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thedesperatehousehusband · 6 years

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Super Three Days Later and A Bowl Short

So the Super Bowl. It’s a classic American event. It’s not to be missed. This year’s game was initially very uninteresting to me because I assumed it would be a blowout in the Patriots favor. And who wants to see that again? And then deal with a smug Gisele? The worst. I always root for the team playing the Patriots to beat the Patriots. In the instance of the Super Bowl, I don’t care which NFC team has the honor. I want them to win. I have no vested interested in the Eagles. But I’m elated they won.

Performance wise….Leslie Odom Jr. did a great job. I love me some Pink. I appreciate that her rendition of the national anthem was not overwrought. Her high notes were scratchy but apparently she wasn’t well. Regardless, she did a good job. Justin Timberlake was fine. But I wanted more. The dancing was on point. The singing was just more yelling “MINNEAPOLIS!” than actually singing the lyrics of the mélange of songs. The Prince hologram was fine. I get it. Prince lived in Minnesota. It was a good show. Not a great show.

Now for the ads. I’m nonplussed across the board less a couple. I stopped taking notes and missed a few but got most of them. Don’t bite my head off if you liked something that I don’t. It’s a free country, bitches. And the State of the Union had higher ratings than the Super Bowl. I’m not sure if he said or Tweeted that but it sounds plausibly possible given the daily nonsense he spins as facts.

Toyota Para Olympics: This was a nice spot. Beyond being an Olympic sponsor, I don’t see what it has to do with Toyota. So from a brand standpoint it could have been anything.

Sprint Robots: Terrible. They spent a shit mess of money making that spot. And it was not money well spent.

Solo: Be there. Memorial Day. I plotzed myself watching this trailer. Donald Glover as Lando? Yes, please.

Turkish Airlines with Dr. Oz: It’s assuming a lot that people know that Dr. Oz is Turkish, isn’t it? But I would fly the shit out of Turkish Airlines. That looked legit.

Rise on NBC: We’ve seen the pilot and are over-the-top excited about this show. Rosie Perez? Yes, please.

Bud Light Dilly Dilly #1: I’m nearing the edge of being over this campaign. It’s humor is fleeting. But I’ve enjoyed it for the most part. I would have preferred to see something entirely different for the Super Bowl but I give them credit for telling a story over multiple spots.

M&Ms with Danny DeVito: I get it. Danny DeVito is as small as an M&M. But the thought of ingesting Danny DeVito is pretty gross. Just ask Rhea Perlman.

Dodge RAM with Vikings: I sort of get it. I sort of don’t. I think the message was if a Viking were to drive a truck as opposed to a boat it would be a Dodge RAM. But what I liked is the secondary call to action around “Watch the Full Story” on YouTube or RAM.com or whatever. Extending content to other platforms is huge. And it was a big trend on the Super Bowl.

Wendy’s Frozen Arches: It’s bold. Calling out your top competitor and iconic market leader. Trying to create a differentiator in the minds of consumers. You can’t just show a Frosty for a buck and expect social chatter.

Castle Rock streaming on Hulu: I’m intrigued. It’s also fascinating that EVERY streaming service ran a spot on the Super Bowl.

Skechers with Howie Long: God, this spot was awful.

Heroes Arena: I don’t get gaming.

Doritos with Peter Dinklage: It was clever but it could have been for anything. What does Peter Dinklage lip syncing to Busta Rhymes/Christ Brown have to do with chips?

Mountain Dew Ice with Morgan Freeman: Same comment as above. Except that my understanding is that this is some sort of campaign? Color me confused. But hearing Missy Elliott is never a bad thing. And the fact that Morgan Freeman agreed to do this seems like a big deal.

Tide No Stains with David Harbour: Now THIS is clever advertising. P&G blew it out with this one by turning their functional benefit on its head and making you think about the product differently because for most of the spot you weren’t thinking Tide. A++++++++++++++

Bud Light Knight: I’m officially over it.

ETrade 85 and I Wanna Go Home: Startling statistics about retirement preparedness presented in an interesting but not scary way. Totally awesome and insight based.

Skyscraper with Dwayne Johnson: This movie looks like summertime fun but what I loved was the tag in the ad about seeing Dwayne Johnson live on The Tonight Show after the game. Extend your content. Drive deeper engagement. Smart, smart, smart.

Mission Impossible Fallout: Fallout is right. I fell out when I saw a 79 year old Tom Cruise trying to do yet another Mission Impossible action movie. Not today, Satan.

Quicken Loans: I very much liked this spot. Good use of humor around a pretty non-humorous but stressful thing. Getting a mortgage.

Avocados from Mexico: I just loved this. Dystopian humor is hilarious. THE CHIPS ARE OUTSIDE THE DOME. But wait…there are a million other ways to use avocados. Nice, nice spot.

Cloverfield Paradox on Netflix: I don’t care.

Diet Coke with the Hipster: I know this one was polarizing. I liked it very much. It was funky without being inaccessible. It was cool and hip without alienating any one group. Coca-Cola is a marketing organization that I very much like.

Jeep The Road Ends: I 100% loved this. Perfect for what Jeep’s brand essence is. In reality, how many people do major off-roading with their Jeep but whatever? A+++++

Tide with Old Spice: SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING PERFECT.

WeatherTech: Cheap, cheap, cheap. Hated it.

Pringles: Sort of fun. Sort of been there done that.

Febreeze Bleep Don’t Stink: Another favorite. This is a great way to use humor that could be extended into other channels and not wear out. The joke will ultimately get old but there’s so much they can do with this. A++++++++++++

Michelob Ultra with Chris Pratt: Yep, that’s realistic. A PA casting extras wouldn’t know Chris Pratt. Blech.

Squarespace with Keanu Reeves: Nope. You wanna know who’s no longer relevant? Keanu Reeves.

Dodge RAM Built to Serve: Decent use of emotion without getting too far into melodrama.

Australia Travel: I thought this was great and renews my heavy desire to visit Australia.

TurboTax Monster Under the Bed: Meh.

Yellow Tail: Absolutely horrendous.

Amazon Prime: Good not great.

Toyota Priest Rabbi: Toyota needs to figure itself out. Their spots were so disparate during the Super Bowl. Stand for something, dammit. Don’t try to stand for everything. Do you want to tug on my heartstrings about the Para Olympics or do you want to tell jokes? It’s too much.

Pepsi: It felt like they sponsored the halftime show. Or am I mistaken?

Jack Ryan on Amazon Video: No thanks.

The Voice Promo: I want to watch this promo every day until the end of time. It was kind of perfect.

Lexus Black Panther: Here’s what I know. We are going to see the SHIT out of Black Panther. What that has to do with Lexus is unclear.

Tide Clydesdales: OMG LOL ROTFL.

Budweiser Water: I’m talking out of both sides of my mouth. Because Toyota and Budweiser have done something similar. But Budweiser made it work because it’s natural for them to have water because they need it to make beer. So their altruism feels sincere without stretching.

Intuit Turbo Tax: Terrible.

Jeep Jurassic Park: Decent.

Kia with Steven Tyler: Nope.

Blacture: Be Celebrated. Not Tolerated. Powerful words. It’s not clear what Blacture is but I will admit to being intrigued.

Wix: Terrifically terrible.

Michelob Ultra We Get Beer: Do you? Do you really?

Groupon: Not memorable.

Alexa New Voices: I liked it but the joke wasn’t funny by the time the spot was done. That’s not great.

Coke Different for Everyone: I approve.

Hyundai Hope Comes Standard: So heavy handed.

T-Mobile with Kerry Washington: Had this spot been for Pampers, I would have loved it. For a cell phone carrier it don’t make a drop of damn sense.

Stella Clean Water: Apparently ALLLLLLL of our beer manufacturers are bringing water to those in need. I didn’t see that theme coming.

Jeep Manifesto: They missed on this one. I liked the first two. But this just made me roll my eyes.

Tide Pharma: This brought me incredible joy as it pokes fun at my life’s work. Which is hilarious to me.

Tide for the win. David Harbour is a national treasure. Gisele is the WORST. And Nick Foles is going to Disney World.

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lpdoesstuff · 7 years

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Current Empties | May 2017 I’m not doing these posts monthly because.. well I don’t use up products that often. Especially when it comes to beauty related items. But here is what I’ve used up in the past few months.

1.) Body Armor Super Drink: I’ve had quite a few of these and tossed the other bottles, but wanted to share it for an empties post. I originally got this drink because my boyfriend and his paintball buddies post pictures with these I assume trying to get sponsored by them? Not sure. So I got it to take a picture holding it like the asshole I am. Surprisingly, I enjoy it! It’s like a better tasting/more flavorful Gatorade. Strawberry Banana is my faveeee.

2.) Secret Oo LaLa Lavender Deodorant: Hands down my favorite. This is like my 73749393th tube. However, when I went to purchase it again- they don’t have them anymore 😭😭😭 I guess they are changing the name and look, because I got one called Luxe Lavender and it smells & works the same sooo, yeah. 😋

3.) Blue Bleach Tabs from Dollar Tree: Shit shit shit. These literally lasted two flushes. TERRIBLE. I’m not sure what I expected from the Dollar Tree anyway.. but still.. two flushes?!? Cmon now.

4.) L'Oréal Miss Manga Mascara: Favorite drugstore mascara EVER. I use this in blackest black. I love it - it separates your lashes & lengthens them as well. Doesn’t make them look all spidery - so if you’re into that kinda look - this mascara isn’t for you.

5.) Not Your Mothers Clean Freak Dry Shampoo: Love it. Best drugstore dry shampoo I’ve used. Doesn’t leave annoying white residue & actually soaks up the oil well. I’ve read people don’t like the scent, but it just smells like dry shampoo to me? Haha doesn’t bother me. This product did go up in price since I purchased this - so I got something else to try this time around for that reason. But other than that, yaaaas. Do it.

6.) Gain Dishwashing Liquid: It’s dishwashing liquid. 😑 haha works, smells nice and cleans well. I have Gain scented everything. Why would you not? This is the kind I always get.

7.) Great Value Energy Drink Mixes: This blueberry flavor is my least favorite - but I absolutely love these! Pomegranate Lemonade is the BEST. These are the Walmart brand & they are only $1.98 I believe for 10 individual uses. Not too shabby. They also have caffeine which is why I personally get them. I’m trying to stop drinking soda & these are helping. However, if you don’t want the caffeine, they have ones that are caffeine free.

8.) Restorz Multivitamin Gummies: This was just a 7 day pack. Comes with 14 gummies. Dollar Tree purchase for only $1 of course. These were actually pretty yummy - they are just hard to find because they sell out of these quick. So if you happen to be in your local Dollar Tree, grab ‘em!

9.) Glade Carpet Powder in Clean Linen: BEST. INVENTION. EVER. I live in an apartment which is basically all carpet & this stuff leaves my place smelling AMAZING! People who visit even mention the smell. I mean, I do a lot of candles and wax tarts too.. but they ain’t got shit on dis 😎 Only $1.98-$2 depending on where you purchase it. Just sprinkle it all over your carpet before vacuuming & let it set a few minutes then vacuum it up. Not really sure why I’m explaining how to use it, I’m sure I’m the only person who didn’t know this existed lol

10.) Bath & Body Works Mahogany Teakwood Candle: My second favorite B&BW scent. Love these candles. This one actually lasted quite a long time for how small it is. My sister got this for me for Christmas. This size is $12.50 regularly 😅 So no, no repurchase for me yet. I rarely purchase their candles because of the price unless they have a sale. I’m a cheap ass, ok?

11.) 719 Walnut Avenue Mahogany Driftwood Candle: Walmart dupe! 🙌🏼🙌🏼 As far as I know.. these are only sold at Walmart. These huge candles are only $4.93. They are the exact same size as the regular B&BW candles that are $22.50. This one does smell very similar to Mahogany Teakwood, but not the exact same. But these candles do have a very strong scent and they last forever. I’ve purchased 4-5 of these already and just found out about them last summer. Also, if you go to Walmart looking for them - they are NOT where all the other candles and wax tarts are - they are on the aisle where febreeze & all that stuff is. Just FYI. You’re welcome.

12.) Febreeze spray in the Gain scent: Smells clean. Not exactly like the Gain I know and love, but whatever. Smells fresh lol I got a different kind to try this time.

THAT’S ALL, FOLKS! Exciting household & food items, am I right?! 😂 My posts will be more interesting in the future. Promise. Let me know what you guys love! Be sure to follow my Instagram for this blog: @lpdoesstuff

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goope-jp-tenmei · 7 years

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Make it Pop! Non-alcoholic Winter Citrus Punch

As a mother of two young children, my party world mostly revolves around kid parties. Birthday parties, preschool holiday parties, even the occasional outdoor picnic party when the weather calls for it. Serving punch in a big punch bowl is one of my favorite party tricks – it makes any party feel glamorous (especially for a group of kids!), and you can make it ahead of time so you aren’t rushing to get everything done on the day of the party. Today I’m excited to share a kid friendly, non-alcoholic Winter Citrus Punch recipe in partnership with Glad’s brand new Kitchen Pro trash bags. As any mom knows, post party clean up can be NO JOKE. But with 53% more bag, ForceFlex strength, LeakGuard Technology, and Febreeze Odor Control, Kitchen Pro is Glad’s biggest and strongest kitchen trash bag – making it even easier to clean up after a major event like a birthday party!

When my girls turned two and four last September, we threw a Rainbow Unicorn birthday party in our backyard, with plenty of rainbow balloons, rainbow tissue tassel garlands with iridescent sparkle, rainbow plates, napkins, and cups – and cupcakes with the cutest little unicorn picks! We also set up a craft table where our little guests could decorate their own paper unicorn with glitter glue and colorful rhinestones. The party was SO much fun, but also made a big, big mess – as you might expect from a party with fifteen little kids and their parents!

Luckily, big party messes are no match for Glad’s new Kitchen Pro trash bags! Kitchen Pro trash bags offer 53% more bag for cleaning up messes, from fun party messes to regular everyday messes around the house. With an inner layer of ForceFlex and an outer layer of LeakGuard, Glad Kitchen Pro bags are both stretchable and protect against leaks, so you can even toss in those half-empty cups or leftover ice without any problems. And if you’re looking for a new everyday trash bag, the stretchable strength, leak protection, and odor neutralization mean you can take your trash out less. Which is definitely something I appreciate for my little family of four (plus five cats)!

Okay, back to the punch! It’s the perfect balance of tart citrus juice and fizzy bubbles – such a fun and special treat! We used Cara Cara oranges and blood oranges since they happen to be in season right now, but this punch would easily work with regular naval oranges, or even pineapple juice later in the summer. You can make the simple syrup and squeeze the citrus juices the day before, then add the ginger ale or sparkling grape juice in a punch bowl on the day of the party.

For an adult version of this punch, consider swapping the ginger ale for champagne or sparkling wine and adding a cup of brandy. You could also add a couple rosemary sprigs to the simple syrup for a savory rosemary citrus punch. So many possibilities!

You can pick the new Glad Kitchen Pro trash bags up at your local Target – and for those of you with the Cartwheel app, you can snag a special 10% off Cartwheel deal from now through February 28!

Photo Credits: Nole Garey for Oh So Beautiful Paper

This post is a sponsored conversation written by me on behalf of Glad. All content and opinions are my own. Thank you for supporting the sponsors that make Oh So Beautiful Paper possible!

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