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arcaneyouth · 2 months
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i'm BOREEDDDD i'm so fucking BOREDDDD literally what is a guy to do in this situation
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kirexa · 1 month
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Hey gamers should I cook something
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dykes4jamescorden · 9 months
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I'm so bad at watching shows by myself. that being said does anyone wanna watch smth w me....
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abysskeeper · 1 month
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Needing IRB and human research training solely to process deidentified RNA samples feels a bit much...but what would my life be without bureaucratic nonsense blocking everything
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gorkaya-trava · 2 months
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me opening tumblr like a refrigerator door only to see the same 5 posts people I follow keep reblogging from each other
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flapperwitch · 1 year
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I'M TIRED OF BATTLES THIS IS WHY I DON'T WATCH D&D UNLESS IT'S ACOFAF I WANT THE DRAMA
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takeheartlucia · 8 months
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Girl help I'm supposed to wake my roommate up but she's not answering her door 😭😭
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taraxacum-vulpes · 2 years
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... that was the most BORING first ep i've seen in years
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sanjisblackasswife · 1 year
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Law Consumes an Aphrodisiac (NSFW)
CW: 2.1k
Black Fem Reader in Mind
Bad Summary: He lost a bet and drunk an aphrodisiac. @owlight sorry for the lateness🤦🏽‍♀️💕
CW: SlightlyDrunk!Law, Teasing, Slight Edging, Overstimulation, Needy!Law, Spitting, Thighjob(?), Fucking on A Desk, OOC!Law, Vaginal Sex, Slightly Sub!Law
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He knew he shouldn’t have played these dumbass games with you.
He gets so irritated
He isn’t naturally a touchy type, but when he consumes the drink he begins to CRAVE the touch from you
Uses stupid ass excuses to have your hands on him as opposed to you having his hands on you
Law swears up and down to you that he doesn’t get stressed out easily, and you obviously wanted to prove him wrong so you bet him that he wouldn’t yell at Luffy the entire day.
Loss within the first hour.
“I don’t like alcohol.”
“Well then why did you bet—“
“BECAUSEITHOUGHTIWOULDNTLOSE”
“Yeah yeah thought like lick—“
"OKAY! FINE!"
Law was unfortunately a man of his word so of course he took the drink from your hands. He stared hesitant on taking the first sip, the ice cubes dancing, around almost feeling like he’s being mocked and he finally decided to shove it all down to get it over with.
"Daaayuumm, Cap'mn..." You gasped teasingly, watching his face scrunch up in disgust from the harsh, sting of the beverage, "I ain't think you was a hard hitta like that---"
"What did I---blech" Law shook his head, putting down the shot glass before walking away from you, "tell you about calling me Captain..I'm your boyfriend."
"Yeah, but also my captain...Captain." You fake salute the last part causing him to roll his eyes.
"What was in that drink anyways? It had a weird after taste." Law asked, sitting back at his desk chair. You turned to search for the bottle, and upon reading it your eyes widen and Law immediately perked up from watching you, "Y/n."
"...uh..um.." You hand him the bottle with hesitation, somewhat afraid of handing him to read the so so unfortunate ingredients.
“Shit.”
and there it was, a big red and bold a warning label of said drink having an aphrodisiac.
You and him both stared blankly at each other , dumbfounded on what exactly were to happen next.
“WELP GATTA GO—“
“Room!”
Suddenly the blue hue surrounds you and you and him were sent to his office.
“Law i have to work—“
“Sit your ass down. Please.”
He wasn’t angry with you, he knew it wasn’t it your end goal was to “drug” him so he wasn’t completely upset. It was his fault for trusting you with the alcohol choice in the first place.
...
"Baby I'm boredddddd I wanna go out--oh."
You look up from the couch you were laying on lazily in his office to see a shirtless, slightly sweaty Law sitting at his desk with his head thrown back. His breaths were shallow as he started to grit his teeth, jawline beginning to clench.
Dammit.
He's going through hot flashes already yet he makes it look so attractive.
"Baby..." You slowly approach him, eyes widen for a moment seeing he unbottoned his pants, his pretty trimmed happy trail just teasing you above his underwear band, "Law--!"
His movements were so quick you didn't even have time to control the situation of his hand pulling you forward from the back of your head to kiss him. Usually, he was more of a shy guy, when you initiated to make out with Law his movements were sweet yet, not so confident for the first few seconds, but now it's as if he were trying to suck your lips whole.
Law just couldn't take it anymore, the past 2 hours he stayed at his desk, reading, looking at you, studying, looking back at you, trying to find a cure from the drug in his drink, but his eyes stayed back on you. Oh how pretty you looked, your body was so tantalizing now, Your figure on display in your long skin tight dress he allowed you to wear since it was a slow day on the sub.
How your entire body jiggled with each toss and turn as you read your book. The small moans from when you got up to stretch, the way you playfully winked at him when you caught him staring at you, all of it was just a tease to him. He hated looking at you as some kind of sex object especially since he isn't a very sexual guy, but because he knew this wasn't anything above from the effects of that stupid ass bottle.
And you both knew it, so why not take advantage of it?
"Take this off. I need to see them—" It was like Law was just speaking out loud, already removing your clothes from you with a sweep of each movement leaving you with nothing but your thong on he grunts to quickly stand and wiggle out of his pants and underwear.
You do a small gasp, sure you’ve seen his dick plenty of times, but you still are shocked by his size, especially when it’s only SOFT, yet leaking just a little.
That’s when you had an idea.
“aw.” You tease, pushing him on his chest with the tips of your fingers so he can sit back down, “Here I am naked and you’re not hard for me? I’m wounded.”
Law smacks his teeth, but it soon turns into a groan of shock feeling your weight on his lap as you grab him by his cheeks and kiss him. Your tongue swipes his bottom lip to pry inside his mouth, Law could have sworn he got light headed by your kisses.
His body and hands moved on their own as you hoth engaged in a passionate makeout session in the nude, him caressing your neck gliding all the way down to break from your lips to nibble and suck on your teasing breast, you hum in delight.
“I…ha..taught you well, baby…” You praise his tongue skills on your nipples. He used to be so afraid to pleasure you, his mouth always so shy on your tits, but now he’s hungry and you are the only one to satisfy him.
You sit sideways on his lap, adjusting your legs so his half soft cock rest between your plush thighs and you begin to bounce up and down earning your a firm suck and groan against your skin.
You’ve never let Law fuck your thighs before, especially not in this particular position, but from the look on his flustered face you knew you had to do it more.
“Fuck—!” Law huffed seeing his brown tip begin to straighten up in between your legs as you bounced a little, also grazing against your clothed cunt.
Well.
Clothed is a loose way to put it when in reality the only thing that fabric is really covering is ur clit.
You felt his cock harden as you slowed down, you mentally pout after getting an late idea that it probably would have felt better to have him grow hard inside you.
Oh well. Maybe next time.
Law was so close to reaching his first orgasm for the night when you stop, his eyes widening losing focus of cumming for you, he looks at you with dark eyes and all you do is smirk.
“Common….” You get up from his grasp and take off the rest of your panties to then lay back, legs spread on his desk, “I know that drink is driving you mad. So. Use me.”
“Wh—?”
“I owe you. And you need to relieve yourself somehow—-what. Did you just wanna look at me naked all night?”
You had a point, especially with how your kept swinging your legs back in fourth, waving your pussy around like it’s a prize for him, and in this case it most definitely was.
Law pushes his scruffy hair back a little, walking towards you not looking away from your pussy as he sits on his knees to rub your labia with his middle and index finger, admiring the glistening of your pussy under his desk light.
He groans at the sight, giving a small stripe of a lick from the bottom up and latch his lips on your clit, your back immediately arches, causing your to throw your hands on his damped hair.
“Hmmmmmm…Law….S’good…”
You couldn’t contain the voices spilling out of your lips as you felt Law pull apart your lips to suck harder on your clit. Of course, your pretty hot boyfriend didn’t stop at adding to his pleasure either . Without missing a beat he groaned inside you, vibrations causing your back to arch as he stroked his cock as the same pace of your hip movements.
“S-so! SO CLOSE AH!—“ Your moans bounced off his walls which was a signal for Law to pick up the pace. He knew he needed you to cum at least once before he got selfish. “L-LAW! OH!”
Your eyes rolled back, mouth agape, spasming and twitching your thighs around his head, too weak from your harsh tear jerking orgasm to squeeze him tighter. In an instant Law got up, still rubbing his shaft, mushroom tip so wet and dripping of his own cum down his knuckles.
“Well…” You huffed, body limp, almost mentally anticipating on him to slide inside you because your body is still shaking. “Use me.”
Your boyfriend wiped his sweaty face, Nothing about this seemed right, his eyes were blurry as well as his kind, but his body started to move on its own, “Fuck—-Im…I love you, Y/n.”
“Hah…I love you t—-ah!”
Almost as if his words of affection was a form of apology, he spat on your sopping wet clit , and slid himself inside, with each inch you felt in your gummy walls was a louder moan to his ears as Law moved his sticky hot body over yours.
“Oh my—-fuck!”
Maybe it was the aphrodisiac but your velvet like pussy made him melt. Law held both your arms over your head, making sure you stayed still and latched his lips on yours as you began to feel yourself move up and down on the cold wooden desk.
It was nothing like he had before; your legs closing him in, hip balls slapping under your ass with each snap of his hips drove you both insane and though the paij of overstimulation was just too much for your pretty little head you couldn’t help but to cry out,
“Please! Please more! Please!”
It was so erotic to him hearing your stuttering words with each thrust form words of begging in his ear, Law begins to breathe even harder out his mouth and into yours, tryjng to kiss your again but the quickened pace of his pumps just left him to graze your lips.
“You feel so fucking good i cant stop! i—i wont stop i need more!”
“Then…ah! Take it….!”
In a moment Law gets his first orgasm with you, and as tired as he already was, he was still hard and throbbing, especially seeing the beautiful sight of his cum oosing out of your cunt, making a mess of his desks and your thighs.
“Turn over.” He says as he moves you on your stomach anyways. Though he was impatient to go another round he still made sure not to be too rough with moving your inevitable sore body.
Your legs just barely dangling off the desk he pulls back one cheek, cursing under his breath at both holes, nibbling at his lip of an idea that may get him fucked up, so…
he doesn’t and proceeds to prod at the CORRECT hole.
“Law…please…just…AHH!”
There wasn’t anytime for teasing, the wet sounds your body was making from just playing with the hood of your clit was stimulation enough to get him to tightly grab your ass and guide them back and fourth to bounce on his pelvis.
Damn it was a pretty view for him.
“Fuck! FUCK! IM CU—“
Like clockwork Law’s pace gets erratic, hips stuttering as he then puts his knee on the desk to feel more of you as well as creeping his hand to your neck to choke you a little. Causing you to bend your back more.
“LA-LAW BABY —“
Didn’t take long for your eyes to be unfocused with swelling tears. The pain was too much, but so addictive you hoped in the back of your head he wasn’t finished.
And almost as if he read your mind; you both still coming down of the last high he applies pressure to your throat to whisper in your ear
“I need more, baby.”
Any normal person could hear the loud screams and “Fuck”’s you both shared as well as the desk scratching up the floors but that was something Law will deal with later.
As of tonight
It was just you, Law, and the aphrodisiac in his blood stream.
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pseudophan · 2 months
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I'm boredddddd anyway Nora r u a frerard truther. More dnp stans should be frerard tuthers. Like me.
oh yeah obviously. i'm normal rn but get back to me when mcr release an album and i lose my mind again, i'll probably have something absolutely deranged to say on the matter
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Guys, please, someone, I'm so so boredddddd and I'm gonna be in this God forsaken car for 6 more hours stillllll
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theninjabozo · 11 months
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I'm boredddddd
What u wanna do then?
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catinasink · 4 months
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me when I want to wake up that one mutual 😔😔😔
and theyre not responding 😔😔😔😔
should I spam their notificatikns?
actually no that's rude
anyways
@sandsmand wake up. I know it's almost midnight but I'm boredddddd
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bittsandpieces · 11 days
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Guys I'm boredddddd I don't want to do work :((
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dreamonminecraft · 2 months
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I'm boredddddd
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lesbianrobin · 11 months
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i'm so boredddddd (has a stack of unread books, laundry to do, buttons to sew, fics to write, and incredibly greasy hair)
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