when you get an irl boyfriend that fulfills all your self-insert dreams and suddenly you have no motivation to write self-insert because you already have it in real life 😃
Thanks @ifritfan for the tag! :)) (sorry its taken me forever to do it lol)
1️⃣ first song i remember listening to: If I Die Young by The Band Perry. This song was my first FAVORITE song ever :)
🧒middle school anthem: Monster by Skillet and Animal I Have Become by 3 Days Grace. I was a baby emo and i still love both songs 🥺
🚗road trip: My car doesn’t have bluetooth so i mostly listen to my CD’s. I have Infestissumam, Impera, and Ceremony and Devotion (Ghost) and the 3 Days Grace self titled album :)
🫣guilty pleasure artist(s): I have a few, Ayesha Erotica (I strictly only 🏴☠️ her music), Slayyyter, Mareux, Lana Del Rey, and ABBA
💯know all the lyrics to: Pretty much all Mitski, LDR, and Ghost. And A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out (P!atD). And a good amount of Type O Negative. I really enjoy memorization so I could go on for a while :)
😭song that makes me cry: ooooo, Life Eternal (Ghost), Two Slow Dancers, Pearl Diver, Eric, I Don’t Smoke, That’s Our Lamp, and probably more by Mitski, Ghost Waltz, Melting Waltz, and Ethan’s Waltz by Abel Korzeniowski, and the whole String Quartet 8 in C Minor by Dmitri Shostakovich! The story is what makes me cry buts its actually a bop
🤬song to scream: I Miss the Misery (Halestorm), Death Knell, Mummy Dust, Watcher in the Sky, Twenties, Spirit, Faith, and probably more Ghost, I Hate Everything About You (3 Days Grace), Addicted (Saving Abel), Moskau (Rammstien), and I Don’t Wanna Be Me (Type O Negative)
🔥fav music video: RRRRRRRATS!!! and He Is (Ghost) but normally im not much of a music video person :/
🥰current fav band: DEFINETLY Calabrese and Sleep Token atm! I love them both SO much and I heavily recommend them both, esp if you like Ghost!!!
🏟️want to see live: RAMMSTIEN AND FALL OUT BOYYYYYY!!!!!!
🏝️one song on repeat for the rest of my life: Serenade for Strings in E Minor By Antonin Dvorak!!! Its so pretty I love it :)))
🔁stuck on repeat: My top songs for the month have been: Inamorta (Mareux), I don’t wanna cry (kurrfew), DEATH OF A PREDATOR (Banshee), All Things End (Hozier), Strangelove (Lebanon Hanover), Kiss Me Thru the Phone (That Kid), Bananza (Akon), Faeries Aire and Death Waltz (John Stump and Julio Abreu), Summertime (Mareux), and last but NOT least: Eat Your Young (Hozier)
Gonna tag: @copias-thicc-thighs and @serpent-of-temptation :))
Rils, sweetie! Something tells me you need to see This Goddamn Face™ right about now? 🥺🥺🥺💕
YOUR HONOUR I WILL NEVER EVER GET OVER THIS ABSOLUTE BEAN, I MEAN!!! Just look at himmmmm 😭😭😭 That dainty mouth?? Those precious little ears??? Officer you need to arrest this baby for being too fucking cute for his own good 😫
Also, I hope your weekend has been lovely and that you're doing well! ✨ Sending all the hugs! 💖💕
Kay baby, I swear you read my mind!! 😍😍😍 GET A LOAD OF THAT BOYYYYYY 💖💖💖💖💫💫💫💫 DAT LIL FACE!!! THE HEART-SHAPED LIPS!! THE PRECIOUS NOSE!! He's sweeter than a jar of nutella, this boy 😍😍💕💕💕
Kaayyyyyy I owe you big for this, honey 😘😘😘 I hope your weekend's been great too, and I wish you an amazing week, full of hugs and cuddles, so so many cuddles!! Ilysm baby 😘💕
I’ve had a VERY long day, so let’s decompress with some Hanni & Friends! No picture included but today’s episode is sponsored by Teddy, my watch along buddy!
Takiawase:
* FISHING BOYYYYYY, I LOVE YOUUUUUUUU
* ABBY!!!!!!
* Looooove that she’s there with him!!!!
* WHAT IF I START CRYING!!!!!!
* Beverly is my new fav.
* OHHHHH WILL!!! Finally you told SOMEONE!!! Glad it was Bev!
* & on this weeks Murder POV: A Bee!
* Fredick!!! Ughhhh HEADACHES!
* I literally “HA”‘Ed on “ you will be my last thought on Will Graham. You can dine on that for years.” CANNIBALISM PUNS!!!!
* Ughhhhhh this WOMAN! Her closeness to death & her want for it! ALIVE! AMAZING!
* JIMMY IS AN apiarist (study of honey bees)?????
* REMOVED THE EYES & BRAIN FOR THE HIVE LMAOOOO
* BECAUSE SHE KNOWS, HANNIBAL! GOOD. FOR. HER! But that’s also how you die, Beverly.
* NARCOANALTYIC?? FREDICK!!!!!!!
* CHAOS CHORUS I LOVE IT!!! IS THAT AN ORGAN??
* OH MY GOD THE LIGHTS I AM LOVING THISSSSSSSSSSSS
* Back in his safe haven. My poor thing.
* HANNIBAL, WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT???
* INDUCING SEIZURES!!!
* OHHH FREDICK IS ONTO HIM! THIS IS EXCITING!
* THE WAY HE SAID INDUCED & LOOKED AT HANNI LMAOOOOO
* HIGH BELLA BEST BELLA
* GOD I’M SO SAD WHENEVER I SEE BELLA & I KNOW I SHOULDN’T BECAUSE SHE’S JUST SO OKAY WITH IT! & I LOVE IT BUT SOCIETY HAS TAUGHT US TO PITY THEM!!!! UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* AWEEEEE JACK!!! HE DOES DESERVE RIGHTS!!!!
* HIS REMEMBER HER MONOLOGUE!!!!😭
* LOBOTOMIZED??? IN THIS DAY & AGE??
* An acupuncturist, OF COURSE! LOVE HER ROOM! A BILLION PLANTS!!!
* HOLY FUCK IS THAT WIRESS??? (Damn, hate that that’s the only thing I can pick her out from. Catching Fire best THG book AND movie!!)
* WIRESS! HER LAUGH! HER FUCKING GRIN!!! DELICIOUS!
* OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK?? He’s been ZOMBIFIED! WITH BEES!
* And just like that! Bev knows JUST WHAT TO DO!
* HE TOOK HIS KIDNEY? HE GOT A SNACK OUT OF HIM!!!
* GOD PLEASE NO, I CAN’T SEE THIS AGAIN!! NOOOOO NO NO NO MY POOR BABY!!!!
* & Will is FINALLY seeing what’s happening!
* YOU WERE RIGHT, HANNIBAL NEEDS TO FUCK RIGHT OFF!
* NO MORE BEV & HANNI PLEASE!!!!!
* Me, trying hard not to scream to wake my friend up: HE’S EATING THEM, BEVERLY!
* Wiress, I’m so happy for your honesty. But you are going to JAIL!
* BELLA! MY BELOVED!
* Bella getting all Greek seems appropriate.
* Morphine overdose…not so much. And going to Hannibal. But it’s so interesting to see how much of a safe space Hannibal is to her. Because he is NOT like that to us AT ALL! But she doesn’t know him like we do.
* BELLA DON’T YOU DARE! I KNOW YOU HAVE MORE TO GO, I SAW THE GIFS!
* DO SOMETHING, YOU BASTARD!
* Don’t just sit back & STARE, YOU LITERAL PSYCHOPATH!
* Going all Harvey Dent on us, are we? OH MY GOD, HE DID!
* HELL YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hate the circumstance, but love it nonetheless!
* BEVERLY! B&E, very sexy!!!
* Oh, she found his stash!
* OH SHE FOUND HIS STASH!!!!!! She’s wearing the jacket she wore in that gif. Please don’t let this be what I think it is.
* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
*FUCK THIS FUCKING SHOW
My mum's initial reaction to Bev's fate was "oh thank god, I've been waiting for someone to catch onto- OH NO! NO NO NO NO NO! NO, FUCK THIS! NO, I DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO FIND OUT!"
See? Told you Bella has one of the best scenes in the entire series. And Hanni's face is like "yep, deserved that" 😂
Also... hmm... Mads Mikkelsen as Harvey Dent... *looks at WB* I mean, it could work! MATT REEVES, GET ON THIS PLEASE!
what you just said about Unseen, I'm so fucking soft, I will absolutely cry. :((( i'm giving you forehead kisses! many!
I'm so glad you enjoyed it :( ❤❤
I hope you have the greatest day/night, week, month ever 🥺❤
BABY IT WAS SO GOOD IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG TO READ BUT BOYYYYYY HOWDY DID I LOVE IT 🥺🥺 obsessed with it and obsessed with YOU ur so talented and sweet and amazing and deserve ! The ! Whole ! World ! Mwah 💖💖💖