#Curb your Enthusiams

[capn-twitchery]

help. twitch is having A Day

#fell off the boat right outside london #did not realise giving the fathomking nightmares increased them. was at 7 already #go to the boatman with 8 nightmares. #play chess. reach boatmans opponent 40 #playing chess now gives them nightmares #fail 50% chess check 10 times. #finally escape boatman. stuck in royal beth #curb your enthusiam theme plays in the distance #flondonblogging

[mickstart]

Extremely relieved the new call of duty campaign sucks ass so I can ignore the us military propaganda during a time of even bolder than usual us war crimes and don't have to strap on my academic headgear and go into the toxic bog to study how propaganda works and salvage the concept of a story from it.

#me when they announced this: what. youre gonna make a whole game in. a year? ... oh no #-curb your enthusiam theme starts playing- #its easier when this shit just sucks and I don't have to analyse what its doing / why it works #it's easier when you can ignore it and don't have to peer into the maw of the beast

[takunwilliams]

RIP RICHARD LEWIS

thank you for making me laugh so much , rest well

love

Technodrome1

#Richard Lewis #rip #comedy #comedian #funnu #funny #jokes #art #pop art #portrait #curb your enthusiam #digital art #illustration

[scalproie]

Im glad that arthur find an enemy just as crazy in situations as him but collins doesnt even have john as an excuse for doing insane shit

#I LIKE COLLINS ALSO I HOPE HE BECOMES A REGULAR AND DONT DIE IN LIKE. THE 10MIN LEFT OF THIS EP #''he could be on top of the car but... that would be mad'' [curb your enthusiam theme] #tagging later #malevolent spoilers

[slapstikcomedyentertainment]

The Worst Person You Know Just Made You Laugh!

Then, there are shows like Bojack Horseman...

There is nothing more entertaining than watching a terrible person push ethical and moral boundaries on your favorite sitcom; watching as the most absurd, generally paranoid, and neurotic individuals play out their worst instincts on screen. Seinfeld was the first show of its kind, revolving around characters that would lie, cheat, and scam their way around New York City. Many shows that came…

View On WordPress

#bojack horseman #comedy and drama #curb your enthusiam #diane nguyen #it&039;s always sunny in philadelphia #larry david #seinfeld #taylor tomlinson #The office

[mannytoodope]

Jeff: You know, I shouldn't be eating ice cream.

Larry: No, you shouldn't.

Jeff: No, I really shouldn't. I don't know what I came here for. I can't even be... Do you mind if I go? 'Cause if I stay here, I'll have no self-Control.

Larry: Get out of here!

Jeff: All right, bye.

Larry: Get out.

Woman: Can I try the ras... raspberry chocolate, whatever that is?

Larry: Got a long wait.

Woman: Ooh, could I try the tiramisu?

Larry: It's good. That's a good one. That's a good one. Get that. Get that.

Woman: I think I will. Thank you. Yeah, get that. And I think I'd like to try the banana, please.

Larry:(sarcastically) Banana! It might taste like... Let me guess, a banana?

Woman: And some chocolate.

Larry: mean this is really rid... this is so rude.

Woman: Just the plain chocolate.

Larry: You know, you're like a sample abuser. That's what you are.

Woman: What is the matter with you?

Larry: You're abusing your sampling privileges. One... two samples, the most. Woman: What do you think they have these little spoons for?

Larry: You can't just go on sample after sample... no, you can't!

Woman: Oh, yes, I can! You know what? I'm just gonna have the plain vanilla, please. Thank you.

Larry: (sarcastically)Oh! A decision's been made! Oh, we got vanilla! Enjoy. Woman: Thank you.

Larry: Vanilla! She winds up with vanilla. You got to be kidding me. How is the vanilla?

#Curb Your Enthusiam

[beevean]

Every time I go to a weightlifting competition, I'm forced to face the different standards I'm held to

At home, while I get congratulated, there is this subtle current of "yes, but this is not expected. This is not normal. We don't like what you're doing with your body." I'm always asked how much I weigh, if I've become fatter. The closest people to me don't like touching my muscles and act disgusted if they do - as a joke... or is it?

And then during the competition a girl I didn't even know personally, a girl with an impressive body, muscular like I wish I could be, touches my back and is seriously impressed by my strength and size.

I'm not even that muscular, and I am overweight, on the upper limit of my <80kg category, but I like being strong and I like my broad shoulders and I like when I flex my biceps.

I won't let anything curb my enthusiam, but I can't deny to be disappointed, sometimes.

#beev stuff

[stephaniejuhnay]

re: documentary now unfortunately part of bill's deal with hbo when he started barry was that he couldn't do tv outside of hbo or voicework (that's the reason he was able to guest on curb your enthusiam) which is why he can't do documentary now as an actor anymore :/

Awwwwww man, I didn’t know this! That is such a bummer bc it was 100% the charm of the first two seasons ☹️

#documentary now #bill hader

[rhulks-legs]

Vhal-Cae had gathered everyone in the ballroom again. It seemed the time had come for the solution. Everyone had played well, gotten along. No more deaths during the party, and while they might all hate each other for being cooped together so long, the end was in sight. Vhal-Cae had two envelopes in hand, one white, one pink. He cleared his throat quietly, and yet…no darkness encroached this time. They were in the ballroom. Perhaps this was being observed from all angles?

“It seems that we have reached the end of tonight’s special.” He held up the white envelope. “The solution shall be revealed! But, first, let us congratulate our contestants!”

Canned cheering ensued. “This is the first group to not kill each other over this game!” Canned laughter.

“Now. Let’s check what our contestant’s final solution is!” He opened up the white envelope and took out a piece of paper. “Ooh! Looks like a lover’s dispute, hm? They think it was Sao, in the library, with a sword!” A canned ‘oooh’ follows. “Let’s see if that’s true~”

He opened the pink envelope, pulling out a gold paper. He tossed the other envelope away, then studied the gold paper. His eyes narrowed. “No, this-” He hesitated a moment, then looked around. Behind him, out of focus, something was moving down from the ceiling.

“This…can’t be right,” He chuckled. He shook the paper a bit, as if that’d change the words on it. “No, no, this is-” His words were cut off as he glitched for a nanosecond like before. He then returned to normal, the picture of prim and proper. He held up the paper, a weary look on his face.

“It was…Rhulk. In the ballroom. With…with a heart attack.”

He maintained his demeanour for three more seconds, then tossed the paper down in disgust. “This- no, this isn’t a show, this isn’t television! You can’t just- this isn’t- no, this- someone HAS to have killed him!”

As he continued on, the focus shifted to the movement behind Vahl-Cae. A Ghost was scanning the corpse. The Ghost that had been sitting on the desk in the conservatory. Focus returned to Vhal-Cae.

“-and, well, wh-WHAT WAS THE DAMN POINT?! If he died of natural causes, that- it’s medamned anticlimactic!” He groaned and dragged a hand down his face. “Whatever. It doesn’t matter. Thank you for…for participating, and all that, blah blah,” He made a mouth with his hand as he spoke, miming it speaking along to his words. “And we will see you all ne-”

He blinked, then turned around. Rhulk had stood back up.

Rhulk had stood back up.

He clutched his head, as if he had a headache, and squinted at the room at large.

“What…did I miss?”

Vhal-Cae glitched, suddenly very much not a lubraen, and very much a human dressed to the nines in different vibrant shades of pink.

“WHAT THE FU-”

[Fades to black, credits roll, Frolic (from Curb Your Enthusiam) plays]

#dash event: pyramidical cluedo #EVENT OVER THANKS EVERYONE #you can continue threads within the event and do phase two threads if you like! but it is now officially closed

[lthn]

While I was researching on ways to make fun of contemporary art in general, conceptual art in specific, came across this

which I thought was brilliant. Especially that bit in It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia where Frank disguised himself as an art collector, pretentiously so with the Warhol hairstyle and art world vernacular - "derivative!".

However upon deep diving into the meaning of conceptual works like Maurizio Cattelan's Comedian (the infamous banana), I found myself to actually be the fool Cattelan (probably) was portraying. Comedian comments on the superficiality of the art world/people through superficiality itself, using a common object in slapstick comedy for the a obvious layer of humor on top as disguise.

[deadlinecom]

[labelleperfumery]

Larry David 'Beats Up' Elmo on 'Today' Show, Apologizes Right After

Larry David is letting Elmo know just how he’s doing … giving the famous puppet a good curb stomping on morning television. The “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star and Elmo were guests on the “Today” show Thursday when Larry got physical with the “Sesame… from TMZ.com https://www.tmz.com/2024/02/01/larry-david-beats-up-elmo-today-show-curb-your-enthusiam/

View On WordPress

#TMZ.com

[d-white211]

Larry David is my spirit human.

#Larry David #Curb Your Enthusiam #Seinfeld #Public displays of affection #make me sick

[way-to-the-future]

👊 …someone who hates my muse.

So’li seems far more interested in his pipe than he does this question. He keeps eyeing the wisps of smoke long enough that it might seem he’s not going to answer - but answer he does in a slow, circumspect tone. “I would not speak of Her but that  I were compelled, but one sinner to another, I suppose it is owed.” So’li sticks a finger upwards, indicating the sky. “’Tis the Lady Lover, the one who quickened us all. Full six turns have I born her curse and felt her wroth. She has stripped me bare and left me in ash, a field gone past fallow.”

#so'li voice who hates me? oh yeah its god #*curb your enthusiam theme* #before you ask no it's not hubris to think one of the gods would notice you enough to hate you #you'd know if you wered cursed #beste of bon and blod

[magicresteda]

guys please take adobe premiere away from me. PLEASE.

#*CURB YOUR ENTHUSIAM THEME PLAYS* #why have i done this why do i continue to make memes out of charmed #PLEASE WATCH I PUT TOO MUCH EFFORT IN THIS FOR IT TO BE IGNORED #‘ the fuck you thinks goin on it’s a panic at the disco ’ ❪ ooc ❫ #𝗥𝗣; ❪ crack ; ooc ❫ #DO YOU ALL ENJOY FOLLOWING ME NOW #YOU DONT REGRET IT AT ALL???

[falllpoutboy]

just realized ben and ana’s “relationship” is pr

#*curb your enthusiam theme plays* #well honestly hes still winning like i too would like to kiss ana de armas for free #and get paid for it for their movie #are they gonna keep this up until december when their film comes out 🤔