT'S FUCKING STICKY AND DISGUSTING AS SHIT

Reiner: HOW IS IT DISGUSTING IT'S DELICIOUS

Bertholdt: I ATE IT OUT OF THE PACKET ONCE AND IT TASTED LIKE SHIT

Reiner: Wh- A-Ate it out of the packet? Bertholdt, how do you eat your cheese?

Bertholdt: Straight out of the packaging, why do you ask?

Reiner: holy shit you're fucked up man

*The Scouts continue on their little scuffle about dairy products*

*Meanwhile on the other room*

Levi: There they go again, arguing about dairy products every time someone brings some back from the damn market

Petra: Sounds like hell over there

Eld: Good thing we aren't involved

Erwin: Anyways, who wants some tea?

Gunther: I'll have some

Eld: Me too

Hange: Can I have peppermint? I LOVE Peppermint tea, it's my favorite!

*Squad Levi stares at Hange*

Erwin: Oh god here we go again

#shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan #jean kirschstein #connie springer #sasha braus #petra ral #levi ackerman #hange zoe #annie leonhardt #reiner #bertholdt #eren jeager #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert