#Being a Dooku stan is such a trip

[charmwasjess]

You know, if you think about it, Dooku did technically die at a ripe old age, doing what he loved, surrounded by his grandchildren. And if you think about the fact that his headless, handless corpse got sucked out into Coruscant’s atmosphere during the breakup of the Invisible Hand, it’s not NOT dissimilar to the Serennian death rites where they place their dead on funeral moons that orbit Serenno, AND if you think about the fact that Coruscant and the Jedi Temple was really the only true home he ever knew for most of his life AND IF YOU THINK ABOUT…

#by doing what he loved I mean lightsabers #I do not actually think RotS Dooku was um doing so super great you know... overall? #that whackass Stover novelization literally has him CRYING in front of Sidious and needing to be told to compose himself before the duel #“I’m just so happy to lose on purpose to this kid I hate and go into whatever the fuck an honarable captivity means it’s soso fine” #Oh no okay I'm back to sad again #Being a Dooku stan is such a trip #a bad one #a specifically bad trip #count dooku

[a-dorin]

oddly specific star wars headcanons:

a/n: these are a bunch of headcanons that have been in my mind for a while & now they are here for you all to read. i hope you all enjoy them! :)) p.s., i hope including august in these is okay hehe :))

anakin & ahsoka explore the jedi temple at night, on the prowl for ghosts because anakin feels a strong “presence” of spirits and ghosts 

in reality, it’s just qui-gon just fucking with them

his favorite thing to do is to howl in the corridors and watch as anakin and ahsoka get spooked

“ahsoka! did you hear that?”

“of course i did, dipshit!”

sometimes they’ll drag obi-wan with them, who grumbles and gripes the entire time 

“anakin, remind me why you begged me to retreat from my quarters to follow your lead as we aimlessly roam the corridors. are you aware of how late it is?”

“yet you’re with us anyways” (anakin is smirking as he says this)

“for once, you’re right.”

plo koon receives a lot of skincare advice from a certain shiny, smooth nautolan

“now plo, use this moisturizer twice a day. once in the morning when you wake up, and then once again at night before you go to bed. also, apply at your leisure.”

“is this the right one?”

“of course it is.” 

plo koon requested that the jedi (those who are able) all meet for an annual dinner every sunday evening, just so that they can all share stories about their week & have a sense of unity (it’s the dad within him)

mace windu is late nearly every sunday (dinner is at 6:00 and he rolls in about 6:20 hoping that they started without him) 

but plo waits until mace is there for them to begin eating

anakin nearly eats an entire basket of bread in that span of twenty minutes waiting for mace, complaining that he’s starving 

“anakin how are you starving when you’ve eaten the entirety of our bread on this end of the table?” - obi-wan

“i just am” - anakin musters out with a piece of bread jammed in his mouth

meanwhile there’s a “kid’s table”

the kids table consists of the wolfpack and the padawans 

wolffe just sits there grumbling to himself, “fucking dad. making us go family dinners n shit.”

but ahsoka almost always sneaks over to the “adult table” 

plo makes sure to save her a seat, welcoming her with open arms when she makes her way over

count dooku loves the color magenta, he’s also fond of yellow

grievous always has spare arms and legs on DECK

there was one time that hondo sobered up for about eight hours. it was the weirdest eight hours of his life. 

august and mace giggle to themselves whenever yoda trips over his walking stick 

which is very often, at least once a day, if not twice

jango fett owns chaps and a cowboy hat for his side gig as a male stripper 

quinlan vos is an expert at manscaping, but he keeps the stubble because he loves the effect it has on women and creatures alike 

cad bane displays a little menagerie of art that his lover draws for him in the cockpit of the ship, hoping that his bounty asks who creates such beautiful works 

the first time that august went on a date with maul, mace sat in the shadows, lurking with plo to make sure that everything went smoothly

the only jedi allowed for the infamous tea time with mace and august are: aayla, eeth koth, adi gallia, kit, @milliusprime and sometimes quinlan if he isn’t being a horny little shit 

anakin is desperate to join for tea time but mace always says “no<3″ 

the jedi have a poster in the archives, titled “horny jail >;)” 

most of the time the people in horny jail are: ventress, quinlan, anakin, obi-wan, kit, hondo, maul, n savage

meanwhile the sith have a similar poster titled “we have no choice but to stan”

there is only one name on that poster, and it is r2-d2

sometimes the jedi will be conferring among each other, laughing and giggling about their romantic relationships. the second yoda walks in, they grow silent, the aura shifting to more serious tones

yoda will arch a brow, then grumble to himself before walking out

the chatter will resume

“bro i know he fucks yaddle he doesn’t have to hide that from us.” - kit

“i hate you for putting that image in my head” - august

“yoda gets pune?” - quinlan 

“oh, you mean to ask ‘yoda gets pussy?’” - ki-adi-mundi

quinlan has a stereotypical california surfer accent and it bothers the FUCK out of obi-wan 

maul can’t get but get all mushy whenever august sends him a love letter

savage teases him relentlessly for it 

whenever august gets heated in any situation, maul just throws her over his shoulder, whisking her away 

luminara unduli has a guilty pleasure

that guilty pleasure is country music (star wars universe ofc)

plo koon uses his force lightning to flicker lights on purpose as a scare tactic or to turn off the power in ships 

grievous has a girlfriend. her identity is unknown but the droids have seen her once.

asajj has a fat crush on luminara 

shaak ti knows how to beat box 

she’ll be the emcee for rap battles among the clones on kamino, providing the beats as well 

fives is the reigning rap battle king 

asajj & august have a mutual respect for one another, often teaming up when the odds are against them 

boba fett says “pew pew” every time he fires off his blaster

that’s about all i have for now ;))

#star wars #the clone wars #star wars headcanons #slight canon divergence