#Alfred vs chef boyardee

[piedpiperart]

Chef boyardee commercial where Jason is helping Alfred grocery shop and he does the commercial thing where he begs Alfred for the ravioli. Of course Alfred says no and they leave the store, only for the can to roll off the shelf and follow them to the manor.

Little did the can know that Alfred will not tolerate canned ravioli monstrosities in his home and has come prepared. As soon as the can crosses into the kitchen Alfred shoots it with his shotgun. He goes to bury it in the backyard alongside dozens of other canned shaped graves.

#this is so stupid #but it was stuck in my head #Alfred vs chef boyardee #Alfred will not have premade ravioli in a can anywhere near his children #it’s from scratch or not at all #Jason witnesses this once and is half convinced it was a hallucination #the cans get very good at spy stuff but Alfred always wins #spy vs spy with Alfred and the cans #dc #batman #alfred pennyworth #Jason Todd #dick grayson definitely was the cause of many can deaths #dick is no longer allowed to come to the store with Alfred