#BALDSUMA

[shepscapades]

Hermit a Day May: Day 2 — Xisuma!

I wanted so badly to do his face reveal for this one but I think that’s better suited for narrative dbhc comics >:]

#hermitaday #hermitadaymay #hermitcraft #dbhc #dbhc art #dbhc xisuma #xisuma #xisumavoid #baldsuma #art escapades #OH YEAH FEATURING THE S8 HELMET THAT GOT SHATTERED IN DESTRUCTION XD #he tried patching it back together <3 #put that thang in a museum #hermitcraft au

[kiwinatorwaffles]

eyllo just wanted to drop in and say I have hit post limit for the first time bc of baldsuma ^-^

laurie has been keeping me updated and i. i saw your ask from her and i will just say I Am So Sorry but also this is not the first time this has happened to someone,

#baldsuma is the bane of my fucking existence i gotta start brainstorming for part 3 now i guess /j #birdhouse inquiries #artsy book tag #the baldmits quarantine

[oh-snapperss]

hey man are you okay. im just seeing a lot of baldsuma on my dash is all

EDIT: I AM AT POST LIMIT

#/silly

[occultvettr]

Realized I wasn’t happy with my prev Xisuma design with the long hair, so baldsuma maybe?

#hermitcraft #xisumavoid #hermitcraft xisuma #xisuma #bonus EvilX eye #the lil x doodle is more accurate to how I want the scar to look lmao #he seems like he could be the type that shaves his head for convinience?

[artsy-book]

I would like to apologize to my mutuals and followers for reblogging so much baldsuma. it will happen again I'm sure.

#artsy.text #shit post #i can never be normal about xisuma is the thing here

[gubbymcyt]

You laugh at baldsuma like it isn't canon and real

[lovelosescongrats]

hey what if you followed @baldsuma and joined me in making baldsuma reach 5k

#wanna join a cult? here's a bald xisuma #xisuma #xisumavoid #hermitcraft #kue loses

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma has left my top posts. i fucking win

#get FUCKED #baldsuma 4k is never happening !!!! /lh #kiwi’s calls #the baldmits quarantine

[kiwinatorwaffles]

not gonna lie the amount of shitposts at top is slightly insulting /jjjj

#baldsuma is fourth. Okay #kiwi’s calls

[kiwinatorwaffles]

I think the whole bladsuma thing should tell you how intimidating you are. :p

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

#BALDSUMA. ALWAYS BACK TO HAUNT ME #ask game #anon tag #the baldmits quarantine

[shepscapades]

im sure you've answered this somewhere before but why does X wear his helmet? ik you've said he's not a hybrid which i assume just means he's human, so is it just that he doesnt like showing his face? or is it plot or backstory related? -starr

Who’s to say!! Seems to be a mystery to the other hermits…

(shoutout to @kiwinatorwaffles‘s baldsuma comic, i couldn’t not make a cheeky reference to it hehe :] )

#dbhc sillies #dbhc #dbhc art #dbhc xisuma #xisuma #xisumavoid #hermitcraft #hermitcraft au #dbhc grian #dbhc cleo #dbhc hypno #dbhc mumbo #dbhc scar #dbhc doc #dbhc joel #dbhc impulse #dbhc keralis #keralis #FIRST TIME DRAWING KERALIS BTW #HE IS SO FUN HEHE #dbhc bdubs #dbhc etho #art escapades #dbhc ask #ask #starr anon #important to note. keralis cleo and doc are the only people who have seen x with his helmet off. they just like to gaslight the others <333 #anon

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma part 3: end my misery

part 1, part 2

#no thanks to laurie and her horde of evil minions #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hypnotizd #geminitay #cubfan135 #evil xisuma #xisumavoid #hc hypno #hc cubfan #hc gem #hc evil x #hc xisuma #kiwi’s scribbles #the baldmits quarantine

[kiwinatorwaffles]

baldsuma part 2: the sequel nobody asked for

#the reason why he cant take off the helmet is because he doesnt know how to btw #hermitcraft #hermitblr #cubfan135 #hypnotizd #xisumavoid #hc cubfan #hc hypno #hc xisuma #hermitcraft cubfan #hermitcraft hypno #hermitcraft xisuma #kiwi’s scribbles #the baldmits quarantine #kiwinator hall of fame /derog

[kiwinatorwaffles]

wAIT A SECOND YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE THE POSTS ABOUT WHAT X'S HAIR LOOKS LIKE

I KEEP ON FINDING YOU YOU'RE EVERYWHERE

my baldsuma legacy will never escape me i hate it here /j

#birdhouse inquiries #angelonasher tag #the baldmits quarantine

[kiwinatorwaffles]

my friends keep asking me why i always get the saltiest hate anons and tags and. I DONT KNOW? my takes are usually lukewarm to cold and sometimes there isn’t even a take at all like where is all of this coming from

me: we are too complicit in discord's changes and the only way we can change anything is if we actually push back hater anon: wow youre so whiny and immature. companies are always doing what they must to help the customers hater in tags: why are you being PARASOCIAL discord is not your FRIEND

me: [uses "shiny duo" as an example for the overabundance of duo names making it easy to confuse who it pertains to] tags: ummmm shiny is obvious? gem and pearl? why are you making it about a man? sexism is alive and well. UGH! me: hey man isnt it a little misogynistic to say people should immediately assume that shiny pertains to women hater anon: you are utterly incapable of detecting a joke

me: aromantic people are constantly tossed aside with the insistence of romance with this popular phrase fandom uses hater in tags: actually youre wrong because people use this phrase to not queerbait and also when people look like theyre going to fall in love they should fall in love because if they dont its queerbaiting

me: i have adhd. therefore i will post about adhd. hater anon: why do you post about adhd. stop

LIKE WHAT CAN I EVEN DO TO STOP IT. maybe baldsuma is better

#kiwi’s calls

[kiwinatorwaffles]

ugh omg with your latest post you mentioned baldsuma and so i looked back in your blog and i cant BELIEVE you would baldtruth a BRITISH man like that. didnt you know that baldtruthing has its roots in a problematic trend of bullying european/british immigrants to the us that started in a mall in ohio in 2012???? please do your research before making a joke. im not gonna cancel you over it bc im giving you the benfit of the doubt but consider yourself UNFOLLOWED >:(

(/silly im so sorry omg somethign possessed me)

anon let me just say this gave me a big laugh amongst all the haters. thank you. however i am suffering /baldsuma

#birdhouse inquiries #anon tag #the baldmits quarantine