#Cluade x Petra

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Quotes for my Three Houses Ships...

Bernadetta: Father, this is my new husband, Ferdinand von Aegir.

B’s Father: The new Duke Aegir? At last, you’re useful for somethin- *Ferdinand punches him dead in the face*

Ferdinand: TIME TO THROW HANDS WITH FERDINAND VON AEGIR YOU ABUSIVE ASSHOLE!

Bernadetta: *sighs dreamily*

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Lindhart: Caspar, what’s that burning smell?

Caspar, leaning on the table seductively: Just my burning love for you.

Lindhart: Caspar the toaster’s on fire.

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Dorothea: I’m doing a scientific experiment to see how many throw pillows I can secretly add to our bed before my wife, Ingrid, loses her mind. Current count is twelve and going up.

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Leonie, in her head, trying to psyche herself up to flirt with Byleth: Okay girl. Let’s do this. They’re cute and they’re your professor but you can do this!

Leonie to Byleth: I’M BETTER THAN YOU!

Leonie, mentally: Shit!

*Spongebob Narrator Voice: One Time Skip Later*

Leonie, mentally: Okay girl! A new era, a new opportunity. Let’s get it right this time!

Leonie: FUCKING FIGHT ME!

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Claude: Are you going to drink that entire bottle of wine?

Petra: You did not of the marrying a quitter darling.

Claude, nodding sagely: My Queen.

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